Job Interview
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This joke is old but still funny because you are not Indian :rolleyes:
I are n00b.
All those Nigerian scams and yet he's more popular than an Indian. That must hurt a bit :rolleyes:
Regards, Nish
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So, on reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young engineer who was fresh out of MIT, "What starting salary were you thinking about?" The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?" ...The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."
What's funny about it, that's my Salary Package :)
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What's funny about it, that's my Salary Package :)
I know somebody at my company with a compensation package 50x that, but not all of us can be so lucky. :)
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What's funny about it, that's my Salary Package :)
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All those Nigerian scams and yet he's more popular than an Indian. That must hurt a bit :rolleyes:
Regards, Nish
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Come now, we have our share of scams which would make any Nigerian scam seem puny in comparison :-D
I are n00b.
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Come now, we have our share of scams which would make any Nigerian scam seem puny in comparison :-D
I are n00b.
Yeah, but it's not so well known I guess. It's a closely guarded national secret! :rolleyes:
Regards, Nish
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Yeah, but it's not so well known I guess. It's a closely guarded national secret! :rolleyes:
Regards, Nish
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At my old job, we had an Indian ringer that would basically rat out all the BS resumes, BS education histories, and BS employment history. It's pretty easy to cut through most resumes from Indians when they claim to have been a team lead or a manager, yet can't pass half the simple technical questions. You can usually use Google and a couple of phone calls to uncover the manure pile. I'm not saying Indians can't be great employees, many were. We were just flooded with completely fraudelant resumes from citizens of that country.
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At my old job, we had an Indian ringer that would basically rat out all the BS resumes, BS education histories, and BS employment history. It's pretty easy to cut through most resumes from Indians when they claim to have been a team lead or a manager, yet can't pass half the simple technical questions. You can usually use Google and a couple of phone calls to uncover the manure pile. I'm not saying Indians can't be great employees, many were. We were just flooded with completely fraudelant resumes from citizens of that country.
Most Indians I've met around here are worried about what you just said, I agree a large percentage have totally bogus resumes but there's an equally high number of highly talented Indians! The problem is the bad apples tend to muck it up for all others :( . (I'm of course in the latter group ;P )
I are n00b.
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At my old job, we had an Indian ringer that would basically rat out all the BS resumes, BS education histories, and BS employment history. It's pretty easy to cut through most resumes from Indians when they claim to have been a team lead or a manager, yet can't pass half the simple technical questions. You can usually use Google and a couple of phone calls to uncover the manure pile. I'm not saying Indians can't be great employees, many were. We were just flooded with completely fraudelant resumes from citizens of that country.
wizardzz wrote:
I'm not saying Indians can't be great employees, many were. We were just flooded with completely fraudelant resumes from citizens of that country.
Oh crap, so I guess I should remove that para in my resume where I claim to have co-founded Google? Damn! :sigh:
Regards, Nish
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Most Indians I've met around here are worried about what you just said, I agree a large percentage have totally bogus resumes but there's an equally high number of highly talented Indians! The problem is the bad apples tend to muck it up for all others :( . (I'm of course in the latter group ;P )
I are n00b.
Yeah a lot of Indians are quite nervous about hiring other Indians, and are particularly distrustful of boosted resumes. :)
Regards, Nish
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Yeah but: - You live in the UK not in a lets call it "low cost" country(including my country) no offence toward the OP. - You have lots of experience. Not just out of College/University. :)
All the best, Dan
You actually think old Normsky gets a red Corvette through work? :rolleyes:
Regards, Nish
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So, on reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young engineer who was fresh out of MIT, "What starting salary were you thinking about?" The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?" ...The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."
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You actually think old Normsky gets a red Corvette through work? :rolleyes:
Regards, Nish
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An oldie, but still good.
Steve Maier
:laugh: :laugh: I've never heard this one...got my 5!
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut occasionally. http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^] [My Site]
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You actually think old Normsky gets a red Corvette through work? :rolleyes:
Regards, Nish
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Now a Black Honda Accord :)
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Now a Black Honda Accord :)
:)
Regards, Nish
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I know somebody at my company with a compensation package 50x that, but not all of us can be so lucky. :)
AspDotNetDev wrote:
compensation package 50x that
OP wrote:
"Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?
That means: "Well, what would you say to a package of 5x50 (250) weeks vacation, 14x50 (700) paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50x50% = (2500%) of salary, and 50 company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette? ;P what is the qualification for that position? ;P
Yusuf May I help you?
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I know somebody at my company with a compensation package 50x that, but not all of us can be so lucky. :)
My CEO cleared 15.5 million last year. I could only dream of making that in a life time via winning the Lottery.
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AspDotNetDev wrote:
compensation package 50x that
OP wrote:
"Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?
That means: "Well, what would you say to a package of 5x50 (250) weeks vacation, 14x50 (700) paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50x50% = (2500%) of salary, and 50 company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette? ;P what is the qualification for that position? ;P
Yusuf May I help you?
Yusuf wrote:
what is the qualification for that position?
you need to know vb and a little sql.
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wizardzz wrote:
I'm not saying Indians can't be great employees, many were. We were just flooded with completely fraudelant resumes from citizens of that country.
Oh crap, so I guess I should remove that para in my resume where I claim to have co-founded Google? Damn! :sigh:
Regards, Nish
Latest article: Code Project Posts Analyzer for Windows Phone 7 My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com
