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    Damir Valiulin
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    While going through a list of file errors that I need to handle, came across this one: ERROR_ARENA_TRASHED

    //
    // MessageId: ERROR_ARENA_TRASHED
    //
    // MessageText:
    //
    // The storage control blocks were destroyed.
    //
    #define ERROR_ARENA_TRASHED 7L

    Was somebody smoking weed when naming this error? :)

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      While going through a list of file errors that I need to handle, came across this one: ERROR_ARENA_TRASHED

      //
      // MessageId: ERROR_ARENA_TRASHED
      //
      // MessageText:
      //
      // The storage control blocks were destroyed.
      //
      #define ERROR_ARENA_TRASHED 7L

      Was somebody smoking weed when naming this error? :)

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      Slacker007
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      Damir Valiulin wrote:

      Was somebody smoking weed when naming this error?

      I thought you weren't supposed to name errors unless you were stoned....programming too. Damn it to hell, I have been doing wrong all these years.

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      • D Damir Valiulin

        While going through a list of file errors that I need to handle, came across this one: ERROR_ARENA_TRASHED

        //
        // MessageId: ERROR_ARENA_TRASHED
        //
        // MessageText:
        //
        // The storage control blocks were destroyed.
        //
        #define ERROR_ARENA_TRASHED 7L

        Was somebody smoking weed when naming this error? :)

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        Mike Hankey
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        Dude I didn't think anyone would ever see it. :cool:

        Even a blind squirrel gets a nut occasionally. http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^] [My Site]

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        • D Damir Valiulin

          While going through a list of file errors that I need to handle, came across this one: ERROR_ARENA_TRASHED

          //
          // MessageId: ERROR_ARENA_TRASHED
          //
          // MessageText:
          //
          // The storage control blocks were destroyed.
          //
          #define ERROR_ARENA_TRASHED 7L

          Was somebody smoking weed when naming this error? :)

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          peterchen
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          Arena is a common name for the area where allocations take place (think of applications battling for memory ;)), and thrashing memory is a common expression. So I'd say the geek in question was verify serious about barbarian coders thrashing his beatifully managed arena.

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          • D Damir Valiulin

            While going through a list of file errors that I need to handle, came across this one: ERROR_ARENA_TRASHED

            //
            // MessageId: ERROR_ARENA_TRASHED
            //
            // MessageText:
            //
            // The storage control blocks were destroyed.
            //
            #define ERROR_ARENA_TRASHED 7L

            Was somebody smoking weed when naming this error? :)

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            Steve Mayfield
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            speaking of codes, I was going thru a program for an embedded processor programming replicator and found these codes: Code to program the write lock key (blows the security fuse): 0xDEAD, 0xBABE and in the Flash Write section (JTAG mailbox read status): 0xABADBABE and 0xCAFEBABE :cool: , :thumbsup: and :laugh:

            Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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              Arena is a common name for the area where allocations take place (think of applications battling for memory ;)), and thrashing memory is a common expression. So I'd say the geek in question was verify serious about barbarian coders thrashing his beatifully managed arena.

              FILETIME to time_t
              | FoldWithUs! | sighist | WhoIncludes - Analyzing C++ include file hierarchy

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              ghle
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              peterchen wrote:

              thrashing memory is a common expression. So I'd say the geek in question was verify serious

              Yes, but thrashing memory (doing nothing productive while doing a lot of work) and trashing memory (doing a lot while doing no productive work) are two different things.

              #define ERROR_ARENA_TRASHED

              Have you verified that the geek was very serious?:confused:

              Gary

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              • S Steve Mayfield

                speaking of codes, I was going thru a program for an embedded processor programming replicator and found these codes: Code to program the write lock key (blows the security fuse): 0xDEAD, 0xBABE and in the Flash Write section (JTAG mailbox read status): 0xABADBABE and 0xCAFEBABE :cool: , :thumbsup: and :laugh:

                Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                swjam
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                oh how i remember fondly my DEADBEEF days.

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                • S Steve Mayfield

                  speaking of codes, I was going thru a program for an embedded processor programming replicator and found these codes: Code to program the write lock key (blows the security fuse): 0xDEAD, 0xBABE and in the Flash Write section (JTAG mailbox read status): 0xABADBABE and 0xCAFEBABE :cool: , :thumbsup: and :laugh:

                  Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                  Peter_in_2780
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                  Look at the first 4 bytes of any Java .class file. There's your CAFEBABE. A couple of months ago someone posted here a link to a discussion of what words you could "spell" in hex, some including various extra mappings (like 7 -> T) Cheers, Peter

                  Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994.

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                  • S Steve Mayfield

                    speaking of codes, I was going thru a program for an embedded processor programming replicator and found these codes: Code to program the write lock key (blows the security fuse): 0xDEAD, 0xBABE and in the Flash Write section (JTAG mailbox read status): 0xABADBABE and 0xCAFEBABE :cool: , :thumbsup: and :laugh:

                    Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                    Lost User
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                    Those magical hex numbers already were popular 30 years ago. How about 0xDEADC0DE?

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