Miss Piggy you bad girl!
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Not really, to be honest I'm not really interested in that sort of thing and tend to just tune out... apparently hardcore peripheral sex isn't mainstream enough to star in any Mel Gibson films. I live in hope. :((
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David Wulff wrote: apparently hardcore peripheral sex isn't mainstream enough to star in any Mel Gibson films. Am i the only one who hears "peripheral sex" and thinks of this? :-O
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Shog9 This is my December These are my snow covered dreams This is me pretending This is all I need...
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David Wulff wrote: apparently hardcore peripheral sex isn't mainstream enough to star in any Mel Gibson films. Am i the only one who hears "peripheral sex" and thinks of this? :-O
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Shog9 This is my December These are my snow covered dreams This is me pretending This is all I need...
I was thinking more about male oral devices that plugged into a serial socket. :-O That girl in the photos - she looks about twelve judging from her underwear. :wtf: "But don't you think this trance vibrator extension is so your girlfriend can get off while you're playing the game?" Ideal - what genius came up with that idea? It's every geek guys dream - keep the girlfriend happy while you get to play computer games. :)
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
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I was thinking more about male oral devices that plugged into a serial socket. :-O That girl in the photos - she looks about twelve judging from her underwear. :wtf: "But don't you think this trance vibrator extension is so your girlfriend can get off while you're playing the game?" Ideal - what genius came up with that idea? It's every geek guys dream - keep the girlfriend happy while you get to play computer games. :)
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
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David Wulff wrote: It's every geek guys dream - keep the girlfriend happy while you get to play computer games. From the look of the 'game', it's more like "when too baked to perform, space out to the pretty colors while keeping your gf entertained..." :~ David Wulff wrote: That girl in the photos - she looks about twelve judging from her underwear. Thank God not all women switch to granny panties when they come of age... David Wulff wrote: I was thinking more about male oral devices that plugged into a serial socket. Ouch! :eek:
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Shog9 This is my December These are my snow covered dreams This is me pretending This is all I need...
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David Wulff wrote: It's every geek guys dream - keep the girlfriend happy while you get to play computer games. From the look of the 'game', it's more like "when too baked to perform, space out to the pretty colors while keeping your gf entertained..." :~ David Wulff wrote: That girl in the photos - she looks about twelve judging from her underwear. Thank God not all women switch to granny panties when they come of age... David Wulff wrote: I was thinking more about male oral devices that plugged into a serial socket. Ouch! :eek:
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Shog9 This is my December These are my snow covered dreams This is me pretending This is all I need...
Shog9 wrote: Thank God not all women switch to granny panties when they come of age... Yeah... boxers are far more attractive, or briefs if you have the body for them. :cool: Shog9 wrote: Ouch Can you think of a better producivity insiter (sp?) than getting five minutes of "power time" at the end of every sucessfully compile? Normally you'd go outside with your mates for a fag but now you'll find yourself saying "not now Martin, it's almost done linking." :laugh:
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
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Shog9 wrote: Thank God not all women switch to granny panties when they come of age... Yeah... boxers are far more attractive, or briefs if you have the body for them. :cool: Shog9 wrote: Ouch Can you think of a better producivity insiter (sp?) than getting five minutes of "power time" at the end of every sucessfully compile? Normally you'd go outside with your mates for a fag but now you'll find yourself saying "not now Martin, it's almost done linking." :laugh:
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
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David Wulff wrote: go outside with your mates for a fag [MEMO} got to keep reminding myself that he's English [/MEMO] "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)
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David Wulff wrote: go outside with your mates for a fag [MEMO} got to keep reminding myself that he's English [/MEMO] "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)
LOL, well you could do that too... it all depends on where you work. :eek:
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That thing is overrated. There's like four positions in it, then you add to them by taking position one, get the girl to lift her legs. Instead, get her to turn over. Etc, etc. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
Christian Graus wrote: That thing is overrated. There's like four positions in it, then you add to them by taking position one, get the girl to lift her legs. Instead, get her to turn over. Etc, etc. Ahh, now we all know why you have so much time to programme...
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChristopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)
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Christian Graus wrote: That thing is overrated. There's like four positions in it, then you add to them by taking position one, get the girl to lift her legs. Instead, get her to turn over. Etc, etc. Ahh, now we all know why you have so much time to programme...
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChristopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)
I'm not sure what you mean ? (Seriously, are you saying I don't get laid because I don't know the Karma Sutra and so have time to code ? That I have time because my wife is asleep with a satisfied smile on her face ? ) Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
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I'm not sure what you mean ? (Seriously, are you saying I don't get laid because I don't know the Karma Sutra and so have time to code ? That I have time because my wife is asleep with a satisfied smile on her face ? ) Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
Christian Graus wrote: Seriously, are you saying I don't get laid because I don't know the Karma Sutra and so have time to code ? That I have time because my wife is asleep with a satisfied smile on her face ? Yes, I was just taking the piss Christian, relax :) Last christmas party the boss handed out presents to everyone. Mine was an illustrated copy of the Karma Sutra, we all had a good laugh. Frankly having to learn and figure out 101 positions goes totally against the spontaneity and fun involved in making love. So while the book was fun to read and giggle over, it belongs right up there on the dusty book shelf.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChristopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)
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Christian Graus wrote: Seriously, are you saying I don't get laid because I don't know the Karma Sutra and so have time to code ? That I have time because my wife is asleep with a satisfied smile on her face ? Yes, I was just taking the piss Christian, relax :) Last christmas party the boss handed out presents to everyone. Mine was an illustrated copy of the Karma Sutra, we all had a good laugh. Frankly having to learn and figure out 101 positions goes totally against the spontaneity and fun involved in making love. So while the book was fun to read and giggle over, it belongs right up there on the dusty book shelf.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChristopher Duncan wrote: Which explains why when Santa asked, "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" I said, "A life." (Accesories sold separately)
Paul Watson wrote: Yes, I was just taking the piss Christian, relax I know that, I just couldn't understand the joke. Paul Watson wrote: So while the book was fun to read and giggle over, it belongs right up there on the dusty book shelf. I would hope that no couples work through it, but I can see how it could be a source of ideas to bring up 'in the heat of the moment'. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002