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  • P Pualee

    Shahriar Iqbal Chowdhury wrote:

    I knew some girls ... back in high school

    Heh, that's what I love about high school girls. I keep getting older, but they keep staying the same age.

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    Christopher Duncan
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    Okay, now you're just scaring me. :)

    Christopher Duncan
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      Back in my rock & roll days, my definition of the perfect girl was reasonably simple. Above and beyond the obvious desire to have her look good in high heels and a little black dress, I just wanted someone who enjoyed the creative & party lifestyle of a musician. These days, prompted in no small way by, er, lessons learned (no bunny jokes, please :)), I find that my requirements are a bit more in depth. Someone who is naturally happy and positive by nature (harder to find that it would seem), intelligent enough for deep conversation, and while she doesn't have to be a full on programmer, a little geekness would go a long way. I mention this just in case Santa is reading CP, of course. How 'bout you guys - at least the ones who are single - who's the perfect geek girl for you? You never know, you might get your wish. Never underestimate the effectiveness of bribing reindeer. :-D

      Christopher Duncan
      www.PracticalUSA.com
      Author of The Career Programmer
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      Chris Meech
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      there'd be no fun to life. I love the idiosyncratic[^] nature of the female. It reminds me of the unpredictableness of a lot of software. :)

      Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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      • A AspDotNetDev

        I like girls that are as smart as me, but not much smarter. My ego can't take it. :((

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        Christopher Duncan
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        Back when I was married, I was a brand new programmer and my wife was a seriously senior level QA person. In other words, we both made about the same money. As we changed jobs we'd leap frog each other in salary. While we had some fun with this, I never had a problem with it when she made more than me. As for smarter than me, well, that doesn't really set the bar very high. :)

        Christopher Duncan
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          there'd be no fun to life. I love the idiosyncratic[^] nature of the female. It reminds me of the unpredictableness of a lot of software. :)

          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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          Christopher Duncan
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          Excellent. How do you feel about bunnies? :-D

          Christopher Duncan
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            I believe Alison is already taken. :((

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            Christopher Duncan
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            Good boy, Dave. You get to stay married another year. :-D [edit] Whoops. For some reason, I thought Alison was Mrs. DD's name. Bad Dave. No cookie for you. :) [/edit]

            Christopher Duncan
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            • S Slacker007

              Ah...Alison. :)

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              :swoon: Hey, Alison, look what I brought you:

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                Excellent. How do you feel about bunnies? :-D

                Christopher Duncan
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                Chris Meech
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                Well, apart from being soft and cuddly, they make a good stew. :)

                Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                  Back when I was married, I was a brand new programmer and my wife was a seriously senior level QA person. In other words, we both made about the same money. As we changed jobs we'd leap frog each other in salary. While we had some fun with this, I never had a problem with it when she made more than me. As for smarter than me, well, that doesn't really set the bar very high. :)

                  Christopher Duncan
                  www.PracticalUSA.com
                  Author of The Career Programmer
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                  AspDotNetDev
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                  Christopher Duncan wrote:

                  seriously senior level QA person

                  Is that like chief orangutan? ;P

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                    Christopher Duncan wrote:

                    seriously senior level QA person

                    Is that like chief orangutan? ;P

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                    Christopher Duncan
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                    No, the orangutan gets paid more. :)

                    Christopher Duncan
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                    • C Chris Meech

                      Well, apart from being soft and cuddly, they make a good stew. :)

                      Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                      Christopher Duncan
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                      And slippers - don't forget the slippers! :-D

                      Christopher Duncan
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                        Back in my rock & roll days, my definition of the perfect girl was reasonably simple. Above and beyond the obvious desire to have her look good in high heels and a little black dress, I just wanted someone who enjoyed the creative & party lifestyle of a musician. These days, prompted in no small way by, er, lessons learned (no bunny jokes, please :)), I find that my requirements are a bit more in depth. Someone who is naturally happy and positive by nature (harder to find that it would seem), intelligent enough for deep conversation, and while she doesn't have to be a full on programmer, a little geekness would go a long way. I mention this just in case Santa is reading CP, of course. How 'bout you guys - at least the ones who are single - who's the perfect geek girl for you? You never know, you might get your wish. Never underestimate the effectiveness of bribing reindeer. :-D

                        Christopher Duncan
                        www.PracticalUSA.com
                        Author of The Career Programmer
                        Writing apps? Developing sites? Hate marketing? We can help.

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                        Lost User
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                        I'm quite happy with my engineering geek, retired triathlete wife. She's a techie, a killer cook, into climbing and cycling... It may have taken me three wacks at the marriage game to get it right, but third time pays for all.

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                          Back in my rock & roll days, my definition of the perfect girl was reasonably simple. Above and beyond the obvious desire to have her look good in high heels and a little black dress, I just wanted someone who enjoyed the creative & party lifestyle of a musician. These days, prompted in no small way by, er, lessons learned (no bunny jokes, please :)), I find that my requirements are a bit more in depth. Someone who is naturally happy and positive by nature (harder to find that it would seem), intelligent enough for deep conversation, and while she doesn't have to be a full on programmer, a little geekness would go a long way. I mention this just in case Santa is reading CP, of course. How 'bout you guys - at least the ones who are single - who's the perfect geek girl for you? You never know, you might get your wish. Never underestimate the effectiveness of bribing reindeer. :-D

                          Christopher Duncan
                          www.PracticalUSA.com
                          Author of The Career Programmer
                          Writing apps? Developing sites? Hate marketing? We can help.

