Men
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Or... from "The Man Song": I'm top dog around here But I've been neutered. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
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Deny all knowledge and claim that someone else did it to set me up. What else ? I'm a guy - I'll lie to get out of trouble. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
Christian Graus wrote: I'm a guy - I'll lie to get out of trouble. and always end up getting caught ;P ok thats another part of the story we can ignore that :-) Cheers Kannan
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Nothing to say, but I wanted to make my small contribution towards redressing the imbalance of posts with women in the subject header :) Debbie
Ok, this is an oldy but I could not resist... Fresh from her shower, this woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds". Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks. They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies. The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?" "Worked for your ass, didn't it?" ;):-D;P -------------------------------------------------- If my messages appear curt, I apologize. I try to be brief to save your time as well as mine. --------------------------------------------------
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Nothing to say, but I wanted to make my small contribution towards redressing the imbalance of posts with women in the subject header :) Debbie
Hehe and why not? :laugh: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
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KaЯl wrote: I bet 1€ on Megan Lol If "Nothing" says it all when describing men, how can this be added to? :-D
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages Religion without Science is blind, Science without Religion is lame -Albert Einstein
Damn! And I expected tempers to fly! ;P Pankaj Without struggle, there is no progress
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Ok, this is an oldy but I could not resist... Fresh from her shower, this woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds". Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks. They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies. The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?" "Worked for your ass, didn't it?" ;):-D;P -------------------------------------------------- If my messages appear curt, I apologize. I try to be brief to save your time as well as mine. --------------------------------------------------
Um. Ouch! May be old, but it's still funny! :laugh: Jamie Nordmeyer Portland, Oregon, USA
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Christian Graus wrote: We rule..... Which male CPian was it that said the other day "I wear the pants in my house, but my wife tells me which pair" ? :rolleyes: Who rules? :-D
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages Religion without Science is blind, Science without Religion is lame -Albert Einstein
Megan Forbes wrote: "I wear the pants in my house, but my wife tells me which pair" Brilliant. :) J
May the bear never have cause to eat you.
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Damn! And I expected tempers to fly! ;P Pankaj Without struggle, there is no progress
pankajdaga wrote: Damn! And I expected tempers to fly! nice, nice. By the way, you owe me 1 € ;P:-D
Ohé Partisans, Ouvriers et Paysans C'est l'alarme! Le Chant des Partisans
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Ok, this is an oldy but I could not resist... Fresh from her shower, this woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds". Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks. They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies. The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?" "Worked for your ass, didn't it?" ;):-D;P -------------------------------------------------- If my messages appear curt, I apologize. I try to be brief to save your time as well as mine. --------------------------------------------------
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pankajdaga wrote: Damn! And I expected tempers to fly! nice, nice. By the way, you owe me 1 € ;P:-D
Ohé Partisans, Ouvriers et Paysans C'est l'alarme! Le Chant des Partisans
Do you take I.O.Us ? :rolleyes: Without struggle, there is no progress
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Like I said, I can be honest, she's not going to read it :P Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002