Pop Quiz: So I get this urgent e-mail
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1. Column hidden. 2. Column outside of monitor display side. 3. Column under an always-on-top app. 4. User has one eye closed, thereby not being able too see outside of narrow peripheral vision. 5. User is an idiot. 6. User IS an idiot.
Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:
5. User is an idiot.
bingo! Actually, I think you were all right. The column was not visible because they forgot they moved the columns to the right using the scroll bar. It has come to my attention that they did this on quite a few records, which you would think they would have noticed but alas they did not. To top it off, the manager on the floor didn't catch the problem (or didn't even look).
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They inadvertently clicked the first column, thus resizing it to the width of the control, and hiding the 2nd column as a result... Either that, or they have a piece of paper over the right side of the classes, obstructing their complete vieww of an otherwise normal screen... Or maybe they came back from lunch after utilizing one or more recreational drugs they found buried in their kid's sock drawer...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Or maybe they came back from lunch after utilizing one or more recreational drugs they found buried in their kid's sock drawer
bingo. Winning. Too much Tiger-Blood running through their veins.
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Did you do a search on the internet? :-D
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.
Abhinav S wrote:
Did you do a search on the internet?
No. However, I posted a question about in Q/A and also mentioned it in Bugs & Sugs. :)
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that one of my applications is not working properly and one of the columns is not showing up in one of the datagrid controls. I find out that this is only happening to one person on the floor out of about 30 users. --This is the only info that I am presented with for this problem. Note: This is a small in-house app with a SQL Server Express backend and a Access 2007 front end. It is a very simple app. Off the top of your head, with out further investigation, what do you think is causing the one column not to be visible to this one user? Remember, this user has made a very big deal with this bug/error report and management is hounding me for answers. :)
Crack, lots and lots of crack smoking. Apparently it is mandatory for users to do before starting up any of my apps.
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!" — Hunter S. Thompson
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that one of my applications is not working properly and one of the columns is not showing up in one of the datagrid controls. I find out that this is only happening to one person on the floor out of about 30 users. --This is the only info that I am presented with for this problem. Note: This is a small in-house app with a SQL Server Express backend and a Access 2007 front end. It is a very simple app. Off the top of your head, with out further investigation, what do you think is causing the one column not to be visible to this one user? Remember, this user has made a very big deal with this bug/error report and management is hounding me for answers. :)
As lyrics go, I don't think a lot of them. I'm no good at these sorts of questions anyway so who is it by?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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I hate it when problems appear to "solve themselves".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I hate it when problems appear to "solve themselves".
They seldom solve themselves. Most often they are just hiding, and will reappear at an even less appropriate time. :)
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Please use <PRE> tags for code snippets, they preserve indentation, improve readability, and make me actually look at the code.
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that one of my applications is not working properly and one of the columns is not showing up in one of the datagrid controls. I find out that this is only happening to one person on the floor out of about 30 users. --This is the only info that I am presented with for this problem. Note: This is a small in-house app with a SQL Server Express backend and a Access 2007 front end. It is a very simple app. Off the top of your head, with out further investigation, what do you think is causing the one column not to be visible to this one user? Remember, this user has made a very big deal with this bug/error report and management is hounding me for answers. :)
Sweary-Confucius he say: the bigger the pot of sh*t they stir, the bigger the d*ck they look when you point out the f**king obvious in front of everyone.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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that one of my applications is not working properly and one of the columns is not showing up in one of the datagrid controls. I find out that this is only happening to one person on the floor out of about 30 users. --This is the only info that I am presented with for this problem. Note: This is a small in-house app with a SQL Server Express backend and a Access 2007 front end. It is a very simple app. Off the top of your head, with out further investigation, what do you think is causing the one column not to be visible to this one user? Remember, this user has made a very big deal with this bug/error report and management is hounding me for answers. :)
Everything depends on the amount of soap and water you have, the size of the windows and if you can open them and of course it will mostly depend on the height of the building and the floor # you are working... :rolleyes: Sometimes a small push to "help" the users is needed...
