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    Mike Hankey
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    A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?" So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide ?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

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    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

      A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?" So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide ?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

      Semper Fi http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^]
      www.jaxcoder.com[^] WinHeist - Windows Electronic Inventory SysTem

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      Dalek Dave
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      I am stealing that one!

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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      • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

        A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?" So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide ?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

        Semper Fi http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^]
        www.jaxcoder.com[^] WinHeist - Windows Electronic Inventory SysTem

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        Oakman
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        ROFL :thumbsup:

        Where there's sacrifice, there's someone collecting the sacrificial offerings. Where there's service, there is someone being served. The man who speaks to you of sacrifice is speaking of slaves and masters, and intends to be the master. ~ Ayn Rand

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        • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

          A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?" So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide ?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

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          www.jaxcoder.com[^] WinHeist - Windows Electronic Inventory SysTem

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          leonej_dt
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          Bad joke of the day, or biker joke of the day? ;P

          Eduardo León

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            I am stealing that one!

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            Mike Hankey
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            It's all urine! :)

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              Bad joke of the day, or biker joke of the day? ;P

              Eduardo León

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              Mike Hankey
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              Yes!

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              • O Oakman

                ROFL :thumbsup:

                Where there's sacrifice, there's someone collecting the sacrificial offerings. Where there's service, there is someone being served. The man who speaks to you of sacrifice is speaking of slaves and masters, and intends to be the master. ~ Ayn Rand

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                Mike Hankey
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                Whatcha doin in this neck o the woods? :)

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                • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                  Whatcha doin in this neck o the woods? :)

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                  Oakman
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                  I got lost

                  Where there's sacrifice, there's someone collecting the sacrificial offerings. Where there's service, there is someone being served. The man who speaks to you of sacrifice is speaking of slaves and masters, and intends to be the master. ~ Ayn Rand

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                  • O Oakman

                    I got lost

                    Where there's sacrifice, there's someone collecting the sacrificial offerings. Where there's service, there is someone being served. The man who speaks to you of sacrifice is speaking of slaves and masters, and intends to be the master. ~ Ayn Rand

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                    Mike Hankey
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                    :laugh: Thought maybe you were slummin.

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                    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                      :laugh: Thought maybe you were slummin.

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                      Oakman
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                      Mike Hankey wrote:

                      Thought maybe you were slummin.

                      Perish the thought. ;)

                      Where there's sacrifice, there's someone collecting the sacrificial offerings. Where there's service, there is someone being served. The man who speaks to you of sacrifice is speaking of slaves and masters, and intends to be the master. ~ Ayn Rand

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                      • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                        Yes!

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                        leonej_dt
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                        I originally read it as BJ of the day. And J meant something like what the German word "Arbeit" means, as in "Arbeit macht fries". ;P

                        Eduardo León

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                        • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                          A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?" So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide ?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

                          Semper Fi http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^]
                          www.jaxcoder.com[^] WinHeist - Windows Electronic Inventory SysTem

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                          Dan Neely
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                          IF this was intended as a purity test I flunked on the first line when I thought I recognized the joke. :doh:

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