THINGS ONLY A MOM CAN TEACH
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My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION ... "Just wait until your father gets home." My Mother taught me about RECEIVING ... "You are going to get it when we get home!" My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE ... "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you ... Don't talk back to me!" My Mother taught me LOGIC ... "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE ... "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD ... "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get good job." My Mother taught me ESP ... "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?" My Mother taught me HUMOR ... "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT... "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." My Mother taught me about SEX ... "How do you think you got here?" My Mother taught me about GENETICS ... "You're just like your father." My Mother taught me about my ROOTS ... "Do you think you were born in a barn?" My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE ... "When you get to be my age, you will understand." And my all time favorite... JUSTICE... "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you'll see what it's like."
Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.
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My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION ... "Just wait until your father gets home." My Mother taught me about RECEIVING ... "You are going to get it when we get home!" My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE ... "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you ... Don't talk back to me!" My Mother taught me LOGIC ... "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE ... "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD ... "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get good job." My Mother taught me ESP ... "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?" My Mother taught me HUMOR ... "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT... "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." My Mother taught me about SEX ... "How do you think you got here?" My Mother taught me about GENETICS ... "You're just like your father." My Mother taught me about my ROOTS ... "Do you think you were born in a barn?" My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE ... "When you get to be my age, you will understand." And my all time favorite... JUSTICE... "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you'll see what it's like."
Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.
Moms are awesome, especially when it's your best friend's super hot mom.
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION ... "Just wait until your father gets home." My Mother taught me about RECEIVING ... "You are going to get it when we get home!" My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE ... "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you ... Don't talk back to me!" My Mother taught me LOGIC ... "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE ... "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD ... "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get good job." My Mother taught me ESP ... "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?" My Mother taught me HUMOR ... "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT... "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." My Mother taught me about SEX ... "How do you think you got here?" My Mother taught me about GENETICS ... "You're just like your father." My Mother taught me about my ROOTS ... "Do you think you were born in a barn?" My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE ... "When you get to be my age, you will understand." And my all time favorite... JUSTICE... "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you'll see what it's like."
Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.
Why you posted here. Anyway 5!
Cheers,
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Moms are awesome, especially when it's your best friend's super hot mom.
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
Cougar hunting? Thats the dream of every teenager I think ;)
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Moms are awesome, especially when it's your best friend's super hot mom.
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
Marcus Kramer wrote:
Moms are awesome
Exactly.
Marcus Kramer wrote:
best friend's super hot mom
So only i posted it in Soapbox.
Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.
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Why you posted here. Anyway 5!
Cheers,
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Find a column name within SQL databaseIt is safe to post it here instead of Lounge. Some one has kissed you with one. Countered with 5. Thanks for your 5 too.
Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.
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Cougar hunting? Thats the dream of every teenager I think ;)