I WAS going to change careers and become a prostitue

[Lost User]

But I couldn't be fucked

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[chethu665]

You can always do the Job :)

"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal

[Dalek Dave]

Maxxx, you are a prostitute. We all are, we sell our bodies and souls for money and those who pay try to screw us.

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[wolfbinary]

So then why do we accept this system when it's human derived?

That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_

[fjdiewornncalwe]

You haven't been in the right penal institution then.

I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

[fjdiewornncalwe]

Because we all want a warm house and food on our tables.

I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

[R Giskard Reventlov]

Dalek Dave wrote:

We all are, we sell our bodies and souls for money and those who pay try to screw us.

I had a boss a few years back who called me a 'bombastic, confrontational, mercenary bastard'. I've never been prouder. :-)

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

[wolfbinary]

There's more then one way to get something as you should know well.

That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_

[Lost User]

Whore you kidding? (sounds funnier if you pronounce it a la Geordie)

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[Lost User]

Dalek Dave wrote:

Maxxx, you are a prostitute.

Bugger - I didn't think you'd recognised me! It was dark, the streetlight was off.... Must say, you do have a nice motor, though :)

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[thatraja]

Dalek Dave wrote:

We all are, we sell our bodies and souls for money and those who pay try to screw us.

Pretty woman![^] :rolleyes:

thatraja

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[_Damian S_]

digital man wrote:

'bombastic, confrontational, mercenary bastard'

Oh man, I wish I could 5 that!!

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[RobCroll]

Anal retentive == programmer? When you get your first John just think about compiling without exceptions or warnings.

"You get that on the big jobs."