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I have a new doctor

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  • Mike HankeyM Online
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    Mike Hankey
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    A friend sent this to me and I just had to pass this on; I went to the doctor's the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous! I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out ." I said, "My wife says my dick tastes funny..." Strangely enough my new doc at the VA is a young pretty female that first thing she did was give me a digital prostrate exam. :-O

    Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^] My Site

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    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

      A friend sent this to me and I just had to pass this on; I went to the doctor's the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous! I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out ." I said, "My wife says my dick tastes funny..." Strangely enough my new doc at the VA is a young pretty female that first thing she did was give me a digital prostrate exam. :-O

      Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^] My Site

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      Heard it before, but still good.

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      • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

        A friend sent this to me and I just had to pass this on; I went to the doctor's the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous! I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out ." I said, "My wife says my dick tastes funny..." Strangely enough my new doc at the VA is a young pretty female that first thing she did was give me a digital prostrate exam. :-O

        Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^] My Site

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        HimanshuJoshi
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        :laugh:

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        • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

          A friend sent this to me and I just had to pass this on; I went to the doctor's the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous! I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out ." I said, "My wife says my dick tastes funny..." Strangely enough my new doc at the VA is a young pretty female that first thing she did was give me a digital prostrate exam. :-O

          Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^] My Site

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          Mycroft Holmes
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          Mike Hankey wrote:

          prostrate exam

          with a broomstick

          Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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          • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

            A friend sent this to me and I just had to pass this on; I went to the doctor's the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous! I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out ." I said, "My wife says my dick tastes funny..." Strangely enough my new doc at the VA is a young pretty female that first thing she did was give me a digital prostrate exam. :-O

            Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^] My Site

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            Jorgen Sigvardsson
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            Mike Hankey wrote:

            digital prostrate exam.

            Was she using her digits, or was she using a non-analog device? :D

            -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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              Mike Hankey wrote:

              digital prostrate exam.

              Was she using her digits, or was she using a non-analog device? :D

              -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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              Mike Hankey
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              :laugh: Good one :thumbsup:

              Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^] My Site

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