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Christmas comes but once a year...

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  • C Chris C B

    ...so I'm really glad I was christened Christopher, not Christmas. :laugh:

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    Chris Meech
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    I second that! :)

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    • C Chris C B

      ...so I'm really glad I was christened Christopher, not Christmas. :laugh:

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      Pete OHanlon
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      But you'd fill her stockings.

      I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.

      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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        But you'd fill her stockings.

        I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.

        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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        realJSOP
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        Ewwwww....

        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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        • P Pete OHanlon

          But you'd fill her stockings.

          I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.

          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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          :laugh: :laugh:

          With Regards, Kasson

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            Ewwwww....

            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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            Keith Barrow
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            Univoted? Really?!? Why???

            Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
            -Or-
            A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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              Univoted? Really?!? Why???

              Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
              -Or-
              A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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              Pete OHanlon
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              I don't know, but I upvoted to compensate.

              I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.

              Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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              • C Chris C B

                ...so I'm really glad I was christened Christopher, not Christmas. :laugh:

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                AspDotNetDev
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                :laugh: That has to be the only quote I remember from a Bond movie.

                Bond said:

                I thought Christmas only comes once a year.

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                • K Keith Barrow

                  Univoted? Really?!? Why???

                  Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                  -Or-
                  A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                  realJSOP
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                  Maybe it was someone that likes their woman's stockings to be full of love gravy...

                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                  -----
                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                    Maybe it was someone that likes their woman's stockings to be full of love gravy...

                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                    fjdiewornncalwe
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                    Lumpy gravy, or strained...

                    I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                    • A AspDotNetDev

                      :laugh: That has to be the only quote I remember from a Bond movie.

                      Bond said:

                      I thought Christmas only comes once a year.

                      [Forum Guidelines]

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                      aspdotnetdev wrote:

                      That has to be the only quote I remember from a Bond movie.

                      Connery saying about blondes: "provided the collar and cuffs match..." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                      "It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville

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                      • C Chris C B

                        ...so I'm really glad I was christened Christopher, not Christmas. :laugh:

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                        But for one day you would have to come 24 times... :omg: :wtf: :omg:

                        "It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville

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                          But for one day you would have to come 24 times... :omg: :wtf: :omg:

                          "It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville

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                          fjdiewornncalwe
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                          Sound like an interesting challenge...

                          I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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