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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Henry Minute wrote:

    I am as sober as a judge

    What, this[^] judge?

    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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    Henry Minute
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    Pretty much. Only much better looking. :)

    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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    • M M dHatter

      No posts in a while, everyone must be sleeping or drunk. :cool:

      "I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." Einstein "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." Mark Twain

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      Dalek Dave
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      Recovering, but have managed to haul my carcass to the lounge to watch the cricket.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        VectorX wrote:

        everyone must be sleeping or drunk

        I resemble that remark! I am as sober as a judge and as awake as a log.

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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        Dalek Dave
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        Barrister (to witness), "So you are saying you were as drunk as a judge?" Judge "I think you mean drunk as a lord?" Barrister "As your lordship pleases".

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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          Pretty much. Only much better looking. :)

          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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          OriginalGriff
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          No offence to yourself, but that isn't difficult! If that is her sober, I shudder to think what she looks like with a skin full...

          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            Barrister (to witness), "So you are saying you were as drunk as a judge?" Judge "I think you mean drunk as a lord?" Barrister "As your lordship pleases".

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            Henry Minute
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            Lookee[^]

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              No offence to yourself, but that isn't difficult! If that is her sober, I shudder to think what she looks like with a skin full...

              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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              Henry Minute
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              OriginalGriff wrote:

              I shudder to think what she looks like with a skin full...

              Pretty much the same. How could she look worse?

              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                Henry Minute wrote:

                I am as sober as a judge

                What, this[^] judge?

                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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                M dHatter
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                Looks like a straight version of elton john ;)

                "I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." Einstein "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." Mark Twain

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                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                  I shudder to think what she looks like with a skin full...

                  Pretty much the same. How could she look worse?

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  Henry Minute wrote:

                  How could she look worse?

                  You are really going to wish you hadn't asked that: http://lovelifelikeyourself.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/drunk-woman-vomiting.jpg[^]

                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Goooooooood morning, Vietnam! Hey, this is not a test! This is rock and roll! Time to rock it from the Delta to the D.M.Z.! No, it's no good, I haven't got the energy. Coffee. That's what I need. Coffee. And Bacon. Lots of Coffee. And lots of Bacon. Lots and lots of Bacon. A huge pile of Bacon Butties. And a Pint or two of Coffee. Back soon.

                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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                    Mike Hankey
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                    Goooooooood morning Vietnam! It's 0600 hours. What does the "O" stand for? O my God, it's early! Speaking of early, let's hear it for that Marty Lee Drywitz. Silky smooth sounds, making me sound like Peggy Lee... Ok Ok I'm up.

                    Even a blind squirrel gets a nut occasionally. http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^] [My Site]

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      Henry Minute wrote:

                      How could she look worse?

                      You are really going to wish you hadn't asked that: http://lovelifelikeyourself.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/drunk-woman-vomiting.jpg[^]

                      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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                      Henry Minute
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                      Mummy! Mummy?

                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                      • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                        Goooooooood morning Vietnam! It's 0600 hours. What does the "O" stand for? O my God, it's early! Speaking of early, let's hear it for that Marty Lee Drywitz. Silky smooth sounds, making me sound like Peggy Lee... Ok Ok I'm up.

                        Even a blind squirrel gets a nut occasionally. http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^] [My Site]

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        I'm going to have to dig out a copy of that and watch it again now, I'd forgotten how good some bits of that were...

                        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          I'm going to have to dig out a copy of that and watch it again now, I'd forgotten how good some bits of that were...

                          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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                          Mike Hankey
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                          Yeah I was thinking that myself. Robin Williams was made for that role.

                          Even a blind squirrel gets a nut occasionally. http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^] [My Site]

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                            No posts in a while, everyone must be sleeping or drunk. :cool:

                            "I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." Einstein "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." Mark Twain

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                            Mladen Jankovic
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                            Goooood morniiiiiing Babylooooon! Although it's 3:30pm here.

                            [Genetic Algorithm Library]

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