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  • R realJSOP

    My ex-wife - she has fat reserves that would fill lake Michigan - twice.

    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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    Lost User
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    And you're worried about an oil shortage?

    Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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      Only if it’s a computer mouse.

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      Slacker007
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      Deyan Georgiev wrote:

      Only if it’s a computer mouse.

      Google is always right. I would check your sources. ;P

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        Which animal can survive longest without any food, and how long? And believe me – it can survive REALLY long.

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        Cicada?

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          And you're worried about an oil shortage?

          Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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          realJSOP
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          The only thing whale oil is useful for is lanterns, and once you start burning it, the stench is so bad that you realize you'd rather just sit in the dark.

          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

          modified on Tuesday, February 22, 2011 3:03 PM

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            Which animal can survive longest without any food, and how long? And believe me – it can survive REALLY long.

            There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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            It’s a small animal which lives in the caves – Proteus (Proteus anguinus), Olm or Cave Proteus. I first read for it in when I was a kid in some animal encyclopedia /I was Gerald Durrell fan back then/. My book claimed that the Proteus can survive 5 years without food, but now the Wikipedia says that in a controlled environment it can survive up to 10 years!

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              Cicada?

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              http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=3780399#xx3780399xx[^]

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                Lungfish

                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=3780399#xx3780399xx[^]

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                  It’s a small animal which lives in the caves – Proteus (Proteus anguinus), Olm or Cave Proteus. I first read for it in when I was a kid in some animal encyclopedia /I was Gerald Durrell fan back then/. My book claimed that the Proteus can survive 5 years without food, but now the Wikipedia says that in a controlled environment it can survive up to 10 years!

                  There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                  Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                  It’s a small animal

                  Then it *isn't* my ex-wife. I've never heard anyone describe her as being "small".

                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                    Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                    Only if it’s a computer mouse.

                    Google is always right. I would check your sources. ;P

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                    http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=3780399#xx3780399xx[^] Be my guest. :)

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                    • R realJSOP

                      Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                      It’s a small animal

                      Then it *isn't* my ex-wife. I've never heard anyone describe her as being "small".

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                      What about the “animal”?

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                        What about the “animal”?

                        There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                        realJSOP
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                        All of us are animals. It's just that most human animals can walk through a normal doorway without touching the sides (and having to push to get through it).

                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                          And you're worried about an oil shortage?

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                          Corporal Agarn
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                          Since we have a weight problem in the states, why not kill the fat people and use the fat for energy. GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT SUCTION PUMP! :) If you missed it this is meant for a joke.

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                            All of us are animals. It's just that most human animals can walk through a normal doorway without touching the sides (and having to push to get through it).

                            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                            -----
                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                            John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                            All of us are animals.

                            Not all, only the atheists. The believers are either a divine work or germinated ribs.

                            There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                            • R R Giskard Reventlov

                              Yup, it is: 4 years is the longest recorded time without food followed by snakes and frogs.

                              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                              digital man wrote:

                              4 years is the longest recorded time without food followed by snakes and frogs.

                              If I went for 4 years without food, I wouldn't be breaking my fast with snakes and dogs. I'd probably have a pizza.

                              ..and water fell from the sky like rain.

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