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    Shaun Wilde
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    http://www.vnunet.com/quiz/geeko.jsp[^] Enjoy :)

    Stupidity dies. The end of future offspring. Evolution wins. - A Darwin Awards Haiku

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      http://www.vnunet.com/quiz/geeko.jsp[^] Enjoy :)

      Stupidity dies. The end of future offspring. Evolution wins. - A Darwin Awards Haiku

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      Senkwe Chanda
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      hehe, I scored 39% :-) I've always known that I'm a pretty lukewarm geek. Which is fine with me :cool: ASP.NET can never fail as working with it is like fitting bras to supermodels - it's one pleasure after the next - David Wulff

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        http://www.vnunet.com/quiz/geeko.jsp[^] Enjoy :)

        Stupidity dies. The end of future offspring. Evolution wins. - A Darwin Awards Haiku

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        Maximilien
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        46% ... Yeah !

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          http://www.vnunet.com/quiz/geeko.jsp[^] Enjoy :)

          Stupidity dies. The end of future offspring. Evolution wins. - A Darwin Awards Haiku

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          Giles
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          He he, 57%

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            http://www.vnunet.com/quiz/geeko.jsp[^] Enjoy :)

            Stupidity dies. The end of future offspring. Evolution wins. - A Darwin Awards Haiku

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            Nitron
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            You are 69% geek You are practically computer-literate, in an almost real sense. This could be a good thing, or a bad thing, depending on whether you use your knowledge for good or for ill. Looking at your answers, I'd almost certainly say it was a bad thing. :wtf: What's with the Star-Trek thing! I've come to grips with my geekness long ago, but I was never on the Star-Trek side. Most of that strain of geek is just plain strange IMHO :~ . - Nitron


            "Those that say a task is impossible shouldn't interrupt the ones who are doing it." - Chinese Proverb

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            • S Shaun Wilde

              http://www.vnunet.com/quiz/geeko.jsp[^] Enjoy :)

              Stupidity dies. The end of future offspring. Evolution wins. - A Darwin Awards Haiku

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              Blade DMS
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              WooHoo 82%!!!! :-D Blade[DMS]

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                http://www.vnunet.com/quiz/geeko.jsp[^] Enjoy :)

                Stupidity dies. The end of future offspring. Evolution wins. - A Darwin Awards Haiku

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                Anders Molin
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                Oops, 79% X| - Anders Money talks, but all mine ever says is "Goodbye!"

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                  http://www.vnunet.com/quiz/geeko.jsp[^] Enjoy :)

                  Stupidity dies. The end of future offspring. Evolution wins. - A Darwin Awards Haiku

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                  Daniel Turini
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                  You're on a particularly useless cusp known as "being a bit of a nerd". Nobody really trusts what you say about computers, but at the same time, they keep asking you really annoying questions that they could answer for themselves if they just spent five minutes thinking about it. You also have to spend a lot of time not having a life in order to keep your slightly inadequate skills up to date. You have a choice: work harder and learn more, or give up and start to enjoy life. Ok, I lied a bit: my son's name is not Linus :) I see dumb people

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                    http://www.vnunet.com/quiz/geeko.jsp[^] Enjoy :)

                    Stupidity dies. The end of future offspring. Evolution wins. - A Darwin Awards Haiku

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                    Michael P Butler
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                    50% Cool, that makes me well balanced... hmm, something not right there ;-) Michael Fat bottomed girls You make the rockin' world go round -- Queen

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                    • S Shaun Wilde

                      http://www.vnunet.com/quiz/geeko.jsp[^] Enjoy :)

                      Stupidity dies. The end of future offspring. Evolution wins. - A Darwin Awards Haiku

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                      benjymous
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                      I got 80 :~ -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                        http://www.vnunet.com/quiz/geeko.jsp[^] Enjoy :)

                        Stupidity dies. The end of future offspring. Evolution wins. - A Darwin Awards Haiku

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                        brianwelsch
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                        39%. Said I might even be able to get a job in the computer field. :-D BW "I'm coming with you! I got you fired, it's the least I can do. Well, the least I could do is absolutely nothing, but I'll go you one better and come along!" - Homer J. Simpson

