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Damn Luke, did your sister eat Jabba?

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    wizardzz
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    Hope it's not a repost, but I saw in a commercial today that Princess Leia is going to try to get back into Tatooine shape. I didn't realize she had let herself go so much in the last couple of years (she was skinny in '07) http://www.jennycraig.com/carrie[^]

    "Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!" — Hunter S. Thompson

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      Hope it's not a repost, but I saw in a commercial today that Princess Leia is going to try to get back into Tatooine shape. I didn't realize she had let herself go so much in the last couple of years (she was skinny in '07) http://www.jennycraig.com/carrie[^]

      "Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!" — Hunter S. Thompson

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      Steve Mayfield
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      I dare say, most of us looked way better 30 years ago...(SW: ESB came out in 1980)

      Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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        Hope it's not a repost, but I saw in a commercial today that Princess Leia is going to try to get back into Tatooine shape. I didn't realize she had let herself go so much in the last couple of years (she was skinny in '07) http://www.jennycraig.com/carrie[^]

        "Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!" — Hunter S. Thompson

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        Fat chicks need loving too. ;P

        "I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." Einstein "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." Mark Twain

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          Hope it's not a repost, but I saw in a commercial today that Princess Leia is going to try to get back into Tatooine shape. I didn't realize she had let herself go so much in the last couple of years (she was skinny in '07) http://www.jennycraig.com/carrie[^]

          "Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!" — Hunter S. Thompson

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          Gregory Gadow
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          Carrie Fisher looks exactly like what she is: a middle aged woman who has successfully survived addiction and tragedy. You don't need to be a size 2 to be beautiful.

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            Carrie Fisher looks exactly like what she is: a middle aged woman who has successfully survived addiction and tragedy. You don't need to be a size 2 to be beautiful.

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            TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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            Gregory.Gadow wrote:

            You don't need to be a size 2 to be beautiful.

            Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

            "If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams "Let me get this straight. You know her. She knows you. But she wants to eat him. And everybody's okay with this?" - Timon

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              I dare say, most of us looked way better 30 years ago...(SW: ESB came out in 1980)

              Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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              QuiJohn
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              Steve Mayfield wrote:

              I dare say, most of us looked way better 30 years ago...(SW: ESB came out in 1980)

              I looked like a 6 year old.


              He said, "Boy I'm just old and lonely, But thank you for your concern, Here's wishing you a Happy New Year." I wished him one back in return.

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                Gregory.Gadow wrote:

                You don't need to be a size 2 to be beautiful.

                Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

                "If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams "Let me get this straight. You know her. She knows you. But she wants to eat him. And everybody's okay with this?" - Timon

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                ahmed zahmed wrote:

                Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.

                FTFY

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                  Carrie Fisher looks exactly like what she is: a middle aged woman who has successfully survived addiction and tragedy. You don't need to be a size 2 to be beautiful.

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                  Gregory.Gadow wrote:

                  You don't need to be a size 2 to be beautiful.

                  ...but it helps not to be a size 22.

                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                    Carrie Fisher looks exactly like what she is: a middle aged woman who has successfully survived addiction and tragedy. You don't need to be a size 2 to be beautiful.

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                    realJSOP
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                    My ex-wife is so fat, her clothes are all made by Coleman. Silver lining - she gets a free camp stove everytime she buys a new tent dress.

                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                    • G Gregory Gadow

                      Carrie Fisher looks exactly like what she is: a middle aged woman who has successfully survived addiction and tragedy. You don't need to be a size 2 to be beautiful.

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                      It helps though

                      Just racking up the postings

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                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                        My ex-wife is so fat, her clothes are all made by Coleman. Silver lining - she gets a free camp stove everytime she buys a new tent dress.

                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                        She wheels her wheelbarrow Through streets that are narrow Her barrow is narrow Her hips are too wide. So where ever she wheels it The neighborhood feels it Her girdle keeps scraping The homes on each side. In Dublin's fair city Where girls are so pretty My Molly stands out 'Cause she weight 18 stone. I don't mind her fat... but It's not only that... but She's cock-eyed and muscle-bound Molly Malone

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                          She wheels her wheelbarrow Through streets that are narrow Her barrow is narrow Her hips are too wide. So where ever she wheels it The neighborhood feels it Her girdle keeps scraping The homes on each side. In Dublin's fair city Where girls are so pretty My Molly stands out 'Cause she weight 18 stone. I don't mind her fat... but It's not only that... but She's cock-eyed and muscle-bound Molly Malone

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                          realJSOP
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                          Hey! I know that tune! :)

                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                          • realJSOPR realJSOP

                            Hey! I know that tune! :)

                            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                            I thought that you might. ;P

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