I'd like to apologise for the swearing
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I'm about to build a flat pack cabin bed for my daughter's room. Just been delivered. Anyone within about 50 miles of me for the rest of the day is likely to experience a lot of very, very bad language.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Swearing is always the missing step in all assembly instructions.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
I'm about to build a flat pack cabin bed for my daughter's room. Just been delivered. Anyone within about 50 miles of me for the rest of the day is likely to experience a lot of very, very bad language.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
It can't be any worse than when I assembled my daughter's swing set. The set included 6,734 fasteners, all different, all of which could only be used in one place in one particular way. If you used the wrong fastener, the set would collapse and dismember your child. It would also place a phone call to Children's Services, naming you as a chronic pedophile.
Software Zen:
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I'm about to build a flat pack cabin bed for my daughter's room. Just been delivered. Anyone within about 50 miles of me for the rest of the day is likely to experience a lot of very, very bad language.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
I can't stand people who f****** swear! :rolleyes:
Ali
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I'm about to build a flat pack cabin bed for my daughter's room. Just been delivered. Anyone within about 50 miles of me for the rest of the day is likely to experience a lot of very, very bad language.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Are the instructions by Dalek Dave?
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I'm about to build a flat pack cabin bed for my daughter's room. Just been delivered. Anyone within about 50 miles of me for the rest of the day is likely to experience a lot of very, very bad language.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Had to put up 2 Ikea flat pack bunk bed last year. Let me say after a lot of swearing I had to saw of 4 of legs on each and use pythagoras theorem to adjust the ladder height accordingly, mind you I did surpise my wife when it was finally assembled. To add I got a PI T Shirt for christmas[^] :)
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I'm about to build a flat pack cabin bed for my daughter's room. Just been delivered. Anyone within about 50 miles of me for the rest of the day is likely to experience a lot of very, very bad language.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Swearing is always the missing step in all assembly instructions.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Swearing is always the missing step in all assembly instructions.
From the sig of OriginalGriff: "Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together".
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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I read the manual then sort all the parts before beginning. No problems. RTM rules! :laugh:
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]
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I read the manual then sort all the parts before beginning. No problems. RTM rules! :laugh:
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]
If they bother to put a manual that's understandable in the package. My brother and I took over an hour to assemble a play kitchen over the xmas break, all they gave us was a picture of how it should look when we had done.
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Men like to open the box and then discard the instructions - simple :)
If the instructions were meant to be used, they wouldn't put them at the bottom of the box.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
If the instructions were meant to be used, they wouldn't put them at the bottom of the box.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
If the instructions were meant to be used, they wouldn't put them at the bottom of the box
or seal them in a near impenetrable plastic bag.
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I read the manual then sort all the parts before beginning. No problems. RTM rules! :laugh:
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]
As someone (can't remember who) has as their sig. "Never read the instructions, that's just the manufacturers opinion on how it should go together."
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!
