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    Rico_
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    A third grade teacher came in to the room one day and found a drawing of a p*nis on the blackboard. She suspiciously looked at her students but didn't say anything. Instead, she rubbed it off. The next day, she came in and saw another drawing of an even bigger p*nis on the board. She frowns and rubs it off. The third day, she came in and saw another p*nis drawn on the board. This time, it's huge, covering up almost half of the space. She couldn't take it anymore so she screams out to the room full of noisy children, Why do you kids like drawing this p*nis on the board? And why is it getting bigger each day? Little Johnny then screams out back to her, "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets."

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      A third grade teacher came in to the room one day and found a drawing of a p*nis on the blackboard. She suspiciously looked at her students but didn't say anything. Instead, she rubbed it off. The next day, she came in and saw another drawing of an even bigger p*nis on the board. She frowns and rubs it off. The third day, she came in and saw another p*nis drawn on the board. This time, it's huge, covering up almost half of the space. She couldn't take it anymore so she screams out to the room full of noisy children, Why do you kids like drawing this p*nis on the board? And why is it getting bigger each day? Little Johnny then screams out back to her, "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets."

      modified on Monday, March 7, 2011 10:48 AM

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      Johnny J
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      Riccardo Moodley wrote:

      Little Johnny then screams out back to her, "The more you rub
      it, the bigger it gets."

      I NEVER DID ANY SUCH THING!!! :omg:

      Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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      Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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      Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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      Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, 1924

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        A third grade teacher came in to the room one day and found a drawing of a p*nis on the blackboard. She suspiciously looked at her students but didn't say anything. Instead, she rubbed it off. The next day, she came in and saw another drawing of an even bigger p*nis on the board. She frowns and rubs it off. The third day, she came in and saw another p*nis drawn on the board. This time, it's huge, covering up almost half of the space. She couldn't take it anymore so she screams out to the room full of noisy children, Why do you kids like drawing this p*nis on the board? And why is it getting bigger each day? Little Johnny then screams out back to her, "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets."

        modified on Monday, March 7, 2011 10:48 AM

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        JacquesDP
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        :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Although you might get nailed on the KSS rule

        No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

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          Riccardo Moodley wrote:

          Little Johnny then screams out back to her, "The more you rub
          it, the bigger it gets."

          I NEVER DID ANY SUCH THING!!! :omg:

          Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
          -----
          Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
          -----
          Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
          -----
          Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, 1924

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          fjdiewornncalwe
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          This post tends to indicate otherwise.

          I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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            Riccardo Moodley wrote:

            Little Johnny then screams out back to her, "The more you rub
            it, the bigger it gets."

            I NEVER DID ANY SUCH THING!!! :omg:

            Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
            -----
            Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
            -----
            Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
            -----
            Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, 1924

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            Bassam Abdul Baki
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            Back to the drawing board for you.

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              Back to the drawing board for you.

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              Dalek Dave
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              He could chalk that up to experience.

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                He could chalk that up to experience.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                Bassam Abdul Baki
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                Only once the dust settles and he's learned something.

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                • R Rico_

                  A third grade teacher came in to the room one day and found a drawing of a p*nis on the blackboard. She suspiciously looked at her students but didn't say anything. Instead, she rubbed it off. The next day, she came in and saw another drawing of an even bigger p*nis on the board. She frowns and rubs it off. The third day, she came in and saw another p*nis drawn on the board. This time, it's huge, covering up almost half of the space. She couldn't take it anymore so she screams out to the room full of noisy children, Why do you kids like drawing this p*nis on the board? And why is it getting bigger each day? Little Johnny then screams out back to her, "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets."

                  modified on Monday, March 7, 2011 10:48 AM

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                  Lost User
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                  We had a spate of cocks drawn on white boards, now our new employment contracts specifically ban drawing sexual imagery on company property.

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                  • J Johnny J

                    Riccardo Moodley wrote:

                    Little Johnny then screams out back to her, "The more you rub
                    it, the bigger it gets."

                    I NEVER DID ANY SUCH THING!!! :omg:

                    Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
                    -----
                    Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
                    -----
                    Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                    -----
                    Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, 1924

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                    thatraja
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                    You must been when you were young. :rolleyes:

                    thatraja


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                    • J Johnny J

                      Riccardo Moodley wrote:

                      Little Johnny then screams out back to her, "The more you rub
                      it, the bigger it gets."

                      I NEVER DID ANY SUCH THING!!! :omg:

                      Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
                      -----
                      Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
                      -----
                      Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                      -----
                      Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, 1924

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                      Sandesh M Patil
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                      :laugh: So you are the chosen one?

                      Cheers,
                      SMP

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