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  • R Rajesh R Subramanian

    You gave the landlord guy what he deserved. I think he must have felt like crap to have his fragile ego shattered by a tea cup. :laugh:

    "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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    AspDotNetDev
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    Indeed. Now I know why some women are so manipulative. Broken egos can hurt more than broken bones. :)

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      One of our neighbours vacated recently, and someone new moved into their apartment. There is a guy, his wife, and a newly born kid. It however appears that the lady is a complete asshole. My sister is at my home for this week, and her 1 year old child was sleeping in the main hall in a cradle. Suddenly, there was a very huge noise, and everyone at home was shocked. The baby woke up crying, and cried in an inconsolable manner for 15 minutes or so as it was extremely scared. We've a common passage, which is about 6 foot wide. The source of the noise was my steel door having been slammed onto the wall by the whore neighbour. She explained to my sister that because the door was occupying some of the common passage area, she slammed it close. The slut has also told that she couldn't care about any child sleeping or being scared. Fortunately for her, neither me, my father, or my sister's husband were at home when this happened (my father and brother in law are very nice and patient people, but I REALLY am not tolerant of shit like this). When I came back home from the gym, my sister told this to me. I called up the building manager and told him what happened. I've politely informed the manager that if anything like this happens again, I'll go to the new and friendly neighbours home, drag the guy out and beat him until I see his bodily fluids come out of his mouth and other orifices. But for now, I'll try to be peaceful and take this through the society (that manages the building activities). And for both his and my sake, I hope that he could manage to convince his wife to behave herself, or that the mentally ill whore dies, or that gets admitted into an asylum. If none of that happens, it's going to be a rough ride for him. [Added] I'm sorry about the swearing. I don't have much place else to rant, and it's not a good thing to come home and see everyone being upset, and a little baby completely confused and panicked.

      "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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      Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

      I'll go to the new and friendly neighbours home, drag the guy out and beat him until I see his bodily fluids come out of his mouth and other orifices.

      :laugh: :laugh: that shows the anger and frustration!

      People with high attitude deserve the standing ovation of our highest finger!

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        Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

        I'll go to the new and friendly neighbours home, drag the guy out and beat him until I see his bodily fluids come out of his mouth and other orifices.

        :laugh: :laugh: that shows the anger and frustration!

        People with high attitude deserve the standing ovation of our highest finger!

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        Rajesh R Subramanian
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        Well, what were you expecting? :) I've a life to live, work to do, and have some other odd stuff to sort out. I don't have time to deal with crap like this. If someone does have an attitude cheap enough to disturb the peaceful life of others, they deserve to be treated VERY roughly. And I'll give it to them without fail, and in a way that they'll remember for a long time.

        "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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        • R Rajesh R Subramanian

          Well, what were you expecting? :) I've a life to live, work to do, and have some other odd stuff to sort out. I don't have time to deal with crap like this. If someone does have an attitude cheap enough to disturb the peaceful life of others, they deserve to be treated VERY roughly. And I'll give it to them without fail, and in a way that they'll remember for a long time.

          "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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          Attitude yes, my signature says something about it! :-D

          People with high attitude deserve the standing ovation of our highest finger!

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            Attitude yes, my signature says something about it! :-D

            People with high attitude deserve the standing ovation of our highest finger!

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            Rajesh R Subramanian
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            It's not going to be a finger here. They deserve to have a blanket wrapped around their head from behind and be beaten black and blue, and thrown into a garbage chute while unconscious. They will then pack away from this society in panic and fear, back to their village.

            "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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            • R Rajesh R Subramanian

              It's not going to be a finger here. They deserve to have a blanket wrapped around their head from behind and be beaten black and blue, and thrown into a garbage chute while unconscious. They will then pack away from this society in panic and fear, back to their village.

              "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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              :laugh: :laugh:

              People with high attitude deserve the standing ovation of our highest finger!

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              • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                One of our neighbours vacated recently, and someone new moved into their apartment. There is a guy, his wife, and a newly born kid. It however appears that the lady is a complete asshole. My sister is at my home for this week, and her 1 year old child was sleeping in the main hall in a cradle. Suddenly, there was a very huge noise, and everyone at home was shocked. The baby woke up crying, and cried in an inconsolable manner for 15 minutes or so as it was extremely scared. We've a common passage, which is about 6 foot wide. The source of the noise was my steel door having been slammed onto the wall by the whore neighbour. She explained to my sister that because the door was occupying some of the common passage area, she slammed it close. The slut has also told that she couldn't care about any child sleeping or being scared. Fortunately for her, neither me, my father, or my sister's husband were at home when this happened (my father and brother in law are very nice and patient people, but I REALLY am not tolerant of shit like this). When I came back home from the gym, my sister told this to me. I called up the building manager and told him what happened. I've politely informed the manager that if anything like this happens again, I'll go to the new and friendly neighbours home, drag the guy out and beat him until I see his bodily fluids come out of his mouth and other orifices. But for now, I'll try to be peaceful and take this through the society (that manages the building activities). And for both his and my sake, I hope that he could manage to convince his wife to behave herself, or that the mentally ill whore dies, or that gets admitted into an asylum. If none of that happens, it's going to be a rough ride for him. [Added] I'm sorry about the swearing. I don't have much place else to rant, and it's not a good thing to come home and see everyone being upset, and a little baby completely confused and panicked.

