You're not gonna believe this:
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Oh my goodness! I know that is a sick and potentially disturbing thing to have happened to someone, but I really can't help laughing at the "well what did you expect" angle. That's like you - a white man - walking through a black area of New York saying "wassup my niggas" to a group of black youths. :eek: :omg:
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
You know something: I care about people
Well, in hindsight this is true, but to be honest, I thought at the time that cybersex was like the biscuit game. Everyone knows what it is, but no-one would actually do it. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
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A guy who read my C# articles has been writing to me personally for help for a while, and I've been happy to give advice. This morning I got an email with an attachment and this: Now I have more clarity on my project requirement. First of all I am requied to write code for IMAGE SEGMENTATION algorithm. I think I might have it in C or Java. I wonder if you could convert to C# for me. Also I will be given raw images, so I am also required to write code that converts from YUV to RGB. I have attached someones code that is supposed to do that. Pls help me take a look as I dont understand C# that well. This is stuff he is doing for work. Then someone else writes to me: Hi, I am facing one probelm in bringing up a dialog box when a line is double clicked.Can you send me a program to do the same? Thanks in advance from someone else, who has never, ever written to me before. What is going on here ? Has a rumour started that I finally have some free time, and can't handle it ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
Sure we belive this. Hey, while you are at it I have always wanted ...:rolleyes: Oh wait, this is the soapbox.:-D "I will find a new sig someday."
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Well, in hindsight this is true, but to be honest, I thought at the time that cybersex was like the biscuit game. Everyone knows what it is, but no-one would actually do it. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
Christian Graus wrote: I thought at the time that cybersex was like the biscuit game. Everyone knows what it is, but no-one would actually do it. You mean you've never played soggy biscuit? Man you must have had a boring adolescence. ;P
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
You know something: I care about people
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Christian Graus wrote: I thought at the time that cybersex was like the biscuit game. Everyone knows what it is, but no-one would actually do it. You mean you've never played soggy biscuit? Man you must have had a boring adolescence. ;P
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
You know something: I care about people
See what I mean ? We all know what it is, yet you can't seriously tell me anyone ever has done it. And you're on the other side of the world to me, so it's obviously universal. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
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See what I mean ? We all know what it is, yet you can't seriously tell me anyone ever has done it. And you're on the other side of the world to me, so it's obviously universal. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
I never played the World Rules Soggy Biscuit game myself (I don't like digestives you see and somehow eating another guys semen off a hobnob or a cream cracker seems just plain wrong) and that's where I'm leaving it till I've spoken with my counsellor.
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
You know something: I care about people
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See what I mean ? We all know what it is, yet you can't seriously tell me anyone ever has done it. And you're on the other side of the world to me, so it's obviously universal. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
I haven't a clue what you two are talking about, but I'm fairly certain that I'm too old and set in my ways now to want to learn about it.:) We Yanks are sheltered, obviously... "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)
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I haven't a clue what you two are talking about, but I'm fairly certain that I'm too old and set in my ways now to want to learn about it.:) We Yanks are sheltered, obviously... "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)
You're right - you don't want to know. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
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A guy who read my C# articles has been writing to me personally for help for a while, and I've been happy to give advice. This morning I got an email with an attachment and this: Now I have more clarity on my project requirement. First of all I am requied to write code for IMAGE SEGMENTATION algorithm. I think I might have it in C or Java. I wonder if you could convert to C# for me. Also I will be given raw images, so I am also required to write code that converts from YUV to RGB. I have attached someones code that is supposed to do that. Pls help me take a look as I dont understand C# that well. This is stuff he is doing for work. Then someone else writes to me: Hi, I am facing one probelm in bringing up a dialog box when a line is double clicked.Can you send me a program to do the same? Thanks in advance from someone else, who has never, ever written to me before. What is going on here ? Has a rumour started that I finally have some free time, and can't handle it ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
But try then put a sentence in your sig that telling misunderstood newbies to not e-mail personally!? Try! Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!
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Well, in hindsight this is true, but to be honest, I thought at the time that cybersex was like the biscuit game. Everyone knows what it is, but no-one would actually do it. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
Christian Graus wrote: biscuit game. Everyone knows what it is, but no-one would actually do it. I must admit - when someone told me about that game (10+ years ago) I nearly gagged... on my own vomit. Okay I was way drunk and ready to puke and the thought just pushed me over the edge
Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
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A guy who read my C# articles has been writing to me personally for help for a while, and I've been happy to give advice. This morning I got an email with an attachment and this: Now I have more clarity on my project requirement. First of all I am requied to write code for IMAGE SEGMENTATION algorithm. I think I might have it in C or Java. I wonder if you could convert to C# for me. Also I will be given raw images, so I am also required to write code that converts from YUV to RGB. I have attached someones code that is supposed to do that. Pls help me take a look as I dont understand C# that well. This is stuff he is doing for work. Then someone else writes to me: Hi, I am facing one probelm in bringing up a dialog box when a line is double clicked.Can you send me a program to do the same? Thanks in advance from someone else, who has never, ever written to me before. What is going on here ? Has a rumour started that I finally have some free time, and can't handle it ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
been there - still get it on occasions if its simple and only takes 5-10mins to look at and send an answer that points them in the right direction then I'll do it (good refresher course for me)otherwise they are told to go away (with some tips on where they could look for the answer.) It does make me laugh though
Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
- just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02 -
But try then put a sentence in your sig that telling misunderstood newbies to not e-mail personally!? Try! Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!
