OK Im getting flamed for this. [modified]
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Slacker007 wrote:
now where did I put my cheeseburger and fries
In your gob you fat bastard.
lol...i just snorted my coffee... :laugh:
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Slacker007 wrote:
What makes Americans any different?
There are no skinny people :)
Yes there are! What there never appears to be is normal people. It's as if there is a law: "If you are fat and dieting, stay indoors. If you are skinny and eating lots, stay indoors." I just haven't seen anyone in the middle ground on any of my trips there...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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Oh yeah? Like there's an asterisk in "shït" :-)
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It depends on what you ate.
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Especially posting at this time of day. But, a bloke in the Pub asked me what the Soccer score was? I said "You're American aren't you" He replied "Oh, you guessed because I called it Soccer?" I said "No, its because your the fattest F*** I've ever seen"
modified on Thursday, January 27, 2011 11:46 PM
Don't make me get up, young man...
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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Especially posting at this time of day. But, a bloke in the Pub asked me what the Soccer score was? I said "You're American aren't you" He replied "Oh, you guessed because I called it Soccer?" I said "No, its because your the fattest F*** I've ever seen"
modified on Thursday, January 27, 2011 11:46 PM
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Especially posting at this time of day. But, a bloke in the Pub asked me what the Soccer score was? I said "You're American aren't you" He replied "Oh, you guessed because I called it Soccer?" I said "No, its because your the fattest F*** I've ever seen"
modified on Thursday, January 27, 2011 11:46 PM
Very Un-PC, very old and very funny. Now for balance we should let our cousins across the water let rip about English stereotypes such as the Upper Class Twit and warm beer. :doh:
Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"
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I would like to see the statistics to prove that statement. I'm not saying your wrong...you very well could be right.
I know you're second person on this thread who can't spell 'you're', but it's just too much for me to take.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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I know you're second person on this thread who can't spell 'you're', but it's just too much for me to take.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
Christian Graus wrote:
I know you're the second person
FTFY :) When one types fast, it is easy to miss the spelling and "grammar"...I know. :laugh:
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Christian Graus wrote:
I know you're the second person
FTFY :) When one types fast, it is easy to miss the spelling and "grammar"...I know. :laugh:
LOL - hoist by my own petard....
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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Very Un-PC, very old and very funny. Now for balance we should let our cousins across the water let rip about English stereotypes such as the Upper Class Twit and warm beer. :doh:
Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"
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I try to but my dentist won't let me. :doh:
Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"
