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    :((

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    Steven J Jowett
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    I've just fallen off my desk, whilst performing an hand-stand, and broken my leg. I will now be making a compensation claim against PompeyBoy, because I'm too stupid to take responibility for myself. See you in court, sucker ;P

    Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.

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      I've just fallen off my desk, whilst performing an hand-stand, and broken my leg. I will now be making a compensation claim against PompeyBoy, because I'm too stupid to take responibility for myself. See you in court, sucker ;P

      Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.

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      Steven J Jowett wrote:

      responibility

      Steven J Jowett wrote:

      an hand-stand

      Your time will be much better served sueing your English Teacher.

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        Steven J Jowett wrote:

        responibility

        Steven J Jowett wrote:

        an hand-stand

        Your time will be much better served sueing your English Teacher.

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        True, it should of course be: an 'andstand :)

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          Steven J Jowett wrote:

          responibility

          Steven J Jowett wrote:

          an hand-stand

          Your time will be much better served sueing your English Teacher.

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          PompeyBoy3 wrote:

          served sueing your English Teacher

          Maybe you should consider it as well: "suing"[^]

          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            PompeyBoy3 wrote:

            served sueing your English Teacher

            Maybe you should consider it as well: "suing"[^]

            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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            I didn't have an English teacher called Sue. I did have one who told a group of GCSE students that she was still a virgin in her late thirties because she had fallen in love with a character in a novel when she was in her teens and no man had been able to take her affections since. She thought this would inspire the class as to the power of literature. It had a rather different effect.

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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              PompeyBoy3 wrote:

              served sueing your English Teacher

              Maybe you should consider it as well: "suing"[^]

              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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              TheyCallMeMrJames
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              I literally heard that 'snap'.

              My Latest: Google Maps in ASP.NET MVC 3 with Razor Tech blog: They Call me Mister James

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                I didn't have an English teacher called Sue. I did have one who told a group of GCSE students that she was still a virgin in her late thirties because she had fallen in love with a character in a novel when she was in her teens and no man had been able to take her affections since. She thought this would inspire the class as to the power of literature. It had a rather different effect.

                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                OriginalGriff
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                I did - Art Teacher. The reason I remember her so well (apart from the obvious, given my proximity to puberty at the time) was that she accidentally punched me in the face, and split the back of her hand open on my teeth...

                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  :((

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                  Mike Hankey
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                  Just turn your monitor over. :)

                  If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^] JaxCoder.com[^]WinHeist - Windows Electronic Inventory SysTem

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                    :((

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                    thatraja
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                    Hey Richard, I have created a Tip/Trick[^] just now for the same kind of thing. Thank you. :)

                    thatraja


                    **My Tip/Tricks
                    My Dad had a Heart Attack on this day so don't...
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                      :((

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                      TweakBird
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                      :laugh: :laugh: :thumbsup:

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