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  • A AspDotNetDev

    I was recently at a Chik-fil-a and they asked my name so they could call it out when my order was ready. I told them it was Rumpelstiltskin. It led to much hilarity. Next time somebody asks for my name, I want to tell them Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat. :)

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    Wendelius
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    That's hilarious! I'll try it the next time I order pizza...

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      That's hilarious! I'll try it the next time I order pizza...

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      AspDotNetDev
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      I also want to try the name, Beetlejuice. Of course, I would only respond after they said it three times. :-D

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      • A AspDotNetDev

        I also want to try the name, Beetlejuice. Of course, I would only respond after they said it three times. :-D

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        That's one I've never had the chance to see but obviously I'm missing something... big time!

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        • H Henry Minute

          I have just eaten a whole KFC Family Bucket, all to myself. Mnom nom. All I have to do now is figure out what to do with 6 chicken pieces, 3 fries, a tub of beans and one of coleslaw.

          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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          Todd Smith
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          Is this you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYLpxV288d0[^]

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          • A AspDotNetDev

            I also want to try the name, Beetlejuice. Of course, I would only respond after they said it three times. :-D

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            Soulus83
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            AspDotNetDev wrote:

            Beetlejuice.

            Oh my, the best years of Winona!!! :cool:

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            • T Todd Smith

              Is this you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYLpxV288d0[^]

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              Henry Minute
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              Couldn't be me. Wrong neighbourhood.

              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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              • H Henry Minute

                I have just eaten a whole KFC Family Bucket, all to myself. Mnom nom. All I have to do now is figure out what to do with 6 chicken pieces, 3 fries, a tub of beans and one of coleslaw.

                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                Dalek Dave
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                Couple of thighs and a greasy box?

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Couple of thighs and a greasy box?

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                  Henry Minute
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                  Just the box.

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                    Just the box.

                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    When Colonel Sanders died he was cremated. But not before he was coated in a special blend of 13 herbs and spices.

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                    • H Henry Minute

                      I have just eaten a whole KFC Family Bucket, all to myself. Mnom nom. All I have to do now is figure out what to do with 6 chicken pieces, 3 fries, a tub of beans and one of coleslaw.

                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                      Mike Hankey
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                      The carton is the best part of KFC.

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                      • M Mike Hankey

                        The carton is the best part of KFC.

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        The chilli sauce is ok, but the rest sucks.

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                          The chilli sauce is ok, but the rest sucks.

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                          Mike Hankey
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                          I'll go in to use the rest rooms if I'm desperate.

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                          • H Henry Minute

                            I have just eaten a whole KFC Family Bucket, all to myself. Mnom nom. All I have to do now is figure out what to do with 6 chicken pieces, 3 fries, a tub of beans and one of coleslaw.

                            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                            Henry Minute wrote:

                            figure out what to do with 6 chicken pieces, 3 fries, a tub of beans and one of coleslaw.

                            Give them to the paramedics who come for the heart attack :-D


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                            • H Henry Minute

                              I have just eaten a whole KFC Family Bucket, all to myself. Mnom nom. All I have to do now is figure out what to do with 6 chicken pieces, 3 fries, a tub of beans and one of coleslaw.

                              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                              Phil Martin
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                              Will it blend (tm) ?

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                              • M Mike Hankey

                                I'll go in to use the rest rooms if I'm desperate.

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                                Lost User
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                                :laugh:

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                                • H Henry Minute

                                  I have just eaten a whole KFC Family Bucket, all to myself. Mnom nom. All I have to do now is figure out what to do with 6 chicken pieces, 3 fries, a tub of beans and one of coleslaw.

                                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                                  Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                  Even the thought of eating so much junk food makes me feel nauseous. X|

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                                  • H Henry Minute

                                    I have just eaten a whole KFC Family Bucket, all to myself. Mnom nom. All I have to do now is figure out what to do with 6 chicken pieces, 3 fries, a tub of beans and one of coleslaw.

                                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                                    Gary R Wheeler
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                                    Did that bucket come with a portable defribillator in the lid?

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                                    • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                                      Even the thought of eating so much junk food makes me feel nauseous. X|

                                      "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                                      Henry Minute
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                                      When did good wholesome waxed cardboard become junk food?

                                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                                      • H Henry Minute

                                        When did good wholesome waxed cardboard become junk food?

                                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                                        Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                        Henry Minute wrote:

                                        When did good wholesome waxed cardboard become junk food?

                                        Since I don't eat meat, I've never eaten at KFC. I've tried other 'fast food' chains, and with that experience, I've developed a preconvinced notion that McDonalds, burger king, KFC, and other such places ONLY sell junk food. If KFC did have a range where they use the likes of wholesome wheat, olive oils, and the kind, then that might be OK to eat. However, I still am a big fan of DIY. Dinner tonight was bitter gourd cooked in quite a complex amalgam of spices with tomato, onion, and garlic. And there was this boondi raita too, which came out just perfect. Rotis were served along. :)

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                                        • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                                          Henry Minute wrote:

                                          When did good wholesome waxed cardboard become junk food?

                                          Since I don't eat meat, I've never eaten at KFC. I've tried other 'fast food' chains, and with that experience, I've developed a preconvinced notion that McDonalds, burger king, KFC, and other such places ONLY sell junk food. If KFC did have a range where they use the likes of wholesome wheat, olive oils, and the kind, then that might be OK to eat. However, I still am a big fan of DIY. Dinner tonight was bitter gourd cooked in quite a complex amalgam of spices with tomato, onion, and garlic. And there was this boondi raita too, which came out just perfect. Rotis were served along. :)

                                          "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                                          Henry Minute
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                                          I think you might have missed the point of my post. I was saying that I ate the container and threw away the contents. :) Your meal sounds nice.

                                          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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