Job Interview
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So, on reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young engineer who was fresh out of MIT, "What starting salary were you thinking about?" The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?" ...The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."
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You actually think old Normsky gets a red Corvette through work? :rolleyes:
Regards, Nish
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An oldie, but still good.
Steve Maier
:laugh: :laugh: I've never heard this one...got my 5!
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You actually think old Normsky gets a red Corvette through work? :rolleyes:
Regards, Nish
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Now a Black Honda Accord :)
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Now a Black Honda Accord :)
:)
Regards, Nish
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I know somebody at my company with a compensation package 50x that, but not all of us can be so lucky. :)
AspDotNetDev wrote:
compensation package 50x that
OP wrote:
"Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?
That means: "Well, what would you say to a package of 5x50 (250) weeks vacation, 14x50 (700) paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50x50% = (2500%) of salary, and 50 company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette? ;P what is the qualification for that position? ;P
Yusuf May I help you?
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I know somebody at my company with a compensation package 50x that, but not all of us can be so lucky. :)
My CEO cleared 15.5 million last year. I could only dream of making that in a life time via winning the Lottery.
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AspDotNetDev wrote:
compensation package 50x that
OP wrote:
"Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?
That means: "Well, what would you say to a package of 5x50 (250) weeks vacation, 14x50 (700) paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50x50% = (2500%) of salary, and 50 company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette? ;P what is the qualification for that position? ;P
Yusuf May I help you?
Yusuf wrote:
what is the qualification for that position?
you need to know vb and a little sql.
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wizardzz wrote:
I'm not saying Indians can't be great employees, many were. We were just flooded with completely fraudelant resumes from citizens of that country.
Oh crap, so I guess I should remove that para in my resume where I claim to have co-founded Google? Damn! :sigh:
Regards, Nish
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Ouch! This is a double blow!
Regards, Nish
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Come now, we have our share of scams which would make any Nigerian scam seem puny in comparison :-D
I are n00b.
I keep getting e-mails offering me an Indian condo in a city I can't pronounce - the price is right, but the commute to work would be a killer (I'm in Southern California) :doh:
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
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My CEO cleared 15.5 million last year. I could only dream of making that in a life time via winning the Lottery.
Your CEO is not fresh out of MIT. If money was your prime motivator then you are in the wrong forum, people here like to spend money, making money is called work.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
