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  • S Sunasara Imdadhusen

    One Night 4 college students were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean.. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test... They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days. The Test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks. Q.1. Your Name............................ (2 MARKS) Q.2. which tire burst? (98 MARKS) a) Front Left b) Front Right c) Back Left d) Back Right.....!!! True story from IIT Bombay ...Batch 1992:cool:

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    Please - I have dirt in my yard newer than that one.

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    • S Sunasara Imdadhusen

      One Night 4 college students were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean.. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test... They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days. The Test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks. Q.1. Your Name............................ (2 MARKS) Q.2. which tire burst? (98 MARKS) a) Front Left b) Front Right c) Back Left d) Back Right.....!!! True story from IIT Bombay ...Batch 1992:cool:

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      Yeah its a true story. Countered your univote by 5.

      Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

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        Please - I have dirt in my yard newer than that one.

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        Actually I had never heard it and I thought it was rather good :)

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          Yeah its a true story. Countered your univote by 5.

          Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

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          A very old story, perhaps true, but it has so many variations the OP's one is surely not original. I recall hearing it before the Internet even started.

          ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

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          • S Sunasara Imdadhusen

            One Night 4 college students were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean.. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test... They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days. The Test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks. Q.1. Your Name............................ (2 MARKS) Q.2. which tire burst? (98 MARKS) a) Front Left b) Front Right c) Back Left d) Back Right.....!!! True story from IIT Bombay ...Batch 1992:cool:

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            I would have had us agree on which tyre even before seeing the dean initially.

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              Yeah its a true story. Countered your univote by 5.

              Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

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              How do you know that its a true story from IIT?

              cheers, Super ------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it

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                Sunasara Imdadhusen wrote:

                IIT Bombay

                They have cars? :laugh:

                "I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." Einstein "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." Mark Twain

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                Sunasara Imdadhusen
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                I don't know! :-O

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                  I would have had us agree on which tyre even before seeing the dean initially.

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                  Brady Kelly wrote:

                  I would have had us agree on which tyre even before seeing the dean initially.

                  That's because you're not a student, any more, so your brain has started working again.

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  • J Jeffrey Buxton

                    Please - I have dirt in my yard newer than that one.

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                    Sunasara Imdadhusen
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                    :doh:

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                    • L Lost User

                      Yeah its a true story. Countered your univote by 5.

                      Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

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                      :thumbsup:

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                      • L leppie

                        A very old story, perhaps true, but it has so many variations the OP's one is surely not original. I recall hearing it before the Internet even started.

                        ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

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                        Sunasara Imdadhusen
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                        You should tell us :laugh:

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                        • S super

                          How do you know that its a true story from IIT?

                          cheers, Super ------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it

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                          Sunasara Imdadhusen
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                          Good question!:confused:

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                            Brady Kelly wrote:

                            I would have had us agree on which tyre even before seeing the dean initially.

                            That's because you're not a student, any more, so your brain has started working again.

                            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                            I think I was a better liar at that age than I am now.

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                              Brady Kelly wrote:

                              I would have had us agree on which tyre even before seeing the dean initially.

                              That's because you're not a student, any more, so your brain has started working again.

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                              Sunasara Imdadhusen
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                              How could you know i am not a student?

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                              • S Sunasara Imdadhusen

                                One Night 4 college students were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean.. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test... They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days. The Test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks. Q.1. Your Name............................ (2 MARKS) Q.2. which tire burst? (98 MARKS) a) Front Left b) Front Right c) Back Left d) Back Right.....!!! True story from IIT Bombay ...Batch 1992:cool:

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                                That was a new one to me. Have a 5.

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                                • B Brady Kelly

                                  I think I was a better liar at that age than I am now.

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                                  Yep . I started at 7 and I keep improving each year since then. :)

                                  "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal

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                                  • S Sunasara Imdadhusen

                                    Good question!:confused:

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                                    So why did you post it?

                                    cheers, Super ------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it

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