I Just Love It When...
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At least you have women in your office. I'm getting tired of flirting with the photocopier.
RyanEK wrote:
At least you have women in your office. I'm getting tired of flirting with the photocopier.
The women in my office old enough for me to flirt with are ugly enough to give me two new lumps in my throat. Those who are gorgeous (and yes we have several) start at 16 years younger then me and go through to about 23 years younger. Too young to even think about.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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RyanEK wrote:
At least you have women in your office. I'm getting tired of flirting with the photocopier.
The women in my office old enough for me to flirt with are ugly enough to give me two new lumps in my throat. Those who are gorgeous (and yes we have several) start at 16 years younger then me and go through to about 23 years younger. Too young to even think about.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Michael Martin wrote:
Too young to even think about.
What's wrong with you???
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Michael Martin wrote:
Too young to even think about.
What's wrong with you???
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_Damian S_ wrote:
What's wrong with you???
my be he likes old women..or say used ones :laugh: :laugh:
chanakya1984 wrote:
my be he likes old women
Could do... I have a joke about old women... but it will have to be posted in the Soap Box.
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Michael Martin wrote:
Too young to even think about.
What's wrong with you???
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Well, he said "start at 16 years younger then me and go through to about 23 years younger. Too young to even think about." Perhaps he's only 25!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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_Maxxx_ wrote:
Perhaps he's only 25!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I didn't have a reasonable idea how old he was, I wouldn't have replied!!! (he's in his early 40's iirc)
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Michael Martin wrote:
Too young to even think about.
What's wrong with you???
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_Damian S_ wrote:
What's wrong with you???
Nothing, the idea of jumping on girls who were not born or still in nappies when I was legally able to drink is wrong. That doesn't even take into account the appalling conversations they are, like, able to have.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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_Damian S_ wrote:
What's wrong with you???
Nothing, the idea of jumping on girls who were not born or still in nappies when I was legally able to drink is wrong. That doesn't even take into account the appalling conversations they are, like, able to have.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Michael Martin wrote:
That doesn't even take into account the appalling conversations they are, like, able to have.
Yes, well, conversation, would, like be totally like awesome!!
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At least you have women in your office. I'm getting tired of flirting with the photocopier.
RyanEK wrote:
I'm getting tired of flirting with the photocopier.
Please don't send me copies.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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...women get together at work and talk about their periods. FFS, I don't care and definitely don't want to know about it. I have a wife at home and a daughter a year or so away from them. That's enough, I go to work to get away from the girly problem stuff.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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...women get together at work and talk about their periods. FFS, I don't care and definitely don't want to know about it. I have a wife at home and a daughter a year or so away from them. That's enough, I go to work to get away from the girly problem stuff.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Michael Martin wrote:
women get together at work and talk about their periods.
Where I work they talk about who has the biggest tits. I can't complain. :)
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...women get together at work and talk about their periods. FFS, I don't care and definitely don't want to know about it. I have a wife at home and a daughter a year or so away from them. That's enough, I go to work to get away from the girly problem stuff.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Tell them to stop, and when they get upset, just go "Whats the matter, have you got your period or something?" :)
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RyanEK wrote:
At least you have women in your office. I'm getting tired of flirting with the photocopier.
The women in my office old enough for me to flirt with are ugly enough to give me two new lumps in my throat. Those who are gorgeous (and yes we have several) start at 16 years younger then me and go through to about 23 years younger. Too young to even think about.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Michael Martin wrote:
Too young to even think about.
It's like going on a car trip and driving through a beautiful place. You keep your hands(and everything else) inside the car and enjoy the scenery for what it is.
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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I'm half a world away and I think I object... :wtf:
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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RyanEK wrote:
I'm getting tired of flirting with the photocopier.
Please don't send me copies.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Thanks for that mental image... :~
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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Michael Martin wrote:
women get together at work and talk about their periods.
Where I work they talk about who has the biggest tits. I can't complain. :)
You must be in the southern half of the US then... One of my wife's cousins lives in Texas. She claims to be about "average" in size down there, but up here she would be considered ummmm... very large...
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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You must be in the southern half of the US then... One of my wife's cousins lives in Texas. She claims to be about "average" in size down there, but up here she would be considered ummmm... very large...
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
I live and work in Upstate New York.
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Tell them to stop, and when they get upset, just go "Whats the matter, have you got your period or something?" :)
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...women get together at work and talk about their periods. FFS, I don't care and definitely don't want to know about it. I have a wife at home and a daughter a year or so away from them. That's enough, I go to work to get away from the girly problem stuff.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004