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                          hehe, I scored 39% :-) I've always known that I'm a pretty lukewarm geek. Which is fine with me :cool: ASP.NET can never fail as working with it is like fitting bras to supermodels - it's one pleasure after the next - David Wulff

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                          Lost User
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                          Senkwe Chanda wrote: I scored 39% Me too!! Senkwe Chanda wrote: Which is fine with me Me too!! Mike Mullikin :beer:

                          Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation. - David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap

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                            http://www.vnunet.com/quiz/geeko.jsp[^] Enjoy :)

                            Stupidity dies. The end of future offspring. Evolution wins. - A Darwin Awards Haiku

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                            Megan Forbes
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                            66% apparently... "geek (noun, slang) Etymology: perhaps alteration of dialectal geck, from Low German gek, meaning fool." :laugh: So does this make me 66% fool? Are you messing with my mind? :rolleyes:


                            I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages Religion without Science is blind, Science without Religion is lame -Albert Einstein

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                              http://www.vnunet.com/quiz/geeko.jsp[^] Enjoy :)

                              Stupidity dies. The end of future offspring. Evolution wins. - A Darwin Awards Haiku

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                              Dy
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                              I got 69, turns out my girlfriend was right* to call me a geek after all... (* don't let her know I said this though...)


                              Dylan

                              "In meetings, the person who is least competent usually does the most talking. Talking is a direct substitute for competence, at least in the minds of other people. Five minutes after you leave a meeting, you won't remember what anyone said but you will remember who did most of the talking. Withing a day your mind will translate that into a notion that the talker was unusually knowledgeable" - Scott Adams, Dilbert and the way of the weasel

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                                http://www.vnunet.com/quiz/geeko.jsp[^] Enjoy :)

                                Stupidity dies. The end of future offspring. Evolution wins. - A Darwin Awards Haiku

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                                Paul Watson
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                                Shaun Wilde wrote: Geek-o-meter Do we get special rebates at geek stores now? Like students.

                                Paul Watson
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                                Cape Town, South Africa

                                Christopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)

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                                  http://www.vnunet.com/quiz/geeko.jsp[^] Enjoy :)

                                  Stupidity dies. The end of future offspring. Evolution wins. - A Darwin Awards Haiku

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                                  Navin
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                                  57%. But I know with some work, I can get that percentage up. :-D Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

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                                    http://www.vnunet.com/quiz/geeko.jsp[^] Enjoy :)

                                    Stupidity dies. The end of future offspring. Evolution wins. - A Darwin Awards Haiku

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                                    Kant
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                                    :jig: Kant Sonork-100.28114 The likelihood of a program crashing is in direct proportion to the number of pointers used in it.

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                                      Shaun Wilde wrote: Geek-o-meter Do we get special rebates at geek stores now? Like students.

                                      Paul Watson
                                      Bluegrass
                                      Cape Town, South Africa

                                      Christopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)

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                                      You need a minimum score of 65% to qualify

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                                        I got 69, turns out my girlfriend was right* to call me a geek after all... (* don't let her know I said this though...)


                                        Dylan

                                        "In meetings, the person who is least competent usually does the most talking. Talking is a direct substitute for competence, at least in the minds of other people. Five minutes after you leave a meeting, you won't remember what anyone said but you will remember who did most of the talking. Withing a day your mind will translate that into a notion that the talker was unusually knowledgeable" - Scott Adams, Dilbert and the way of the weasel

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                                        Get her a t-shirt[^]. Kevin

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                                        • S Shaun Wilde

                                          http://www.vnunet.com/quiz/geeko.jsp[^] Enjoy :)

                                          Stupidity dies. The end of future offspring. Evolution wins. - A Darwin Awards Haiku

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                                          Atlantys
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                                          Should I be proud or not??? X| X| You're pretty much a nerd, sure enough. So if that's what you wanted to hear, well done, ish. I mean you're a "kind-of" geek, but definitely not gifted. Either you're a hard worker who's as thick as two short sales executives, or you just can't be bothered with detail. Whichever, you're a loser. That's why I ramble so much. If you're short and quotable, there's a much greater danger of ending up in a sig. [Christopher Duncan on how to prevent yourself from ending up in a sig]

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