BJOTD

[R tsumami]

What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grains

saru mo ki kara ochiru (even monkeys fall from trees) Usualy i'm that monkey. If you want an intelligent answer, Don't ask me. To understand Recursion, you must first understand Recursion.

[Johnny J]

Stop it - my supply of 1's are running out... ;P (Actually I didn't univote any of the BJ's - just kidding)

Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, 1924

[Lost User]

Are you an outlaw commedian?

"I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011

[Johnny J]

Nah, then I would be the ultimate judge of what's fun and not - I don't possess any such powers, I'm afraid... :-D

Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, 1924

[R tsumami]

Then you might have a problem, I have far worse jokes then this. To bad most of them arn't realy KS friendly.

saru mo ki kara ochiru (even monkeys fall from trees) Usualy i'm that monkey. If you want an intelligent answer, Don't ask me. To understand Recursion, you must first understand Recursion.

[Smithers Jones]

What do string theorist zombies eat? Branes. (See here[^].)

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

[Henry Minute]

There is no such thing as a vegetarian zombie. Only lapsed vegetarian zombies. I should know, I was married to one!

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.