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  • L Lost User

    An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Theres a joke there somewhere.

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    Dalek Dave
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    Probably, but he is at the core of the company's success.

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      Steve Jobs is leaving Apple for 'Medical Leave'. I wonder if this is related to his previous illness, and if so, will he be back? I think apple's stock may fall if he drops off the tree.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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      J4amieC
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      You seem like a "Popular" guy round here, so I know I risk a heavy downvoting for this but..... What do you actually post which isnt: A CCC every day (Which im sure is just an attempt to make yourself look smart) Random shite puns which wouldn't even make my 10 year old niece laugh A drunk load of nonsense "So long suckers" every damn Friday :rolleyes: Some Mysogonistic crap which makes all male programmers look like 12 year olds.

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        Probably, but he is at the core of the company's success.

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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        Lost User
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        I was going to say that but you pipped me to it.

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          You seem like a "Popular" guy round here, so I know I risk a heavy downvoting for this but..... What do you actually post which isnt: A CCC every day (Which im sure is just an attempt to make yourself look smart) Random shite puns which wouldn't even make my 10 year old niece laugh A drunk load of nonsense "So long suckers" every damn Friday :rolleyes: Some Mysogonistic crap which makes all male programmers look like 12 year olds.

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          Dalek Dave
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          CCC is popular, lots of people attempt it, you are under no obligation to even click on it. The Puns threads go on for some time with lots of participants, you are under no obligation to join in. I haven't posted drunk for quite some time, you should pay more attention to current trends. I am not alone in the 'So Long Suckers...' Posts, but if you don't like them, tough. Mysongenistic crap happened once, and I have apologised for it. Other than that fine. Kiss my arse, I really don't care. No, seriously, my level of giving a crap is so minute as to be statistically zero.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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          • J J4amieC

            You seem like a "Popular" guy round here, so I know I risk a heavy downvoting for this but..... What do you actually post which isnt: A CCC every day (Which im sure is just an attempt to make yourself look smart) Random shite puns which wouldn't even make my 10 year old niece laugh A drunk load of nonsense "So long suckers" every damn Friday :rolleyes: Some Mysogonistic crap which makes all male programmers look like 12 year olds.

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            Rob Philpott
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            Christ, you are an unpleasant individual aren't you.

            Regards, Rob Philpott.

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            • L Lost User

              I was going to say that but you pipped me to it.

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              Dalek Dave
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              I should peel off now, and do some work!

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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              • J J4amieC

                You seem like a "Popular" guy round here, so I know I risk a heavy downvoting for this but..... What do you actually post which isnt: A CCC every day (Which im sure is just an attempt to make yourself look smart) Random shite puns which wouldn't even make my 10 year old niece laugh A drunk load of nonsense "So long suckers" every damn Friday :rolleyes: Some Mysogonistic crap which makes all male programmers look like 12 year olds.

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                Mladen Jankovic
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                J4amieC wrote:

                Random shite puns which wouldn't even make my 10 year old niece laugh

                Ah, I see your lack of sense of humor is in fact a family thing.

                [Genetic Algorithm Library] [Wowd]

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                  Christ, you are an unpleasant individual aren't you.

                  Regards, Rob Philpott.

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                  J4amieC
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                  I can be, yes. But in this instance I don't think i'm that far off the mark. The Lounge used to be somewhere to kick back and have a bit of fun. Nowdays its the Dalek Bloody Dave show.

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                  • J J4amieC

                    You seem like a "Popular" guy round here, so I know I risk a heavy downvoting for this but..... What do you actually post which isnt: A CCC every day (Which im sure is just an attempt to make yourself look smart) Random shite puns which wouldn't even make my 10 year old niece laugh A drunk load of nonsense "So long suckers" every damn Friday :rolleyes: Some Mysogonistic crap which makes all male programmers look like 12 year olds.

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                    Lost User
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                    All of which is more than you contribute. If you can do better than feel free to do so, but when Dave is on holiday, I personally speaking, find the lounge a noticably more boring place.

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                    • J J4amieC

                      You seem like a "Popular" guy round here, so I know I risk a heavy downvoting for this but..... What do you actually post which isnt: A CCC every day (Which im sure is just an attempt to make yourself look smart) Random shite puns which wouldn't even make my 10 year old niece laugh A drunk load of nonsense "So long suckers" every damn Friday :rolleyes: Some Mysogonistic crap which makes all male programmers look like 12 year olds.

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                      stevepqr
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                      Your upvotes say it all - not to mention the MVP status which makes this site kind of a joke now - unfortunately most of us have to put up with someone like this at the office, at least we can turn this one off :)

                      Apathy Rules - I suppose...

                      Its not the things you fear that come to get you but all the things that you don't expect

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Steve Jobs is leaving Apple for 'Medical Leave'. I wonder if this is related to his previous illness, and if so, will he be back? I think apple's stock may fall if he drops off the tree.

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                        Peter Mulholland
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                        You haven't been editing Wikipedia again Dave, have you?

                        Pete

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                        • P Peter Mulholland

                          You haven't been editing Wikipedia again Dave, have you?

                          Pete

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          BBC[^]

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                          • R Rob Philpott

                            Christ, you are an unpleasant individual aren't you.

                            Regards, Rob Philpott.

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                            J4amieC
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                            And the votes say it all.

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                            • L Lost User

                              All of which is more than you contribute. If you can do better than feel free to do so, but when Dave is on holiday, I personally speaking, find the lounge a noticably more boring place.

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                              J4amieC
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                              should have known you'd jump to his defense. You're his lapdog after all.

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                              • M Mladen Jankovic

                                J4amieC wrote:

                                Random shite puns which wouldn't even make my 10 year old niece laugh

                                Ah, I see your lack of sense of humor is in fact a family thing.

                                [Genetic Algorithm Library] [Wowd]

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                                J4amieC
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                                Insult fail. "My 10 year old niece" was metaphor for "A child".

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                                • S stevepqr

                                  Your upvotes say it all - not to mention the MVP status which makes this site kind of a joke now - unfortunately most of us have to put up with someone like this at the office, at least we can turn this one off :)

                                  Apathy Rules - I suppose...

                                  Its not the things you fear that come to get you but all the things that you don't expect

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  I can be ignored at your pleasure. Although that was one of the best backhanded compliments I have seen, gets you a 5 for cleverness!

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                    BBC[^]

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                    Mladen Jankovic
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                                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                                    BBC

                                    My god! How did you pull that one?

                                    [Genetic Algorithm Library] [Wowd]

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      All of which is more than you contribute. If you can do better than feel free to do so, but when Dave is on holiday, I personally speaking, find the lounge a noticably more boring place.

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                                      super
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                                      PompeyBoy3 wrote:

                                      I personally speaking, find the lounge a noticably more boring place.

                                      Never confuse serene with boring :-D

                                      cheers, Super ------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it

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                                      • J J4amieC

                                        And the votes say it all.

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                                        Henry Minute
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                                        Regrettably not. All they show is either a sheep like mentality or a liking for or dislike of a particular member. They bear little or no relation to the worth of a message.

                                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!

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                                        • M Mladen Jankovic

                                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                                          BBC

                                          My god! How did you pull that one?

                                          [Genetic Algorithm Library] [Wowd]

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                                          Dalek Dave
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                                          I have my Sauces.

                                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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