Friends
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How sad is it, when you talk to yourself, and you get up to get away from the crashing bore?
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Friends of Women.. A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend's apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm that she was with them... Friends of Men.. A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still with them . . . !!!!!!!!! BTW It's been long time I have posted a joke in lounge.
thatraja
**My Tip/Tricks
My Dad had a Heart Attack on this day so don't...
**Wife: "he told me that he was with you!" Friend: "I believe he's still posting silly jokes at the Lounge." :)
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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Friends of Women.. A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend's apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm that she was with them... Friends of Men.. A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still with them . . . !!!!!!!!! BTW It's been long time I have posted a joke in lounge.
thatraja
**My Tip/Tricks
My Dad had a Heart Attack on this day so don't...
**Man years ago, I was in the town centre where I live on a night out, walking between pubs, when a couple of policemen approached me and asked for a word. Someone had been assaulted, and the description of the bloke what done it kind of matched mine and the CCTV operator had pointed me out as someone to have a chat with. They were able to tell from close up that there were some obvious differences and it was not me. However whilst I was talking to them three separate people I knew came over and told the police that I hadn't done anything because I had been with them all night long - in three different places. I appreciated the sentiment, but it could have been less than helpful.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Wife: "he told me that he was with you!" Friend: "I believe he's still posting silly jokes at the Lounge." :)
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
[My articles] -
How sad is it, when you talk to yourself, and you get up to get away from the crashing bore?
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
How sad is it, when you talk to yourself, and you get up to get away from the crashing bore?
I warned myself dude that's all so I won't waste my time hereafter in searching jokes. :) 2 articles in near completion.
thatraja
**My Tip/Tricks
My Dad had a Heart Attack on this day so don't...
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
How sad is it, when you talk to yourself, and you get up to get away from the crashing bore?
I warned myself dude that's all so I won't waste my time hereafter in searching jokes. :) 2 articles in near completion.
thatraja
**My Tip/Tricks
My Dad had a Heart Attack on this day so don't...
**thatraja wrote:
2 articles in near completion.
Good. What are they about?
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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thatraja wrote:
2 articles in near completion.
Good. What are they about?
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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thatraja wrote:
2 articles in near completion.
Good. What are they about?
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Friends of Women.. A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend's apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm that she was with them... Friends of Men.. A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still with them . . . !!!!!!!!! BTW It's been long time I have posted a joke in lounge.
thatraja
**My Tip/Tricks
My Dad had a Heart Attack on this day so don't...
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Feeling a bit schizophreniac today :~ ?
Cédric Moonen Software developer
Charting control [v3.0] OpenGL game tutorial in C++after a long time, I just dropped by Lounge. Man, schizophreniac trolling? come on.
"hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"
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Wife: "he told me that he was with you!" Friend: "I believe he's still posting silly jokes at the Lounge." :)
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
[My articles] -
Friends of Women.. A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend's apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm that she was with them... Friends of Men.. A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still with them . . . !!!!!!!!! BTW It's been long time I have posted a joke in lounge.
thatraja
**My Tip/Tricks
My Dad had a Heart Attack on this day so don't...
**thatraja wrote:
It's been long time I have posted a joke in lounge.
Let's keep it that way...
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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thatraja wrote:
It's been long time I have posted a joke in lounge.
Let's keep it that way...
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me