My problem with golf
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I just dont have the balls for it. I keep on losing them!
Relax, have a tea, and try again. Or maybe unwind at a club before you try to score. And being a good swinger always helps your game.
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I just dont have the balls for it. I keep on losing them!
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I still remember last summer, me and my friends used to blow air horn around the golf course to scare the people..it was fun they sometimes miss the shot or get shocked..golf is funny game.
Rahul_Iit wrote:
air horn
Sniper rifles are loads more fun!
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
modified on Friday, February 4, 2011 2:59 AM
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Relax, have a tea, and try again. Or maybe unwind at a club before you try to score. And being a good swinger always helps your game.
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I just dont have the balls for it. I keep on losing them!
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Yeah, but the adverts are annoying... (I can't actually remember them at the moment, but they always are annoying, so I'm on pretty safe ground here)
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
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Rahul_Iit wrote:
air horn
Sniper rifles are loads more fun!
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
modified on Friday, February 4, 2011 2:59 AM
Hey! You did not warn foreigners and liberals to avert their eyes!
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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Yeah, but the adverts are annoying... (I can't actually remember them at the moment, but they always are annoying, so I'm on pretty safe ground here)
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
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Not everybody will understand this. The car is sold under a different name in some places.
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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Hey! You did not warn foreigners and liberals to avert their eyes!
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
Happy now? :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
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Not everybody will understand this. The car is sold under a different name in some places.
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
Yep: In some countries it is sold as the Volkswagon "Good Walk Spoiled"
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
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Happy now? :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
Yes, this has become something like a tradition here :)
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