Yeah, but then I'd have to go with one less VB quote. Plus it's really just decency we're talking about. If they don't get it, they won't get it. And finally, I don't mind if people email me ALL the time. Just when it gets to the point that they ask me to write a project and email it to them. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
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Christian Graus wrote: I thought at the time that cybersex was like the biscuit game. Everyone knows what it is, but no-one would actually do it. You mean you've never played soggy biscuit? Man you must have had a boring adolescence. ;P
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
You know something: I care about people
David Wulff wrote: You mean you've never played soggy biscuit? Man you must have had a boring adolescence It's things like this that make me sooooo grateful I'm a girl - especially as I was at a co-ed boarding school!
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages Damned nice for remote servers where using Enterprise Manager is like wadding through treacle while covered in velcro, upside down -Paul Watson on SQL Server Query Analyser
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You're right - you don't want to know. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
Damn my curiousity, and damn google for finding me the answer. Eewh. The human capacity for depraved behaviour never ceases to amaze me. X| Michael Fat bottomed girls You make the rockin' world go round -- Queen
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Damn my curiousity, and damn google for finding me the answer. Eewh. The human capacity for depraved behaviour never ceases to amaze me. X| Michael Fat bottomed girls You make the rockin' world go round -- Queen
LOL - the point though is that it's a myth. Do you believe anyone has actually done that ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
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LOL - the point though is that it's a myth. Do you believe anyone has actually done that ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
Christian Graus wrote: Do you believe anyone has actually done that When it comes to the human race, I believe that there are no depths to which people will stoop. Michael Fat bottomed girls You make the rockin' world go round -- Queen
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Christian Graus wrote: Do you believe anyone has actually done that When it comes to the human race, I believe that there are no depths to which people will stoop. Michael Fat bottomed girls You make the rockin' world go round -- Queen
Of course, you're on the Internet, you can see for yourself. But I heard about this as a school boy, from people who claimed to have seen it happen. You can't tell me a 14 year old boy is going to whack out his wedding tackle and manipulate it in front of his mates ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
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A guy who read my C# articles has been writing to me personally for help for a while, and I've been happy to give advice. This morning I got an email with an attachment and this: Now I have more clarity on my project requirement. First of all I am requied to write code for IMAGE SEGMENTATION algorithm. I think I might have it in C or Java. I wonder if you could convert to C# for me. Also I will be given raw images, so I am also required to write code that converts from YUV to RGB. I have attached someones code that is supposed to do that. Pls help me take a look as I dont understand C# that well. This is stuff he is doing for work. Then someone else writes to me: Hi, I am facing one probelm in bringing up a dialog box when a line is double clicked.Can you send me a program to do the same? Thanks in advance from someone else, who has never, ever written to me before. What is going on here ? Has a rumour started that I finally have some free time, and can't handle it ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
Christian Graus wrote: This is stuff he is doing for work. Then someone else writes to me: Some people make a living off the message boards! :eek: BTW, Can you write a full fledged e-learning website for me in VB? I need it by tomorrow for a government contract. :-D Jeremy Oldham
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Christian Graus wrote: This is stuff he is doing for work. Then someone else writes to me: Some people make a living off the message boards! :eek: BTW, Can you write a full fledged e-learning website for me in VB? I need it by tomorrow for a government contract. :-D Jeremy Oldham
okay 10 billion quid but I want 1/2 up front and no penalty clauses - you're desperate you'll sign
Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
- just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02 -
Yeah, but then I'd have to go with one less VB quote. Plus it's really just decency we're talking about. If they don't get it, they won't get it. And finally, I don't mind if people email me ALL the time. Just when it gets to the point that they ask me to write a project and email it to them. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
Okay... :suss: Attention ALL newbies! Your help is here to stay! Christian Graus is willing to help You with all your programming problems! Don't just miss the opportunity! Send Him An E-mail NOW! :cool: Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!
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A guy who read my C# articles has been writing to me personally for help for a while, and I've been happy to give advice. This morning I got an email with an attachment and this: Now I have more clarity on my project requirement. First of all I am requied to write code for IMAGE SEGMENTATION algorithm. I think I might have it in C or Java. I wonder if you could convert to C# for me. Also I will be given raw images, so I am also required to write code that converts from YUV to RGB. I have attached someones code that is supposed to do that. Pls help me take a look as I dont understand C# that well. This is stuff he is doing for work. Then someone else writes to me: Hi, I am facing one probelm in bringing up a dialog box when a line is double clicked.Can you send me a program to do the same? Thanks in advance from someone else, who has never, ever written to me before. What is going on here ? Has a rumour started that I finally have some free time, and can't handle it ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
Christian Graus wrote: This is stuff he is doing for work. :laugh: It makes you wonder how these people actually get jobs. -:suss:Matt Newman / Windows XP Activist:suss:
"Well, the guy that's giving you a hard time is a f***in moron, and you can tell him thats straight from another Linux user." - John Simmons on Linux Users
Just do the American thing and shoot him... - Jim Crafton on Linux Users
Wh3n my l33t skillz 1mpr0v3, I w1ll h4ck M$, 4nd th3n wh0 w1ll b3 l4ugh1ng ? N0t Bill. H4 h4 h4 h4 h4 h4 h4. - Christian Graus