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                          wizardzz
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                          Whoever said that your previous perfect girl and latter perfect girl are mutually exclusive?

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                            Back in my rock & roll days, my definition of the perfect girl was reasonably simple. Above and beyond the obvious desire to have her look good in high heels and a little black dress, I just wanted someone who enjoyed the creative & party lifestyle of a musician. These days, prompted in no small way by, er, lessons learned (no bunny jokes, please :)), I find that my requirements are a bit more in depth. Someone who is naturally happy and positive by nature (harder to find that it would seem), intelligent enough for deep conversation, and while she doesn't have to be a full on programmer, a little geekness would go a long way. I mention this just in case Santa is reading CP, of course. How 'bout you guys - at least the ones who are single - who's the perfect geek girl for you? You never know, you might get your wish. Never underestimate the effectiveness of bribing reindeer. :-D

                            Christopher Duncan
                            www.PracticalUSA.com
                            Author of The Career Programmer
                            Writing apps? Developing sites? Hate marketing? We can help.

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                            Henry Minute
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                            Sorry about this but someone had to do it. Whoever drew me in the sweepstake? You win. A deaf mute nympho that owns a brewery.

                            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                              Sorry about this but someone had to do it. Whoever drew me in the sweepstake? You win. A deaf mute nympho that owns a brewery.

                              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                              Lost User
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                              With a flat head so you have somewhere to put your beer, and big ears so you have something to hold on to. :-D

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                              • A AspDotNetDev

                                A version of Morgan Webb who is less obsessed with video games than the real one. Or maybe I should just start liking video games and settle for Morgan Webb. I knew some girls in calculus class back in high school that were pretty appealing.

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                                Member 96
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                                Proof once again that if you take any ordinary looking woman without a horrifying birth defect, add a talented make up artist and clothing expert you can make them look like a sex vixen. And I suspect she's really not *that* into video games. ;)


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                                  Back in my rock & roll days, my definition of the perfect girl was reasonably simple. Above and beyond the obvious desire to have her look good in high heels and a little black dress, I just wanted someone who enjoyed the creative & party lifestyle of a musician. These days, prompted in no small way by, er, lessons learned (no bunny jokes, please :)), I find that my requirements are a bit more in depth. Someone who is naturally happy and positive by nature (harder to find that it would seem), intelligent enough for deep conversation, and while she doesn't have to be a full on programmer, a little geekness would go a long way. I mention this just in case Santa is reading CP, of course. How 'bout you guys - at least the ones who are single - who's the perfect geek girl for you? You never know, you might get your wish. Never underestimate the effectiveness of bribing reindeer. :-D

                                  Christopher Duncan
                                  www.PracticalUSA.com
                                  Author of The Career Programmer
                                  Writing apps? Developing sites? Hate marketing? We can help.

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                                  Mike Hankey
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                                  In my younger days I was the same way, look good and know how to party. Now that I'm getting older and mellowing a bit one sane woman santa please just let her be sane!

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                                    Back in my rock & roll days, my definition of the perfect girl was reasonably simple. Above and beyond the obvious desire to have her look good in high heels and a little black dress, I just wanted someone who enjoyed the creative & party lifestyle of a musician. These days, prompted in no small way by, er, lessons learned (no bunny jokes, please :)), I find that my requirements are a bit more in depth. Someone who is naturally happy and positive by nature (harder to find that it would seem), intelligent enough for deep conversation, and while she doesn't have to be a full on programmer, a little geekness would go a long way. I mention this just in case Santa is reading CP, of course. How 'bout you guys - at least the ones who are single - who's the perfect geek girl for you? You never know, you might get your wish. Never underestimate the effectiveness of bribing reindeer. :-D

                                    Christopher Duncan
                                    www.PracticalUSA.com
                                    Author of The Career Programmer
                                    Writing apps? Developing sites? Hate marketing? We can help.

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                                    Douglas Troy
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                                    Jessica Alba: geeky, smart, funny and super hot. :-\


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                                      Christopher Duncan wrote:

                                      who's the perfect geek girl for you

                                      My wife...corny but true and she is smarter then me to boot. :-D

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                                      Slacker007 wrote:

                                      she is smarter then me to boot.

                                      As in, you couldn't pour piss out of a boot, if the instructions were written on the heel?

                                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                        I'm quite happy with my engineering geek, retired triathlete wife. She's a techie, a killer cook, into climbing and cycling... It may have taken me three wacks at the marriage game to get it right, but third time pays for all.

                                        L u n a t i c F r i n g e

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                                        Christopher Duncan
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                                        Sounds like you won the lottery!

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                                          Whoever said that your previous perfect girl and latter perfect girl are mutually exclusive?

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                                          Christopher Duncan
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                                          Well, you'd have to know some of those previous girls to understand. ;)

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