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  • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

    Simon P Stevens wrote:

    ... the number of ways it can be used is limited only by the needs and imagination of the user

    Yes I can confirm that it is a true statement in case of Log Parser.

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    Yusuf
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    Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:

    Simon P Stevens wrote: ... the number of ways it can be used is limited only by the needs and imagination of the user

    Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:

    Yes I can confirm that it is a true statement in case of Log Parser.

    I imagine need, or is it I need imagine a log parser that can kick in when my system fails, load the log, analyze it, write fix for it and deploy it within 30 sec. Sir can it do it? ;P

    Yusuf May I help you?

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    • S Simon P Stevens

      "Most software is designed to accomplish a limited number of specific tasks. [This Software] is different... the number of ways it can be used is limited only by the needs and imagination of the user." Only limited by my imagination you say. What is this marvellous software, just think of everything I could do... Log Parser 2.2[^] (See overview section)

      Simon

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      realJSOP
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      I used that very software to lure squirrels out of a tree so that I could more easily dispatch them to their maker.

      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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      • S Simon P Stevens

        "Most software is designed to accomplish a limited number of specific tasks. [This Software] is different... the number of ways it can be used is limited only by the needs and imagination of the user." Only limited by my imagination you say. What is this marvellous software, just think of everything I could do... Log Parser 2.2[^] (See overview section)

        Simon

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        Chris Meech
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        For all that it can do, how come it's not supported on the newer version of Windows or Windows Server? :confused:

        Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          I used that very software to lure squirrels out of a tree so that I could more easily dispatch them to their maker.

          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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          LittleYellowBird
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          Nuts is all you need for that! :)

          Ali

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            For all that it can do, how come it's not supported on the newer version of Windows or Windows Server? :confused:

            Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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            realJSOP
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            That's where the end user's imagination is supposed to kick in. :)

            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              That's where the end user's imagination is supposed to kick in. :)

              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
              -----
              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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              Rajesh R Subramanian
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              OK, I had a good laugh at that one. :)

              "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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              • L LittleYellowBird

                Nuts is all you need for that! :)

                Ali

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                Slacker007
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                :laugh: you said nuts.

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                • S Simon P Stevens

                  "Most software is designed to accomplish a limited number of specific tasks. [This Software] is different... the number of ways it can be used is limited only by the needs and imagination of the user." Only limited by my imagination you say. What is this marvellous software, just think of everything I could do... Log Parser 2.2[^] (See overview section)

                  Simon

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                  Marc Clifton
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                  Simon P Stevens wrote:

                  is limited only by the needs and imagination of the user

                  Uh, I've written software for an industry that promises that as well. I dare say, it succeeds a heck of a lot better. And quite frankly, anonymity, rather than "logging", is the preferred mode. :laugh: Marc

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                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                    That's where the end user's imagination is supposed to kick in. :)

                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                    Bassam Saoud
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                    Exactly what I was thinking :laugh:

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                    • S Simon P Stevens

                      "Most software is designed to accomplish a limited number of specific tasks. [This Software] is different... the number of ways it can be used is limited only by the needs and imagination of the user." Only limited by my imagination you say. What is this marvellous software, just think of everything I could do... Log Parser 2.2[^] (See overview section)

                      Simon

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                      Mark_Wallace
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                      Simon P Stevens wrote:

                      the number of ways it can be used is limited only by the needs and imagination of the user

                      Ooh! I just LOVE software that makes claims like that! Lemme just download the latest version of Bugzilla and sharpen my pencil, and I'll be ready to give it a go!

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      • S Slacker007

                        :laugh: you said nuts.

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        Ali thinks of little else.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                        • S Simon P Stevens

                          "Most software is designed to accomplish a limited number of specific tasks. [This Software] is different... the number of ways it can be used is limited only by the needs and imagination of the user." Only limited by my imagination you say. What is this marvellous software, just think of everything I could do... Log Parser 2.2[^] (See overview section)

                          Simon

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                          peterchen
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                          It is amazingly flexible, once you get past the hard start.

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                          • P peterchen

                            It is amazingly flexible, once you get past the hard start.

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                            | FoldWithUs! | sighist | WhoIncludes - Analyzing C++ include file hierarchy

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                            g_p_l
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                            Ive used this for several years, that quote could almost be my own words It not been developed further because Gabriele Giuseppini the developer left Microsoft a few years ago

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