Since we are talking of accountants...
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A mathematician, software engineer and accountant all apply for the same job. The interviewer has the mathematician come in and asks him, "What is 2+2?" The mathematician says, "Oh that's easy. 4." "Very well. We will give you a call." says the interviewer. The software engineer comes in and is asked the same question. "What is 2+2?" The software engineer answers, "5, for very large values of 2." "Very well. We will give you a call." says the interviewer. The accountant comes in and is asked the same question. "What is 2+2?" The accountant gets up, closes the blinds, locks the door, takes the phone off the hook, leans way over the desk and gets close to the interviewer and asks, "What do you want it to be?" :laugh: :laugh:
I have nothing more to say.
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A mathematician, software engineer and accountant all apply for the same job. The interviewer has the mathematician come in and asks him, "What is 2+2?" The mathematician says, "Oh that's easy. 4." "Very well. We will give you a call." says the interviewer. The software engineer comes in and is asked the same question. "What is 2+2?" The software engineer answers, "5, for very large values of 2." "Very well. We will give you a call." says the interviewer. The accountant comes in and is asked the same question. "What is 2+2?" The accountant gets up, closes the blinds, locks the door, takes the phone off the hook, leans way over the desk and gets close to the interviewer and asks, "What do you want it to be?" :laugh: :laugh:
I have nothing more to say.
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A mathematician, software engineer and accountant all apply for the same job. The interviewer has the mathematician come in and asks him, "What is 2+2?" The mathematician says, "Oh that's easy. 4." "Very well. We will give you a call." says the interviewer. The software engineer comes in and is asked the same question. "What is 2+2?" The software engineer answers, "5, for very large values of 2." "Very well. We will give you a call." says the interviewer. The accountant comes in and is asked the same question. "What is 2+2?" The accountant gets up, closes the blinds, locks the door, takes the phone off the hook, leans way over the desk and gets close to the interviewer and asks, "What do you want it to be?" :laugh: :laugh:
I have nothing more to say.
It is that approach that keeps me employed!:) Boss: "Eight million in tax! That's too much!" Me:"I'll see what I can do!" [Time Passes] Me:"i've got it down to wo Million" Boss:"That's more like it!" job safe for another year!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
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It is that approach that keeps me employed!:) Boss: "Eight million in tax! That's too much!" Me:"I'll see what I can do!" [Time Passes] Me:"i've got it down to wo Million" Boss:"That's more like it!" job safe for another year!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
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It is that approach that keeps me employed!:) Boss: "Eight million in tax! That's too much!" Me:"I'll see what I can do!" [Time Passes] Me:"i've got it down to wo Million" Boss:"That's more like it!" job safe for another year!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
And you paid one million in tax and did vacations with the rest, right? ;)
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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And you paid one million in tax and did vacations with the rest, right? ;)
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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:laugh:
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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:laugh:
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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It is that approach that keeps me employed!:) Boss: "Eight million in tax! That's too much!" Me:"I'll see what I can do!" [Time Passes] Me:"i've got it down to wo Million" Boss:"That's more like it!" job safe for another year!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]