JOTLD
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fat_boy wrote:
"Arrrgh!" Sayes passenger Nun
The passenger nun is a pirate?
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken
Oakman wrote:
The passenger nun is a pirate?
Well, she came from Bristol. Perhaps that explains her vocular ejaculations.
"It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville
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fat_boy wrote:
"Arrrgh!" Sayes passenger Nun
The passenger nun is a pirate?
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken
With an eye-patch, none the less.
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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With an eye-patch, none the less.
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
Marcus Kramer wrote:
With an eye-patch, none the less.
I patch as seldom as possible. I think it's better to rip out the old and put in a new.
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken
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Marcus Kramer wrote:
With an eye-patch, none the less.
I patch as seldom as possible. I think it's better to rip out the old and put in a new.
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken
You might, but nuns tend to be a little old-school.
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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Two Nuns, driving in Transylvania. Vampire jumps on windscreen. "Eeek!" "Get it off" shouts passenger Nun. Driving Nun swerves car, vampire hangs on. "Quick, its scaring me" Driving Nun driving turns on washer jets and wipers. Had washer bottle filled up with holy water from the Vatican. Vampuires skin burning, wipers smacking it in the face, but still it hangs on. "Arrrgh!" Sayes passenger Nun, "Show it your cross!" Driving Nun leans out winow: "GET OFF MY FUCKING CAR!" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
"It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville
2 nuns in a bath. First nun to the second: "Where's the soap?" Second nun: "Yes. It does, doesn't it?"
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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2 nuns in a bath. First nun to the second: "Where's the soap?" Second nun: "Yes. It does, doesn't it?"
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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You might, but nuns tend to be a little old-school.
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
Marcus Kramer wrote:
nuns tend to be a little old-school.
I suppose they are rather parochial about things like that.
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken
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2 nuns in a bath. First nun to the second: "Where's the soap?" Second nun: "Yes. It does, doesn't it?"
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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I don't care. It's an old favourite of mine (I suspect they haven't said it out loud yet).
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in the bath? A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul...
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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2 nuns in a bath. First nun to the second: "Where's the soap?" Second nun: "Yes. It does, doesn't it?"
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
I first heard that about 25 years ago. Its still pretty naff too. Seriously, using soap as a dildo? The shapes all wrong and how is it supposed to be held? :)
"It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville
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I first heard that about 25 years ago. Its still pretty naff too. Seriously, using soap as a dildo? The shapes all wrong and how is it supposed to be held? :)
"It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville
Soft and pliable. Should be fairly easy to fashion it as appropriate. ;P
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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I first heard that about 25 years ago. Its still pretty naff too. Seriously, using soap as a dildo? The shapes all wrong and how is it supposed to be held? :)
"It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville
fat_boy wrote:
The shapes all wrong and how is it supposed to be held
I admire your scientific outlook, always looking for answer and in that spirit: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B00163DCJQ/ref=dp_image_text_0?ie=UTF8&n=3760901&s=hpc[^] NSFW
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken
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fat_boy wrote:
The shapes all wrong and how is it supposed to be held
I admire your scientific outlook, always looking for answer and in that spirit: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B00163DCJQ/ref=dp_image_text_0?ie=UTF8&n=3760901&s=hpc[^] NSFW
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken
That might raise some eyebrows in a convent! :)
"It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville
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fat_boy wrote:
The shapes all wrong and how is it supposed to be held
I admire your scientific outlook, always looking for answer and in that spirit: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B00163DCJQ/ref=dp_image_text_0?ie=UTF8&n=3760901&s=hpc[^] NSFW
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken
Dare I ask how you found this?
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Dare I ask how you found this?
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Dare I ask how you found this?
Googled "Penis Soap" I figured of all the choices presented, the one sold by a company named after women who lived without men would be appropriate.
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Dare I ask how you found this?
Googled "Penis Soap" I figured of all the choices presented, the one sold by a company named after women who lived without men would be appropriate.
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken
I do not want to know why you googled for "penis soap" in the first place...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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I do not want to know why you googled for "penis soap" in the first place...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
OriginalGriff wrote:
I do not want to know why you googled for "penis soap" in the first place...
Maybe this is more to your taste?[^] NSFW They're handmade.
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Dare I ask how you found this?
Googled "Penis Soap" I figured of all the choices presented, the one sold by a company named after women who lived without men would be appropriate.
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken
Oakman wrote:
Googled "Penis Soap"
You are one strange little puppy. ;P
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Oakman wrote:
Googled "Penis Soap"
You are one strange little puppy. ;P
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
You are one strange little puppy
I'm too big to be little and too old to be a puppy so you got the last two wrong. ;P
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken
