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I WAS going to change careers and become a prostitue

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    But I couldn't be fucked

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    Dalek Dave
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    Maxxx, you are a prostitute. We all are, we sell our bodies and souls for money and those who pay try to screw us.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Maxxx, you are a prostitute. We all are, we sell our bodies and souls for money and those who pay try to screw us.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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      wolfbinary
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      So then why do we accept this system when it's human derived?

      That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_

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      • L Lost User

        But I couldn't be fucked

        ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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        fjdiewornncalwe
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        You haven't been in the right penal institution then.

        I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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          So then why do we accept this system when it's human derived?

          That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_

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          fjdiewornncalwe
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          Because we all want a warm house and food on our tables.

          I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Maxxx, you are a prostitute. We all are, we sell our bodies and souls for money and those who pay try to screw us.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            R Giskard Reventlov
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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            We all are, we sell our bodies and souls for money and those who pay try to screw us.

            I had a boss a few years back who called me a 'bombastic, confrontational, mercenary bastard'. I've never been prouder. :-)

            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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            • F fjdiewornncalwe

              Because we all want a warm house and food on our tables.

              I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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              wolfbinary
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              There's more then one way to get something as you should know well.

              That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_

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              • D Dalek Dave

                Maxxx, you are a prostitute. We all are, we sell our bodies and souls for money and those who pay try to screw us.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                Lost User
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                Whore you kidding? (sounds funnier if you pronounce it a la Geordie)

                ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Maxxx, you are a prostitute. We all are, we sell our bodies and souls for money and those who pay try to screw us.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                  Lost User
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                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  Maxxx, you are a prostitute.

                  Bugger - I didn't think you'd recognised me! It was dark, the streetlight was off.... Must say, you do have a nice motor, though :)

                  ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    Maxxx, you are a prostitute. We all are, we sell our bodies and souls for money and those who pay try to screw us.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                    thatraja
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                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                    We all are, we sell our bodies and souls for money and those who pay try to screw us.

                    Pretty woman![^] :rolleyes:

                    thatraja


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                    • R R Giskard Reventlov

                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      We all are, we sell our bodies and souls for money and those who pay try to screw us.

                      I had a boss a few years back who called me a 'bombastic, confrontational, mercenary bastard'. I've never been prouder. :-)

                      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                      _Damian S_
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                      digital man wrote:

                      'bombastic, confrontational, mercenary bastard'

                      Oh man, I wish I could 5 that!!

                      Reminiscing just isn't what it used to be!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                      • L Lost User

                        But I couldn't be fucked

                        ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                        RobCroll
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                        Anal retentive == programmer? When you get your first John just think about compiling without exceptions or warnings.

                        "You get that on the big jobs."

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