An effortless joke... [modified]

musefan

...for the "too busy to think" people. Knock knock Who’s there? Olivia. Olivia who? Olivia, so get out my house! ...this joke is meant to be funny because "Olivia" sounds like "I live here" as in "I live here, so get out my house!" now you may laugh :laugh:

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Lost User · modified on Thursday, March 3, 2011 7:40 AM

Please tell me your geographic location while I call some guys at the airforce who still owe me something...

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Johnny J

His profile says England, so your airforce ought to know the way already... ;P But somehow, I suspect that might not be true, though... (The Location = England part, that is)

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OriginalGriff · modified on Thursday, March 3, 2011 7:40 AM

musefan wrote:

this joke is funny

Wrong!

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

Lost User

From his profile it says England. But i doubt it. I suspect that might not be true

Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

Lost User · modified on Thursday, March 3, 2011 7:40 AM

Worst one. this is not the funny joke.

Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

Johnny J

Let's get the ultimate verdict: Ask JSOP - If he doesn't think it's funny, then it isn't! :-D

I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

musefan

:laugh: P.S My location is correct

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musefan

Why would it not be true? 1. I am clearly a fan of an English born band 2. My previous post joke (which has apparently annoyed people) is based on a popular board game here in England 3. My location says "England"

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OriginalGriff

I don' neeeeeed no stiiiinkin' outlaw to tell meeee what eeees funneeee, gringo! :laugh:

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

Michael Schubert · modified on Thursday, March 3, 2011 7:40 AM

I hope you are aware that you can sue your pharmacist for screwing up your medication.

Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

Roger Allen · modified on Thursday, March 3, 2011 7:40 AM

How can they get out of your house as they are clearly outside it? This joke does not make semantic sense. ;P

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musefan

ok, I fixed it

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Lost User

musefan wrote:

1. I am clearly a fan of an English born band

It could be that you like to ponder.

Johnny J

musefan wrote:

P.S My location is correct

Really? If you're English then answer me this: What's a spotted dick? 1) What you get after a saturday night on the town with DD 2) The nickname for the pitcher at the local cricket match 3) Some disgusting sponge cake type of desert 4) All of the above

I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

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Michael Schubert

Ramalinga Koushik wrote:

Most people never run far enough on their first wind

Ramalinga Koushik wrote:

you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you

Still fond of the farting signature? :-D

Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

Lost User · modified on Thursday, March 3, 2011 7:48 AM

Even I know that: 1) probably, but let's not get personal 2) no 3) of course, also known as Filled Dick, right? 4) no

"I have what could be described as the most wide-open sense of humor on the site, and if I don't think something is funny, then it really isn't." - JSOC, 2011 -----
"Friar Modest never was a prior" - Italian proverb

Johnny J

Nope, sorry - it still sucks!

I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

musefan · modified on Thursday, March 3, 2011 7:48 AM

Johnny J. wrote:

What's a spotted dick?

pudding

Johnny J. wrote:

What I get after a saturday night on the town with DD

perhaps a Kebab? I said I was English, not a stalker

Johnny J. wrote:

The nickname for the pitcher at the local cricket match

I will go with Pint on this one, those usually pitchers are for cocktails IME (and I don't follow cricket, or baseball as I assume you where suggesting)

Johnny J. wrote:

Some disgusting sponge cake type of desert

Surely you can't mean sticky-toffee or syrup sponge? it's just soooo nice with custard

Johnny J. wrote:

All of the above

oh... now I see lol I will go with 3 then

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Lost User

Times have changed. In England they fly the same planes as we do nowadays. I think this can be delegated.

"I have what could be described as the most wide-open sense of humor on the site, and if I don't think something is funny, then it really isn't." - JSOC, 2011 -----
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