Get rich quick - need advice

Grimes

Hi there I learned something about myself this morning, that my body is not meant to wake up early and not meant to go to work. Knowing this, I realized the only way I can stay at home and sleep late and still have food to eat would be to get REALLY RICH, REALLY QUICKLY! So someone out there must be able to help me achieve my goal of staying at home. I would really appreciate any help or advice on how to get rich (and I mean the kind of rich that would make Bill Gates look like a hobo). It doesn't need to be legal either, so I am willing to start pyramid schemes, phishing websites, email scams etc. Please help me think of some schemes! Thanks in advance! ;P Grimes

KOM UIT DAAAAA!!!

Gary Wheeler

COFFEE. LOTS AND LOTS OF COFFEE. (the man groans after a night of insomnia)

Software Zen: delete this;

Dalek Dave

Ken hard at your Uncleftish Beholding and your Actual Worldken and devise an Hourpass Machine. (10 Bonus points for anyone who knows WTF I am on about!)

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Lost User

Here's Rich.[^] Now get him quick!

Grimes

HAHA LOL! not exactly what I meant, but I guess I could still kidnap him and get some sweet ransom money...

KOM UIT DAAAAA!!!

Lost User

:laugh:

Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

NormDroid

Rich in paradise, it's a one way ticket though.

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Roger Allen

Don't bother trying anyone, its impossible to understand DD about anything.

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Lost User

:laugh: Rich be careful Grimes is going to kidnap you.

Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

Grimes

The Oxford book of English mystical verse, now gimme my 10 points! :) btw what are the monetary value of these points?

KOM UIT DAAAAA!!!

Ravi Sant

CCC on ride Ken means Study in African. Thats only thing i understand.

Dalek Dave

Uncleftish Beholding - Atomic Theory Actual Worldken - Physics The worlds consists of uncleftish motes called firststuffs. There is waterstuff, sunstuff, stonestuff and so on. They gather together in bulkbits and bindings. see here[^] for Poul Anderson's explanation.

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Dalek Dave

Very Close. It is English using none of the Romance influence, ie only words of Anglos Saxon Origin.

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Lost User

Go into politics and get yourself elected into the most influential position you can get. After that men will start coming to you with briefcases full of money which they will give you if you use your influence in the way they would like.

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Dalek Dave

It's a no way ticket surely? Unless Paradise is a local nightclub?

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Dalek Dave

I hope so!

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Lost User

Are you not an accountant? Are you really capable of keeping that money out of the books? :)

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Peter Mulholland

Dude, you need to read up on the 'New World Oder' conspiracy Theory. The guys that are already rich don't want you to get rich. They need drones to work 'jobs' to keep making them lots of money. If all the drones got up and decided to make their own money, then where would the guys at the top of the new world order be then?

Pete

Grimes

Haha, that's actually not a bad idea! There are many revolutions happening at the moment, I just need to worm myself into the politics there and I'm set for life! (or until people over through my government as well)

KOM UIT DAAAAA!!!

Grimes

I should make friends with these people, it seems like they could help me! Does the 'New World Order' have a contact number so I can give them a call. I am sure I would get into their club or whatever since I also like the idea of having drones work for ME! ;P

KOM UIT DAAAAA!!!