So I have been walking around all day...
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at the office with my shirt undone and whenever I stretch or reach out my fat belly shows. This was brought to my attention by a very, very pretty girl in the office just now. There are no words to describe my state of absolute un-coolness right now. :doh:
So she has noticed your love-corn? You could point to her that the big fish is hiding under a big stones!
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at the office with my shirt undone and whenever I stretch or reach out my fat belly shows. This was brought to my attention by a very, very pretty girl in the office just now. There are no words to describe my state of absolute un-coolness right now. :doh:
There's always the 'standard' fallback position. "It takes a big hammer to drive a big nail."
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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You should worry. Yesterday I went shopping. Rode the bus for ten minutes. Shopped 30 minutes. Waited for bus 10 mins. Rode bus 15 mins. Got home, took coat off, as I stretched to hang it up felt a draught. Realized I'd done all that with fly undone.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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at the office with my shirt undone and whenever I stretch or reach out my fat belly shows. This was brought to my attention by a very, very pretty girl in the office just now. There are no words to describe my state of absolute un-coolness right now. :doh:
If she noticed, she wants it. Bad.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
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Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Back in the day, when I was married, my wife wanted me to participate in church more. Since I'm an atheist my only option was to join the folk group. At least playing the guitar would help to keep me awake during the services. I was always concerned about being in tune or having the capo on the correct fret. Trivial stuff in the big scheme of things. One Sunday we had a pretty non memorable service. On the drive home I reached down to buckle the seat belts and I noticed my fly was completely undone and the ol' boxers were gaping wide. :omg: I turned to the wife and asked why she didn't tell me and she said "sorry dear I didn't notice!!" :sigh: I rushed home and snapped on the television. The service was being aired on public tv for the house bound and yup there I was on the alter with my black trousers and my white shit tails poking out of my fly! I shout at the wife "I thought you said you couldn't tell my fly was open!!" :wtf: She says "Oh come on, no one would notice if you weren't told to look there!!!!!!!!!!!" She's gone now! :)
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Back in the day, when I was married, my wife wanted me to participate in church more. Since I'm an atheist my only option was to join the folk group. At least playing the guitar would help to keep me awake during the services. I was always concerned about being in tune or having the capo on the correct fret. Trivial stuff in the big scheme of things. One Sunday we had a pretty non memorable service. On the drive home I reached down to buckle the seat belts and I noticed my fly was completely undone and the ol' boxers were gaping wide. :omg: I turned to the wife and asked why she didn't tell me and she said "sorry dear I didn't notice!!" :sigh: I rushed home and snapped on the television. The service was being aired on public tv for the house bound and yup there I was on the alter with my black trousers and my white shit tails poking out of my fly! I shout at the wife "I thought you said you couldn't tell my fly was open!!" :wtf: She says "Oh come on, no one would notice if you weren't told to look there!!!!!!!!!!!" She's gone now! :)
Thank goodness they could only see the fruit of the loom, not the loom of your fruit.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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Hey at least she noticed you. :thumbsup: A skinnier guy would have to have something else hanging out to get noticed. :suss:
Joe Simes wrote:
Hey at least she noticed you.
Reminds me of this dialog from Dumb and Dumber:
Jim Carrey:
What are my chances?
Girl:
Not good.
Jim Carrey:
You mean "not good" like one out of a hundred?
Girl:
I'd say more like one out of a million.
Jim Carrey:
So you're tellin' me there's a chance!
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at the office with my shirt undone and whenever I stretch or reach out my fat belly shows. This was brought to my attention by a very, very pretty girl in the office just now. There are no words to describe my state of absolute un-coolness right now. :doh:
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There's always the 'standard' fallback position. "It takes a big hammer to drive a big nail."
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Henry Minute wrote:
"It takes a big hammer to drive a big nail."
Any time anyone says that within my earshot, my standard reply is "Yes, but you don't need a sledgy for a thumb-tack!!" (Sledgy = sledge hammer = fbh)
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So she has noticed your love-corn? You could point to her that the big fish is hiding under a big stones!
There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
Deyan Georgiev wrote:
So she has noticed your love-corn? You could point to her that the big fish is hiding under a big stones!
I like that. :)
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If she noticed, she wants it. Bad.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
If she noticed, she wants it. Bad.
And if I was single I would give it to her...all 30 seconds of porn star action. :-D
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Slacker007 wrote:
There are no words to describe my state of absolute un-coolness right now.
Yes there are, but you just can't use them in the Lounge...
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_Maxxx_ wrote:
but you just can't use them in the Lounge.
this is so true. :thumbsup: