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A woman was cleaning her husbands dresser drawers when she found 3 golf balls and a box with $2000 in it. She waited for him to come home from the golf course to ask him why these things were hidden in his dresser drawer. The husband said I'm sorry I hid this from you but the truth is every time I cheated on you over the last 30 years I put a golf ball in the drawer. The wife was very upset at first but after thinking about it said "I guess 3 times in 30 years is really not that bad! Oh by the way what is the $2000 in the drawer. The husband replied" Well every time I got to a dozen balls I sold them.
Regards, Hiren. "Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value." - Einstein
modified on Monday, November 29, 2010 4:30 AM
Nice One. :laugh: My 5.
Regards, Sathesh. The best way to express one's gratitude to the Divine is to feel simply Happy..
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A woman was cleaning her husbands dresser drawers when she found 3 golf balls and a box with $2000 in it. She waited for him to come home from the golf course to ask him why these things were hidden in his dresser drawer. The husband said I'm sorry I hid this from you but the truth is every time I cheated on you over the last 30 years I put a golf ball in the drawer. The wife was very upset at first but after thinking about it said "I guess 3 times in 30 years is really not that bad! Oh by the way what is the $2000 in the drawer. The husband replied" Well every time I got to a dozen balls I sold them.
Regards, Hiren. "Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value." - Einstein
modified on Monday, November 29, 2010 4:30 AM
I would suggest that making the punchline of the joke part of the headline of the thread is probably not going to engender much support. Especially as the joke is as old as the hills.
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I would suggest that making the punchline of the joke part of the headline of the thread is probably not going to engender much support. Especially as the joke is as old as the hills.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
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A woman was cleaning her husbands dresser drawers when she found 3 golf balls and a box with $2000 in it. She waited for him to come home from the golf course to ask him why these things were hidden in his dresser drawer. The husband said I'm sorry I hid this from you but the truth is every time I cheated on you over the last 30 years I put a golf ball in the drawer. The wife was very upset at first but after thinking about it said "I guess 3 times in 30 years is really not that bad! Oh by the way what is the $2000 in the drawer. The husband replied" Well every time I got to a dozen balls I sold them.
Regards, Hiren. "Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value." - Einstein
modified on Monday, November 29, 2010 4:30 AM
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Especially as the joke is as old as the hills.
This is not fair Dalek. You can see review of two people saying good one. If it is as hill as you then simply you can ignore. Just don't mind.
In all fairness I presume the jokester and the applauding audience are geographically close. I believe this has beed aired before in here. Myself, I couldn't care less - if I come across a bad/old joke, I skip to the next thread. That said, I do see where the opposition comes from. And the current joke predates golf as a sport. //L
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In all fairness I presume the jokester and the applauding audience are geographically close. I believe this has beed aired before in here. Myself, I couldn't care less - if I come across a bad/old joke, I skip to the next thread. That said, I do see where the opposition comes from. And the current joke predates golf as a sport. //L
Media2r wrote:
In all fairness I presume the jokester and the applauding audience are geographically close
Dear friend, India is a huge country, and the term "geographically close" is more relative term. If a person in Bangalore/Chennai is geographically close to the person in Delhi, then, I feel, even person in London is geographically close to person in Madrid
Sucess is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
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Media2r wrote:
In all fairness I presume the jokester and the applauding audience are geographically close
Dear friend, India is a huge country, and the term "geographically close" is more relative term. If a person in Bangalore/Chennai is geographically close to the person in Delhi, then, I feel, even person in London is geographically close to person in Madrid
Sucess is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
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Without any offence intended in the slightest - you are perfectly correct in the sense that people in both Madrid and London are aware of the fact that this joke predates golf. //L
Sorry But I will be direct this time, If the people of London and madrid is not found freshness or any kind of humourous in Joke then they can simply avoid, People are not here to satisfy every kind of person. Either they can downvote or they can simply ignore. Don't stand on opposite side every time OP post a joke. Ian
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Sorry But I will be direct this time, If the people of London and madrid is not found freshness or any kind of humourous in Joke then they can simply avoid, People are not here to satisfy every kind of person. Either they can downvote or they can simply ignore. Don't stand on opposite side every time OP post a joke. Ian
People in New York are closer, geographically, to people in London than they are to people in Los Angeles.
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People in New York are closer, geographically, to people in London than they are to people in Los Angeles.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
People in New York are closer, geographically, to people in London than they are to people in Los Angeles
I think you are too delighted of the outcome of the first test!
Sucess is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.