In paradise...
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Just got a bit dreamy, so here is my personal paradise (well, part of it); feel free to extend it: In paradise... - There is a button that punishes stupid users - Debuggers find ALL of your bugs (though there actually aren't any bugs anyway) - Pigs do fly and hell does freeze (will get some people into heavy trouble) - If you see a hot girl on the net, you can press the "magic button" and the girl will appear right away to serve your desires - Customers will never ask for support - No matter what you eat, your weight will always stay the same - No matter how much alcohol you drink, you will always stay sober (unless you want to get drunk) - Your bandwidth is unlimited - There is no DRM ... I guess I could continue this list for a few more hours. But nah, I won't do that.
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Just got a bit dreamy, so here is my personal paradise (well, part of it); feel free to extend it: In paradise... - There is a button that punishes stupid users - Debuggers find ALL of your bugs (though there actually aren't any bugs anyway) - Pigs do fly and hell does freeze (will get some people into heavy trouble) - If you see a hot girl on the net, you can press the "magic button" and the girl will appear right away to serve your desires - Customers will never ask for support - No matter what you eat, your weight will always stay the same - No matter how much alcohol you drink, you will always stay sober (unless you want to get drunk) - Your bandwidth is unlimited - There is no DRM ... I guess I could continue this list for a few more hours. But nah, I won't do that.
Daniel 'Tak' M. wrote:
- If you see a hot girl on the net, you can press the "magic button" and the girl will appear right away to serve your desires
AS much as I like women, I don't want them to serve me.
Watched code never compiles.
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Daniel 'Tak' M. wrote:
- If you see a hot girl on the net, you can press the "magic button" and the girl will appear right away to serve your desires
AS much as I like women, I don't want them to serve me.
Watched code never compiles.
Maximilien wrote:
AS much as I like women, I don't want them to serve me.
Unless they happen to be a barmaid, of course.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!
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Just got a bit dreamy, so here is my personal paradise (well, part of it); feel free to extend it: In paradise... - There is a button that punishes stupid users - Debuggers find ALL of your bugs (though there actually aren't any bugs anyway) - Pigs do fly and hell does freeze (will get some people into heavy trouble) - If you see a hot girl on the net, you can press the "magic button" and the girl will appear right away to serve your desires - Customers will never ask for support - No matter what you eat, your weight will always stay the same - No matter how much alcohol you drink, you will always stay sober (unless you want to get drunk) - Your bandwidth is unlimited - There is no DRM ... I guess I could continue this list for a few more hours. But nah, I won't do that.
Daniel 'Tak' M. wrote:
No matter what you eat, your weight will always stay the same
That sounds more like hell to me. I am skinny and have been trying, for a long time, to gain some weight but i can't. :(
Regards, Herve
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Daniel 'Tak' M. wrote:
- If you see a hot girl on the net, you can press the "magic button" and the girl will appear right away to serve your desires
AS much as I like women, I don't want them to serve me.
Watched code never compiles.
Maximilien wrote:
AS much as I like women, I don't want them to serve me.
I'm confused.
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Daniel 'Tak' M. wrote:
No matter what you eat, your weight will always stay the same
That sounds more like hell to me. I am skinny and have been trying, for a long time, to gain some weight but i can't. :(
Regards, Herve
Well, derive from my paradise and change that to your needs ;)
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Just got a bit dreamy, so here is my personal paradise (well, part of it); feel free to extend it: In paradise... - There is a button that punishes stupid users - Debuggers find ALL of your bugs (though there actually aren't any bugs anyway) - Pigs do fly and hell does freeze (will get some people into heavy trouble) - If you see a hot girl on the net, you can press the "magic button" and the girl will appear right away to serve your desires - Customers will never ask for support - No matter what you eat, your weight will always stay the same - No matter how much alcohol you drink, you will always stay sober (unless you want to get drunk) - Your bandwidth is unlimited - There is no DRM ... I guess I could continue this list for a few more hours. But nah, I won't do that.
In that paradise, - There is a button that punishes stupid users Five times a week, this is you - Debuggers find ALL of your bugs And they are all stupid. Another 76 times a week. - Pigs do fly and hell does freeze (will get some people into heavy trouble) Unfortunately, the pig shit is not frozen - If you see a hot girl on the net, you can press the "magic button" and the girl will appear right away to serve your desires But it invariably delivers an experience that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea. - Customers will never ask for support They'll ask for money back - No matter what you eat, your weight will always stay the same ...and we still call it "Jojo effect" here. No matter how much alcohol you drink, you will always stay sober (unless you want to get drunk) ...in which case it tastes like Lutefisk - Your bandwidth is unlimited But the only site you can reach is facebook. - There is no DRM but there's only accordion music Make yourself at home - you will stay one or two.... Eeeeeeeeterrrrrnitiiieeeeees!!!! Muhahahahahahacoughsputterhahahahaha! Learn to write acceptable specs, man!
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