Customers are idiots
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We make commercial ink-jet printers. One of my applications includes a data base that is used to record production statistics. It is designed so that a single data base can support any number of printing systems. I just received a problem report from a customer who has installed a separate data base on each printing system and is complaining about its effect on performance. Apparently they use their own home-grown application to query each data base and to merge the data. :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
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We make commercial ink-jet printers. One of my applications includes a data base that is used to record production statistics. It is designed so that a single data base can support any number of printing systems. I just received a problem report from a customer who has installed a separate data base on each printing system and is complaining about its effect on performance. Apparently they use their own home-grown application to query each data base and to merge the data. :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
Software Zen:
delete this;Gary Wheeler wrote:
Customers are idiots
Sshhh...its this habit of theirs that helps us get our bread and butter.
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick
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Gary Wheeler wrote:
Customers are idiots
Sshhh...its this habit of theirs that helps us get our bread and butter.
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick
Really true :laugh:
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We make commercial ink-jet printers. One of my applications includes a data base that is used to record production statistics. It is designed so that a single data base can support any number of printing systems. I just received a problem report from a customer who has installed a separate data base on each printing system and is complaining about its effect on performance. Apparently they use their own home-grown application to query each data base and to merge the data. :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
Software Zen:
delete this;Such was case in my previous company. They kept their separate application for each physical building. The applications were corruptible to their needs :laugh: The purpose was to show management and everyone, that they used less printing and were more environment friendly, which no one was! I dont know how they were showing the extra-budget for physical printing costs.
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We make commercial ink-jet printers. One of my applications includes a data base that is used to record production statistics. It is designed so that a single data base can support any number of printing systems. I just received a problem report from a customer who has installed a separate data base on each printing system and is complaining about its effect on performance. Apparently they use their own home-grown application to query each data base and to merge the data. :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
Software Zen:
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We make commercial ink-jet printers. One of my applications includes a data base that is used to record production statistics. It is designed so that a single data base can support any number of printing systems. I just received a problem report from a customer who has installed a separate data base on each printing system and is complaining about its effect on performance. Apparently they use their own home-grown application to query each data base and to merge the data. :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
Software Zen:
delete this;Then what you suggested to him?:confused:
sunaSaRa Imdadhusen +91 99095 44184 +91 02767 284464
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Such was case in my previous company. They kept their separate application for each physical building. The applications were corruptible to their needs :laugh: The purpose was to show management and everyone, that they used less printing and were more environment friendly, which no one was! I dont know how they were showing the extra-budget for physical printing costs.
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Gary Wheeler wrote:
Customers are idiots
Sshhh...its this habit of theirs that helps us get our bread and butter.
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick
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WTF? How would it be maintained after you left? Who suggested that it would be a good idea not to document the app?
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We make commercial ink-jet printers. One of my applications includes a data base that is used to record production statistics. It is designed so that a single data base can support any number of printing systems. I just received a problem report from a customer who has installed a separate data base on each printing system and is complaining about its effect on performance. Apparently they use their own home-grown application to query each data base and to merge the data. :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
Software Zen:
delete this;Fix-ed.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Fix-ed.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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WTF? How would it be maintained after you left? Who suggested that it would be a good idea not to document the app?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
Dalek Dave wrote:
Who suggested that it would be a good idea not to document the app?
A contractor seeking permanent renewals?
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Who suggested that it would be a good idea not to document the app?
A contractor seeking permanent renewals?
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Fix-ed.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Actually they're not. I wrote the user guide. I explicitly tell them, in several places, to install the data base once on a server accessible to all of their printing systems. As I said, customers are idiots.
Software Zen:
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WTF? How would it be maintained after you left? Who suggested that it would be a good idea not to document the app?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
Those were internal applications and everything relied on comments in code. They never thought of maintaining it. The task for such applications was given to people on bench. Developers tried new code and language features on such applications. Also, project managers were showing to their superiors that they kept resource busy on internal applications and made something valuable. On a larger scale whole idea is crap. But, that all happened.
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Those were internal applications and everything relied on comments in code. They never thought of maintaining it. The task for such applications was given to people on bench. Developers tried new code and language features on such applications. Also, project managers were showing to their superiors that they kept resource busy on internal applications and made something valuable. On a larger scale whole idea is crap. But, that all happened.
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We make commercial ink-jet printers. One of my applications includes a data base that is used to record production statistics. It is designed so that a single data base can support any number of printing systems. I just received a problem report from a customer who has installed a separate data base on each printing system and is complaining about its effect on performance. Apparently they use their own home-grown application to query each data base and to merge the data. :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
Software Zen:
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"Customer is King" At least when he has budget for everything crap he wants us to do and keep us employed.
In this case, the Emperor still ain't wearing any clothes.
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We make commercial ink-jet printers. One of my applications includes a data base that is used to record production statistics. It is designed so that a single data base can support any number of printing systems. I just received a problem report from a customer who has installed a separate data base on each printing system and is complaining about its effect on performance. Apparently they use their own home-grown application to query each data base and to merge the data. :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
Software Zen:
delete this;But surely, if I only had one printing system, installing the software on that one system would be a sensible thing to do. If that doesn't have a negative effect on the performance of that system, why would installing the software say, three times, on three independant printing systems affect the performance of each system? The single database scheme may not work in all cases anyway. They may have remote sites connected via low-bandwidth links, there may be departmental politics issues where one department isn't permitted to see stats from another department etc, etc.