A Joke : Be precise with your requirements.
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“A hamburger and fries,” a man orders. “Me too,” says the emu sitting beside him. “That’s $9.40,” the waitress says. The man reaches into his pocket and hands her the exact change. They return the next day. Both order a steak and mash, and again the man pays with exact change. “How do you do that?” the waitress asks. “A genie granted me two wishes,” explains the man. “My first was that I’d always have the right amount of money to pay for anything.” “Brilliant! But what’s with the emu?” “My second wish was for an exotic chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say.”
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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“A hamburger and fries,” a man orders. “Me too,” says the emu sitting beside him. “That’s $9.40,” the waitress says. The man reaches into his pocket and hands her the exact change. They return the next day. Both order a steak and mash, and again the man pays with exact change. “How do you do that?” the waitress asks. “A genie granted me two wishes,” explains the man. “My first was that I’d always have the right amount of money to pay for anything.” “Brilliant! But what’s with the emu?” “My second wish was for an exotic chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say.”
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
Really, Emus are the most argumentative avians I know. And annoyingly picky err pecky.
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.
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“A hamburger and fries,” a man orders. “Me too,” says the emu sitting beside him. “That’s $9.40,” the waitress says. The man reaches into his pocket and hands her the exact change. They return the next day. Both order a steak and mash, and again the man pays with exact change. “How do you do that?” the waitress asks. “A genie granted me two wishes,” explains the man. “My first was that I’d always have the right amount of money to pay for anything.” “Brilliant! But what’s with the emu?” “My second wish was for an exotic chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say.”
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
Good One, I liked the joke. 5 from me!
Sucess is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
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“A hamburger and fries,” a man orders. “Me too,” says the emu sitting beside him. “That’s $9.40,” the waitress says. The man reaches into his pocket and hands her the exact change. They return the next day. Both order a steak and mash, and again the man pays with exact change. “How do you do that?” the waitress asks. “A genie granted me two wishes,” explains the man. “My first was that I’d always have the right amount of money to pay for anything.” “Brilliant! But what’s with the emu?” “My second wish was for an exotic chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say.”
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
I heard it as a 12 inch pianist was the side kick. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]