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  • R R tsumami

    But when i read this quote I couldn’t stop laughing. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' Don't know who said it but it’s kinda true, except for the French maybe. Anyone else have some quote's that can help brighten ones day?

    saru mo ki kara ochiru (even monkeys fall from trees) Usualy i'm that monkey. If you want an intelligent answer, Don't ask me. To understand Recursion, you must first understand Recursion.

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    Pete OHanlon
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    R-tsumami wrote:

    What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

    Doesn't bother me. It gives me a chance to rifle through it and get some of my money back. Surely more humiliating phrases would include: Is that it? Have you started? That was quick. I've seen bigger. She's not yours. Your brother's better. There are so many variations that would be far more cutting than being asked to hold a purse.

    I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.

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    • R R tsumami

      But when i read this quote I couldn’t stop laughing. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' Don't know who said it but it’s kinda true, except for the French maybe. Anyone else have some quote's that can help brighten ones day?

      saru mo ki kara ochiru (even monkeys fall from trees) Usualy i'm that monkey. If you want an intelligent answer, Don't ask me. To understand Recursion, you must first understand Recursion.

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      Lost User
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      Hold and purse?

      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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      • R R Giskard Reventlov

        A real man would not get humiliated because he has to carry his woman's purse or when asked to go buy tampons, etc, etc. What's the big deal? Only a lesser man would be threatened by such trivialities.

        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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        digital man wrote:

        when asked to go buy tampons

        They're great for soaking up small but messy spills...

        .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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        "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          digital man wrote:

          when asked to go buy tampons

          They're great for soaking up small but messy spills...

          .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
          -----
          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
          -----
          "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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          Henry Minute
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          You'd think they were designed for that very purpose, wouldn't you?

          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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          • P Pete OHanlon

            R-tsumami wrote:

            What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

            Doesn't bother me. It gives me a chance to rifle through it and get some of my money back. Surely more humiliating phrases would include: Is that it? Have you started? That was quick. I've seen bigger. She's not yours. Your brother's better. There are so many variations that would be far more cutting than being asked to hold a purse.

            I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.

            Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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            Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

            There are so many variations that would be far more cutting than being asked to hold a purse.

            "Are you in?"

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              Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

              There are so many variations that would be far more cutting than being asked to hold a purse.

              "Are you in?"

              Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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              Pete OHanlon
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              :laugh: Very cutting.

              I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.

              Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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                Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                There are so many variations that would be far more cutting than being asked to hold a purse.

                "Are you in?"

                Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                Mike Hankey
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                Trollslayer wrote:

                "Are you in?"

                Let me know when you're done.

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                  Hold and purse?

                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                  Pete OHanlon
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                  Clutch it.

                  I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.

                  Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                    digital man wrote:

                    when asked to go buy tampons

                    They're great for soaking up small but messy spills...

                    .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                    -----
                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                    -----
                    "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                    Dan Neely
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                    They're also supposed to be good at plugging gunshot wounds until you can get medical care, while pads are useful as general bandages over large wounds...

                    3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                    • R R tsumami

                      But when i read this quote I couldn’t stop laughing. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' Don't know who said it but it’s kinda true, except for the French maybe. Anyone else have some quote's that can help brighten ones day?

                      saru mo ki kara ochiru (even monkeys fall from trees) Usualy i'm that monkey. If you want an intelligent answer, Don't ask me. To understand Recursion, you must first understand Recursion.

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                      Peter Mulholland
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                      A quote from a utube video by a couple of Limerick comedians: "I said F@#k your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside". It's funny in the context, I think: utube[^]

                      Pete

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                      • R R tsumami

                        But when i read this quote I couldn’t stop laughing. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' Don't know who said it but it’s kinda true, except for the French maybe. Anyone else have some quote's that can help brighten ones day?

                        saru mo ki kara ochiru (even monkeys fall from trees) Usualy i'm that monkey. If you want an intelligent answer, Don't ask me. To understand Recursion, you must first understand Recursion.

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                        Marc Clifton
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                        R-tsumami wrote:

                        Anyone else have some quote's that can help brighten ones day?

                        "Let me show you my appreciation for when you held my purse." Marc

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                        • P Pete OHanlon

                          R-tsumami wrote:

                          What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

                          Doesn't bother me. It gives me a chance to rifle through it and get some of my money back. Surely more humiliating phrases would include: Is that it? Have you started? That was quick. I've seen bigger. She's not yours. Your brother's better. There are so many variations that would be far more cutting than being asked to hold a purse.

                          I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.

                          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                          peterchen
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                          The purse thing you can pull at a complete stranger, where the sex thing would just be stupid.

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