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that one of my applications is not working properly and one of the columns is not showing up in one of the datagrid controls. I find out that this is only happening to one person on the floor out of about 30 users. --This is the only info that I am presented with for this problem. Note: This is a small in-house app with a SQL Server Express backend and a Access 2007 front end. It is a very simple app. Off the top of your head, with out further investigation, what do you think is causing the one column not to be visible to this one user? Remember, this user has made a very big deal with this bug/error report and management is hounding me for answers. :)
Without reading replays... window is too small and (s)he needs to resize it.
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Without reading replays... window is too small and (s)he needs to resize it.
Mladen Jankovic wrote:
(s)he
I bet you wrote she first, and then on reflection thought you had better make it look non-sexist and added some brackets, go on admit it, you did didn't you :)
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Mladen Jankovic wrote:
(s)he
I bet you wrote she first, and then on reflection thought you had better make it look non-sexist and added some brackets, go on admit it, you did didn't you :)
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If I had any fear of being labeled as sexist I would use word 'user'. Damn, this PC horseshit needs to stop.
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If I had any fear of being labeled as sexist I would use word 'user'. Damn, this PC horseshit needs to stop.
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that one of my applications is not working properly and one of the columns is not showing up in one of the datagrid controls. I find out that this is only happening to one person on the floor out of about 30 users. --This is the only info that I am presented with for this problem. Note: This is a small in-house app with a SQL Server Express backend and a Access 2007 front end. It is a very simple app. Off the top of your head, with out further investigation, what do you think is causing the one column not to be visible to this one user? Remember, this user has made a very big deal with this bug/error report and management is hounding me for answers. :)
Might be a classic case of PEBKAC (Problem Exist Between Keyboard And Chair).
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that one of my applications is not working properly and one of the columns is not showing up in one of the datagrid controls. I find out that this is only happening to one person on the floor out of about 30 users. --This is the only info that I am presented with for this problem. Note: This is a small in-house app with a SQL Server Express backend and a Access 2007 front end. It is a very simple app. Off the top of your head, with out further investigation, what do you think is causing the one column not to be visible to this one user? Remember, this user has made a very big deal with this bug/error report and management is hounding me for answers. :)
Option 1: Leave the user's body floating face-down in a culvert somewhere. Option 1, modified: Leave the user's body floating face-down, dressed only in a pink tu-tu, in a culvert somewhere. Option 2: Leave the user's head mounted on a pike outside their cube as a warning to others. Option 2 is my usual approach.
Software Zen:
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that one of my applications is not working properly and one of the columns is not showing up in one of the datagrid controls. I find out that this is only happening to one person on the floor out of about 30 users. --This is the only info that I am presented with for this problem. Note: This is a small in-house app with a SQL Server Express backend and a Access 2007 front end. It is a very simple app. Off the top of your head, with out further investigation, what do you think is causing the one column not to be visible to this one user? Remember, this user has made a very big deal with this bug/error report and management is hounding me for answers. :)
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that one of my applications is not working properly and one of the columns is not showing up in one of the datagrid controls. I find out that this is only happening to one person on the floor out of about 30 users. --This is the only info that I am presented with for this problem. Note: This is a small in-house app with a SQL Server Express backend and a Access 2007 front end. It is a very simple app. Off the top of your head, with out further investigation, what do you think is causing the one column not to be visible to this one user? Remember, this user has made a very big deal with this bug/error report and management is hounding me for answers. :)
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Option 1: Leave the user's body floating face-down in a culvert somewhere. Option 1, modified: Leave the user's body floating face-down, dressed only in a pink tu-tu, in a culvert somewhere. Option 2: Leave the user's head mounted on a pike outside their cube as a warning to others. Option 2 is my usual approach.
Software Zen:
delete this;I like the way you think. :thumbsup:
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that one of my applications is not working properly and one of the columns is not showing up in one of the datagrid controls. I find out that this is only happening to one person on the floor out of about 30 users. --This is the only info that I am presented with for this problem. Note: This is a small in-house app with a SQL Server Express backend and a Access 2007 front end. It is a very simple app. Off the top of your head, with out further investigation, what do you think is causing the one column not to be visible to this one user? Remember, this user has made a very big deal with this bug/error report and management is hounding me for answers. :)
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ajhampson wrote:
ID-Ten-T
I like that. I will add a flag field to the database and name it this. That way I can keep track. :-D