                "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

                modified on Friday, February 25, 2011 12:46 PM

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                Enhance your calm. This person is clearly not worth it. BTW, in the US 'twat' is a synonym for a word beginning with 'c'. Although I guess it fits, too. :) p.s. Have you sent her address and particulars to JSOP?

                Best wishes, Hans


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                • A AspDotNetDev

                  Indeed. Now I know why some women are so manipulative. Broken egos can hurt more than broken bones. :)

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                  AspDotNetDev wrote:

                  women are so manipulative

                  says it all!!!

                  "If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams "Let me get this straight. You know her. She knows you. But she wants to eat him. And everybody's okay with this?"

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                  • H Hans Dietrich

                    Enhance your calm. This person is clearly not worth it. BTW, in the US 'twat' is a synonym for a word beginning with 'c'. Although I guess it fits, too. :) p.s. Have you sent her address and particulars to JSOP?

                    Best wishes, Hans


                    [Hans Dietrich Software]

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                    Rajesh R Subramanian
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                    Hans Dietrich wrote:

                    BTW, in the US 'twat' is a synonym for a word beginning with 'c'. Although I guess it fits, too. Smile

                    Well, both words could begin with C. But like you say, either one is a fit. :)

                    Hans Dietrich wrote:

                    p.s. Have you sent her address and particulars to JSOP?

                    You bet I want to. :)

                    "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                    • A AspDotNetDev

                      You're lucky I'm not as angry of a person as you, or I'd be very upset that you just swore so much in front of my kid sister. :rolleyes: EDIT

                      Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

                      I don't have much place else to rant

                      The Soapbox?

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                      modified on Friday, February 25, 2011 12:54 PM

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                      AspDotNetDev wrote:

                      The Soapbox?

                      So he can use the contents of said box to clean out his mouth afterwards... ?

                      I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                      • H Hans Dietrich

                        Enhance your calm. This person is clearly not worth it. BTW, in the US 'twat' is a synonym for a word beginning with 'c'. Although I guess it fits, too. :) p.s. Have you sent her address and particulars to JSOP?

                        Best wishes, Hans


                        [Hans Dietrich Software]

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                        Traveling Wave Amplifier Tube Ah, the good ol' SATCOM days. :)

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                        • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                          One of our neighbours vacated recently, and someone new moved into their apartment. There is a guy, his wife, and a newly born kid. It however appears that the lady is a complete asshole. My sister is at my home for this week, and her 1 year old child was sleeping in the main hall in a cradle. Suddenly, there was a very huge noise, and everyone at home was shocked. The baby woke up crying, and cried in an inconsolable manner for 15 minutes or so as it was extremely scared. We've a common passage, which is about 6 foot wide. The source of the noise was my steel door having been slammed onto the wall by the whore neighbour. She explained to my sister that because the door was occupying some of the common passage area, she slammed it close. The slut has also told that she couldn't care about any child sleeping or being scared. Fortunately for her, neither me, my father, or my sister's husband were at home when this happened (my father and brother in law are very nice and patient people, but I REALLY am not tolerant of shit like this). When I came back home from the gym, my sister told this to me. I called up the building manager and told him what happened. I've politely informed the manager that if anything like this happens again, I'll go to the new and friendly neighbours home, drag the guy out and beat him until I see his bodily fluids come out of his mouth and other orifices. But for now, I'll try to be peaceful and take this through the society (that manages the building activities). And for both his and my sake, I hope that he could manage to convince his wife to behave herself, or that the mentally ill whore dies, or that gets admitted into an asylum. If none of that happens, it's going to be a rough ride for him. [Added] I'm sorry about the swearing. I don't have much place else to rant, and it's not a good thing to come home and see everyone being upset, and a little baby completely confused and panicked.

                          "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

                          modified on Friday, February 25, 2011 12:46 PM

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                          Don't be sorry, the way I see it you have two options, if the husband comes home, kick the cunt out of him and then advise the slut she's going to watch this over and over again until she learns to respect other people. If like happened to me, there is no husband (14 years ago and I don't hit women even if they deserve it) and in this case it was the 15 year old son making the trouble, so I could punch cunt out of him either, here is what to do. Wait till they go out (I was pissed at the time, but it isn't a requirement, and they had a house not an apartment) then climb there fence and super glue every lock on the house. Hours of fun when they get home, can't get in. know who did it, can't prove it and won't come to my door cause I would have fucked them up big time.

                          Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                            Don't be sorry, the way I see it you have two options, if the husband comes home, kick the cunt out of him and then advise the slut she's going to watch this over and over again until she learns to respect other people. If like happened to me, there is no husband (14 years ago and I don't hit women even if they deserve it) and in this case it was the 15 year old son making the trouble, so I could punch cunt out of him either, here is what to do. Wait till they go out (I was pissed at the time, but it isn't a requirement, and they had a house not an apartment) then climb there fence and super glue every lock on the house. Hours of fun when they get home, can't get in. know who did it, can't prove it and won't come to my door cause I would have fucked them up big time.

                            Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                            Rajesh R Subramanian
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                            Thanks Mick, you're a hero. :)

                            Michael Martin wrote:

                            the way I see it you have two options, if the husband comes home, kick the c*** out of him and then advise the slut she's going to watch this over and over again until she learns to respect other people.

                            That's what I'd be doing if anything similar happens again.

                            "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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