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Gadhafi is blaming the unrest in his country on "rats". Hah! Hamsters really are sneaky, and will eventually take over the world.
modified on Wednesday, February 23, 2011 8:21 AM
Abu Mami wrote:
Gadhafi is blaming the unrest in his country on "rats". Hah! Hamsters really are sneaky, and will eventually take over the world.
This belongs in the soapbox.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
Abu Mami wrote:
Gadhafi is blaming the unrest in his country on "rats". Hah! Hamsters really are sneaky, and will eventually take over the world.
This belongs in the soapbox.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
It's a political post... The one you posted yesterday belonged int he soapbox too, but nobody mentioned it, so here I am...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
It's a political post... The one you posted yesterday belonged int he soapbox too, but nobody mentioned it, so here I am...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997I didn't start the thread yesterday - just replied. And hamsters aren't political. They're just cute fuzzy little critters. Had one when I was a kid - my Dad called it a "rat". I think the gunpowder fumes are going to your brain. :) BTW - as I recall, you also replied with your "BACON" post. Also very insensitive as Muslims don't eat pork.
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I didn't start the thread yesterday - just replied. And hamsters aren't political. They're just cute fuzzy little critters. Had one when I was a kid - my Dad called it a "rat". I think the gunpowder fumes are going to your brain. :) BTW - as I recall, you also replied with your "BACON" post. Also very insensitive as Muslims don't eat pork.
Abu Mami wrote:
Also very insensitive as Muslims don't eat pork.
You're assuming I wasn't completely aware of that when I posted my comment... Besides that, what gives you the impression that I - of all people here - am at all concerned about someobody's arbitrary dietary restrictions? Further, that's the muslim's cross to bear - oh wait... I think the cross thing is just for christians...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
I didn't start the thread yesterday - just replied. And hamsters aren't political. They're just cute fuzzy little critters. Had one when I was a kid - my Dad called it a "rat". I think the gunpowder fumes are going to your brain. :) BTW - as I recall, you also replied with your "BACON" post. Also very insensitive as Muslims don't eat pork.
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There's nothing insensitive about BACON, I find it delicious.
I must get a clever new signature for 2011.
Since it is 6:20AM here, I could use some bacon right now. [Drooling on his keyboard]
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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There's nothing insensitive about BACON, I find it delicious.
I must get a clever new signature for 2011.
And it smells better than tuna.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
It was moved, so I changed my vote to a 5.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
It was moved, so I changed my vote to a 5.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
And it smells better than tuna.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
Wow! Never posted in the soap box before. I try to stay away from controversy. Is this where we post Visual Basic questions? (Thanks for changing your vote John. My first 5 in the soapbox :) )
Abu Mami wrote:
Is this where we post Visual Basic questions?
No, those go in the Coding Horrors section. :)
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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I didn't start the thread yesterday - just replied. And hamsters aren't political. They're just cute fuzzy little critters. Had one when I was a kid - my Dad called it a "rat". I think the gunpowder fumes are going to your brain. :) BTW - as I recall, you also replied with your "BACON" post. Also very insensitive as Muslims don't eat pork.
Abu Mami wrote:
Muslims don't shouldn't eat pork
Never underestimate the power of BACON. :) I have worked with Jews and Muslims who were partial to a bacon butty.
2011 - Our best hope is that things will be frightening and dangerous rather than desperate and horrific. Jesse's Café Américain
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It's a political post... The one you posted yesterday belonged int he soapbox too, but nobody mentioned it, so here I am...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
It's a political post...
Never thought I'd see you as a member of the thought police.
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken
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I didn't start the thread yesterday - just replied. And hamsters aren't political. They're just cute fuzzy little critters. Had one when I was a kid - my Dad called it a "rat". I think the gunpowder fumes are going to your brain. :) BTW - as I recall, you also replied with your "BACON" post. Also very insensitive as Muslims don't eat pork.
IIRC you suggested he [Gadaffi] needs a beer. Now, I'm wouldn't claim to be an expert on all matters Islamic, but isn't that haram too? I hope you were duly offended by your own comment :-).
