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    Dalek Dave
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    Even the smell of rum makes me feel ill. Change of drink I think. Water mainly for the rest of the day.

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      Even the smell of rum makes me feel ill. Change of drink I think. Water mainly for the rest of the day.

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      Slacker007
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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      Water mainly for the rest of the day.

      How about water for the rest of the year. Then see how rum smells to you then. :)

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        Even the smell of rum makes me feel ill. Change of drink I think. Water mainly for the rest of the day.

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        Henry Minute
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        I have only one thing to say. Ba! In fact make that two things, Baba.

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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          Even the smell of rum makes me feel ill. Change of drink I think. Water mainly for the rest of the day.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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          DaveAuld
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          Probably difficult to avoid the smell, considering it is probably seeping out your pores..... get some vodka and irn-bru down you!

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            Probably difficult to avoid the smell, considering it is probably seeping out your pores..... get some vodka and irn-bru down you!

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            Dalek Dave
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            It seems like it. I missed breakfast because of the hangover, but lunchtime soon, so I think something greasy may be required.

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              It seems like it. I missed breakfast because of the hangover, but lunchtime soon, so I think something greasy may be required.

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              Henry Minute
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              Well you are in the right place.

              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                Well you are in the right place.

                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                Dalek Dave
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                Tacos and Fajitas for lunch! (Dripping with chipotle sauce)

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                  Even the smell of rum makes me feel ill. Change of drink I think. Water mainly for the rest of the day.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                  TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                  Sounds like you need to seek moderation in your imbibing.

                  If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                  You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                    Even the smell of rum makes me feel ill. Change of drink I think. Water mainly for the rest of the day.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                    badprog
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                    I would just keep drinking. That way the hangover wont catch up to you until that nice-long-enclosed plane ride home.

                    :)

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                      Sounds like you need to seek moderation in your imbibing.

                      If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                      You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      Moderation is currently happening.

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                        I would just keep drinking. That way the hangover wont catch up to you until that nice-long-enclosed plane ride home.

                        :)

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        There is, residing within you, a streak of cruelty. Good work, I like that in a chap. :) I will be clean and clear when I get on the plane for the 10.5 hour flight home.

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                          Moderation is currently happening.

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                          TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                          No, you're currently under forced abstention. Moderation happens before and during the drinking event, when you say well I'm gonna have only 3 beers or hmm I better not drink anymore or I'll get drunk. If you got entirely smashing drunk, then that wasn't moderation. At least you didn't drink and drive (I hope).

                          If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                          You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                            No, you're currently under forced abstention. Moderation happens before and during the drinking event, when you say well I'm gonna have only 3 beers or hmm I better not drink anymore or I'll get drunk. If you got entirely smashing drunk, then that wasn't moderation. At least you didn't drink and drive (I hope).

                            If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                            You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            Distance from Bar to Room is 80 yards. No driving involved. Some wobbly staggers were happening though.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                              Even the smell of rum makes me feel ill. Change of drink I think. Water mainly for the rest of the day.

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                              wizardzz
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                              Keep the party going: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication[^]

                              "Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!" — Hunter S. Thompson

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                                Keep the party going: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication[^]

                                "Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!" — Hunter S. Thompson

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                I feel there is little danger of that happening.

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                  Even the smell of rum makes me feel ill. Change of drink I think. Water mainly for the rest of the day.

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                  How many stars have you made it to???????? One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a Philly sub and steak fries. Two Star Hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels. Three Star Hangover (***) Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. ! Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke -- yet you haven't peed once. Four Star Hangover (****) Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (for the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars). Your eyes look like one big red vein and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five $4!7$ you take during the day makes the eyes water of everyone who enters the bathroom. Five Star Hangover, (*****) You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out! of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the p00p fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your @$$. Death sounds pretty good about right

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                                    How many stars have you made it to???????? One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a Philly sub and steak fries. Two Star Hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels. Three Star Hangover (***) Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. ! Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke -- yet you haven't peed once. Four Star Hangover (****) Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (for the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars). Your eyes look like one big red vein and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five $4!7$ you take during the day makes the eyes water of everyone who enters the bathroom. Five Star Hangover, (*****) You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out! of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the p00p fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your @$$. Death sounds pretty good about right

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    ****

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                      Tacos and Fajitas for lunch! (Dripping with chipotle sauce)

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                      Slacker007
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                                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                                      Tacos and Fajitas for lunch!
                                      (Dripping with chipotle sauce)

                                      Damn! that sounds good.

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                                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                                        Tacos and Fajitas for lunch!
                                        (Dripping with chipotle sauce)

                                        Damn! that sounds good.

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                                        Dalek Dave
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                                        In my case it is entirely medicinal :)

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                          Moderation is currently happening.

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                                          Dan Neely
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                                          Everything in moderation, including moderation.

                                          3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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