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  • D Dalek Dave

    It is Chinese, it was made cheaply with substandard parts and painted with lead based paint.

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    Pete OHanlon
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    It's a good job it wasn't Japanese then. It would be just like a normal fighter, except for being more efficient, faster and 1/10000th the size of the original.

    I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.

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      It's a good job it wasn't Japanese then. It would be just like a normal fighter, except for being more efficient, faster and 1/10000th the size of the original.

      I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.

      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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      Dalek Dave
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      Yes, but the manual would have been unreadable. "Pull go stick back to arise of the air with quickly" "Red is the button for instance of death of party argument" "Ensure Wheels are in landing of position for grounding of plane" etc

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        Yes, but the manual would have been unreadable. "Pull go stick back to arise of the air with quickly" "Red is the button for instance of death of party argument" "Ensure Wheels are in landing of position for grounding of plane" etc

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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        Pete OHanlon
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        That's probably the funniest thing you've ever posted here. It's a shame it's too long for sig material, as I would have used it.

        I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.

        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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        • P Pete OHanlon

          That's probably the funniest thing you've ever posted here. It's a shame it's too long for sig material, as I would have used it.

          I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.

          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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          TheMelEntity
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          Top marks DD! A great site for linguistic loopiness of that sort is Engrish; http://www.engrish.com/

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          • M M dHatter

            Dun Dun Dun

            "I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." Einstein "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." Mark Twain

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            Mark_Wallace
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            It's obviously a fake photo, or the sign would read "δΉ™"

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              Top marks DD! A great site for linguistic loopiness of that sort is Engrish; http://www.engrish.com/

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              Dalek Dave
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              Good Link!

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              • D Dalek Dave

                Good Link!

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                TheMelEntity
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                Also: http://damnyouautocorrect.com/ I literally cried with laughter when one of my mates sent me that this morning....

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                • T TheMelEntity

                  Also: http://damnyouautocorrect.com/ I literally cried with laughter when one of my mates sent me that this morning....

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                  Lost User
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                  I'm so glad I am working from home today, I think I would get thrown out of the office the laughing I am doing right now.

                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                  • T TheMelEntity

                    Also: http://damnyouautocorrect.com/ I literally cried with laughter when one of my mates sent me that this morning....

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    Excellent! 5 to you.

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                    • L Lost User

                      I'm so glad I am working from home today, I think I would get thrown out of the office the laughing I am doing right now.

                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                      TheMelEntity
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                      Destroying productivity wherever I go...

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                      • T TheMelEntity

                        Destroying productivity wherever I go...

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                        Lost User
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                        I've had to stop reading to get my breath back.

                        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                          I've had to stop reading to get my breath back.

                          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                          TheMelEntity
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                          This is classic.... http://damnyouautocorrect.com/3930/click-the-easy-button/ :laugh: :laugh:

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                          • T TheMelEntity

                            This is classic.... http://damnyouautocorrect.com/3930/click-the-easy-button/ :laugh: :laugh:

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                            Lost User
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                            I think I'm going to be sick from laughing. I hate you. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: X|

                            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                            • M M dHatter

                              Dun Dun Dun

                              "I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." Einstein "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." Mark Twain

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                              wizardzz
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                              It has modern numerals because it was built with U.S. plans sold to the Chinese by the Clinton administration.

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