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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Abu Mami wrote:
Muslims don't shouldn't eat pork
Never underestimate the power of BACON. :) I have worked with Jews and Muslims who were partial to a bacon butty.
2011 - Our best hope is that things will be frightening and dangerous rather than desperate and horrific. Jesse's Café Américain
A rabbi and a catholic priest are traveling together in the same railway compartment, and, as men of the cloth, strike up a conversation. After a while, the priest asks the rabbi "Tell me rabbi, have you ever eaten bacon, which is forbidden by your faith?". After a short pause, the rabbi replies "Yes, I must confess, having heard so much about it on code project I decided that to eat some bacon would be a very small sin, so I tried it. Tell me, have you ever had sex with a woman*, which is forbidden to you by your vocation as a catholic priest?" After an uncomfortable silence, the priest finally confesses "Yes, when I was very young, there was a very pretty and accommodating young lady in the choir, and in a moment of weakness, I gave in to the pleasures of the flesh." The rabbi leans towards the priest and says in a low voice "It's better than bacon, isn't it?" * In view of the apparent proclivities of priests of the catholic church, the rabbi thought it advisable to clarify the heterosexual nature of the encounter of which he was enquiring.
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A rabbi and a catholic priest are traveling together in the same railway compartment, and, as men of the cloth, strike up a conversation. After a while, the priest asks the rabbi "Tell me rabbi, have you ever eaten bacon, which is forbidden by your faith?". After a short pause, the rabbi replies "Yes, I must confess, having heard so much about it on code project I decided that to eat some bacon would be a very small sin, so I tried it. Tell me, have you ever had sex with a woman*, which is forbidden to you by your vocation as a catholic priest?" After an uncomfortable silence, the priest finally confesses "Yes, when I was very young, there was a very pretty and accommodating young lady in the choir, and in a moment of weakness, I gave in to the pleasures of the flesh." The rabbi leans towards the priest and says in a low voice "It's better than bacon, isn't it?" * In view of the apparent proclivities of priests of the catholic church, the rabbi thought it advisable to clarify the heterosexual nature of the encounter of which he was enquiring.
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IIRC you suggested he [Gadaffi] needs a beer. Now, I'm wouldn't claim to be an expert on all matters Islamic, but isn't that haram too? I hope you were duly offended by your own comment :-).
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]Keith Barrow wrote:
I hope you were duly offended by youith Barrow wrote:isn't that haram too?
Well - someone caught that. I was giving JSOP a chance for a rejoinder.
Keith Barrow wrote:
I hope you were duly offended by your own comment .
Truly and deeply. whuhahahahahaha!
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A rabbi and a catholic priest are traveling together in the same railway compartment, and, as men of the cloth, strike up a conversation. After a while, the priest asks the rabbi "Tell me rabbi, have you ever eaten bacon, which is forbidden by your faith?". After a short pause, the rabbi replies "Yes, I must confess, having heard so much about it on code project I decided that to eat some bacon would be a very small sin, so I tried it. Tell me, have you ever had sex with a woman*, which is forbidden to you by your vocation as a catholic priest?" After an uncomfortable silence, the priest finally confesses "Yes, when I was very young, there was a very pretty and accommodating young lady in the choir, and in a moment of weakness, I gave in to the pleasures of the flesh." The rabbi leans towards the priest and says in a low voice "It's better than bacon, isn't it?" * In view of the apparent proclivities of priests of the catholic church, the rabbi thought it advisable to clarify the heterosexual nature of the encounter of which he was enquiring.
Chris C-B wrote:
"It's better than bacon, isn't it?"
Heretic. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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Abu Mami wrote:
Also very insensitive as Muslims don't eat pork.
You're assuming I wasn't completely aware of that when I posted my comment... Besides that, what gives you the impression that I - of all people here - am at all concerned about someobody's arbitrary dietary restrictions? Further, that's the muslim's cross to bear - oh wait... I think the cross thing is just for christians...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
oh wait... I think the cross thing is just for christians...
:laugh: :laugh: I just laughed inappropriately... thanks!!
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