Why our network admin sucks today
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Because he has decided that "Right Clicking" on a desktop or webpage is too much of a security loophole and so he has disabled it in the System Policy. Subsequently it has broke a lot of my apps which has "Right click" menus! He has also decided that the Windows Key is a security risk? :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
No offence meant by my other post: it continues the quote, and shouldn't be taken to imply you are a drooling pervert! I realized after I posted that you might get the wrong idea if you don't know Blackadder Goees Forth... :-O
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
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No offence meant by my other post: it continues the quote, and shouldn't be taken to imply you are a drooling pervert! I realized after I posted that you might get the wrong idea if you don't know Blackadder Goees Forth... :-O
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
Who wouldn't know that? Blackadder is number 3 on my list of "The funniest British humour shows of all times"!!! It's a "must see"! :thumbsup:
I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924 -
Because he has decided that "Right Clicking" on a desktop or webpage is too much of a security loophole and so he has disabled it in the System Policy. Subsequently it has broke a lot of my apps which has "Right click" menus! He has also decided that the Windows Key is a security risk? :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
Ah the Ivory tower syndrome strikes again.
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So everyone who enters the forum has to have his bottom fondled by this drooling pervert? (indicating Capt. Darling)
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
Only when carrying a willy-shaped turnip! My mother had one. It was her favourite turnip...
I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924 -
Who wouldn't know that? Blackadder is number 3 on my list of "The funniest British humour shows of all times"!!! It's a "must see"! :thumbsup:
I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924Number 3; Behind... Python? What else?
Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
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Number 3; Behind... Python? What else?
Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Python and Farty Towels
I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924 -
Only when carrying a willy-shaped turnip! My mother had one. It was her favourite turnip...
I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924A turnip shaped exactly like a thingie? :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
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So everyone who enters the forum has to have his bottom fondled by this drooling pervert? (indicating Capt. Darling)
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
"I mean there is nothing more healthy and normal than having a good chum" (indicating Bob)
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^] -
A turnip shaped exactly like a thingie? :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
Exactly! I on the other hand have a thingie shaped exactly like a turnip! :rolleyes:
I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924 -
No offence meant by my other post: it continues the quote, and shouldn't be taken to imply you are a drooling pervert! I realized after I posted that you might get the wrong idea if you don't know Blackadder Goees Forth... :-O
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
I had a row about security yesterday, my sneering of the word security in that instance put the quote from Melchett in my mind. I know how to fix something that keeps breaking in the testing we are doing at the moment, but am not allowed access. Those with the access are not capable of fixing it. This sort of thing happens a lot.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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I had a row about security yesterday, my sneering of the word security in that instance put the quote from Melchett in my mind. I know how to fix something that keeps breaking in the testing we are doing at the moment, but am not allowed access. Those with the access are not capable of fixing it. This sort of thing happens a lot.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Finance or defence by any chance? :-)
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^] -
No offence meant by my other post: it continues the quote, and shouldn't be taken to imply you are a drooling pervert! I realized after I posted that you might get the wrong idea if you don't know Blackadder Goees Forth... :-O
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
Blackadder: For God's sake, Baldrick, take cover! Baldrick: Why, sir? Blackadder: Because there's an air raid going on! And I don't want to have to write to your mother at London Zoo and tell her that her only human child is dead!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
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Finance or defence by any chance? :-)
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^] -
Because he has decided that "Right Clicking" on a desktop or webpage is too much of a security loophole and so he has disabled it in the System Policy. Subsequently it has broke a lot of my apps which has "Right click" menus! He has also decided that the Windows Key is a security risk? :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
Well, I would have to conclude that that particular network admin is an absolute moron who doesn't really understand what it is he is supposed to be supporting.
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs
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Because he has decided that "Right Clicking" on a desktop or webpage is too much of a security loophole and so he has disabled it in the System Policy. Subsequently it has broke a lot of my apps which has "Right click" menus! He has also decided that the Windows Key is a security risk? :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
Why stop there, in fact the whole keyboard is security risk. I am sure a case can be made for the mouse, USB drives, optical drivers as well. They all need to be disabled. Why stop there, the network admin is the biggest security risk, he needs to be disabled too. ;P
Yusuf May I help you?
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Blackadder: For God's sake, Baldrick, take cover! Baldrick: Why, sir? Blackadder: Because there's an air raid going on! And I don't want to have to write to your mother at London Zoo and tell her that her only human child is dead!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
Edmund: You see, Baldrick, in order to prevent war in Europe, two superblocs developed: us, the French and the Russians on one side, and the Germans and Austro-Hungary on the other. The idea was to have two vast opposing armies, each acting as the other's deterrent. That way there could never be a war. Baldrick: But this is a sort of a war, isn't it, sir? Edmund: Yes, that's right. You see, there was a tiny flaw in the plan. Baldrick: What was that, sir? Edmund: It was bollocks.
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
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Edmund: You see, Baldrick, in order to prevent war in Europe, two superblocs developed: us, the French and the Russians on one side, and the Germans and Austro-Hungary on the other. The idea was to have two vast opposing armies, each acting as the other's deterrent. That way there could never be a war. Baldrick: But this is a sort of a war, isn't it, sir? Edmund: Yes, that's right. You see, there was a tiny flaw in the plan. Baldrick: What was that, sir? Edmund: It was bollocks.
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
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Only when carrying a willy-shaped turnip! My mother had one. It was her favourite turnip...
I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924Hey! I recognize that signature style! It's true. I do, in fact, inspire greatness.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
Hey! I recognize that signature style! It's true. I do, in fact, inspire greatness.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Really? I think I got it on sale... ;)
I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924 -
Hey! I recognize that signature style! It's true. I do, in fact, inspire greatness.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Hey John, I saw your add in the paper[^] the other day... :laugh: No, seriously - would anybody take weapons training from this guy?
I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924
