With This Ring I Was Wed
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An article from Aunty[^] made me wonder if you guys [and gals] wear a wedding ring and if so where. My Dad never wore oen as shortly before his wedding a Gunner on his Gun lost a finger when his ring got caught. I wear one but on my right hand as that is where it was put when we got married; the Teshies do do things the wrong way. So A. Are you married? B. Do you wear a ring? C. Which finger?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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An article from Aunty[^] made me wonder if you guys [and gals] wear a wedding ring and if so where. My Dad never wore oen as shortly before his wedding a Gunner on his Gun lost a finger when his ring got caught. I wear one but on my right hand as that is where it was put when we got married; the Teshies do do things the wrong way. So A. Are you married? B. Do you wear a ring? C. Which finger?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
Yes, Sometimes, Ring Finger left hand. I don't like restrictive clothing, I don't wear a watch, I class jewellery as restrictive clothing. I don't really like it. I put the ring on, if I remember, before going out and take it off again when I get home. Often at work I take it off and sit it on the keyboard or monitor stand. In meetings I take it off and fiddle with it. I hate washing my hands with the ring on, have to take it off afterwards and dry things properly. I'm sure one day I will lose it and be in for a massive bollocking. It is flattened on one side, from singing the Wild Rover with over enthusiastic banging one late night in a pub. My dad did have one, but lost it soon after getting married. Rings can be dangerous, and more people than you would think (mostly women obviously) lose fingers when they catch on things. The joins in water slides are good for that, nothing kills the mood at a water park quite like someone emerging at the bottom of the slide screaming with blood gushing everywhere, closely followed by a ring.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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An article from Aunty[^] made me wonder if you guys [and gals] wear a wedding ring and if so where. My Dad never wore oen as shortly before his wedding a Gunner on his Gun lost a finger when his ring got caught. I wear one but on my right hand as that is where it was put when we got married; the Teshies do do things the wrong way. So A. Are you married? B. Do you wear a ring? C. Which finger?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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An article from Aunty[^] made me wonder if you guys [and gals] wear a wedding ring and if so where. My Dad never wore oen as shortly before his wedding a Gunner on his Gun lost a finger when his ring got caught. I wear one but on my right hand as that is where it was put when we got married; the Teshies do do things the wrong way. So A. Are you married? B. Do you wear a ring? C. Which finger?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
A: yes B: no
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An article from Aunty[^] made me wonder if you guys [and gals] wear a wedding ring and if so where. My Dad never wore oen as shortly before his wedding a Gunner on his Gun lost a finger when his ring got caught. I wear one but on my right hand as that is where it was put when we got married; the Teshies do do things the wrong way. So A. Are you married? B. Do you wear a ring? C. Which finger?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
No. No. No reason to get rude :)
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An article from Aunty[^] made me wonder if you guys [and gals] wear a wedding ring and if so where. My Dad never wore oen as shortly before his wedding a Gunner on his Gun lost a finger when his ring got caught. I wear one but on my right hand as that is where it was put when we got married; the Teshies do do things the wrong way. So A. Are you married? B. Do you wear a ring? C. Which finger?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
Yes Yes Scrotum (notice the proper emphasis on the word (kind of like we do with "gotten")
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
An article from Aunty[^] made me wonder if you guys [and gals] wear a wedding ring and if so where. My Dad never wore oen as shortly before his wedding a Gunner on his Gun lost a finger when his ring got caught. I wear one but on my right hand as that is where it was put when we got married; the Teshies do do things the wrong way. So A. Are you married? B. Do you wear a ring? C. Which finger?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
A. Not any more. B. Yes. C. None.
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An article from Aunty[^] made me wonder if you guys [and gals] wear a wedding ring and if so where. My Dad never wore oen as shortly before his wedding a Gunner on his Gun lost a finger when his ring got caught. I wear one but on my right hand as that is where it was put when we got married; the Teshies do do things the wrong way. So A. Are you married? B. Do you wear a ring? C. Which finger?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
A. Yes. B. Yes. C. Finger? Mine's through the nose, same as most men's.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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An article from Aunty[^] made me wonder if you guys [and gals] wear a wedding ring and if so where. My Dad never wore oen as shortly before his wedding a Gunner on his Gun lost a finger when his ring got caught. I wear one but on my right hand as that is where it was put when we got married; the Teshies do do things the wrong way. So A. Are you married? B. Do you wear a ring? C. Which finger?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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An article from Aunty[^] made me wonder if you guys [and gals] wear a wedding ring and if so where. My Dad never wore oen as shortly before his wedding a Gunner on his Gun lost a finger when his ring got caught. I wear one but on my right hand as that is where it was put when we got married; the Teshies do do things the wrong way. So A. Are you married? B. Do you wear a ring? C. Which finger?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
A: Will be soon. ;) B: not now, but I'll do. C: right hand index finger.
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An article from Aunty[^] made me wonder if you guys [and gals] wear a wedding ring and if so where. My Dad never wore oen as shortly before his wedding a Gunner on his Gun lost a finger when his ring got caught. I wear one but on my right hand as that is where it was put when we got married; the Teshies do do things the wrong way. So A. Are you married? B. Do you wear a ring? C. Which finger?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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A: Will be soon. ;) B: not now, but I'll do. C: right hand index finger.
[www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.
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Yes, Sometimes, Ring Finger left hand. I don't like restrictive clothing, I don't wear a watch, I class jewellery as restrictive clothing. I don't really like it. I put the ring on, if I remember, before going out and take it off again when I get home. Often at work I take it off and sit it on the keyboard or monitor stand. In meetings I take it off and fiddle with it. I hate washing my hands with the ring on, have to take it off afterwards and dry things properly. I'm sure one day I will lose it and be in for a massive bollocking. It is flattened on one side, from singing the Wild Rover with over enthusiastic banging one late night in a pub. My dad did have one, but lost it soon after getting married. Rings can be dangerous, and more people than you would think (mostly women obviously) lose fingers when they catch on things. The joins in water slides are good for that, nothing kills the mood at a water park quite like someone emerging at the bottom of the slide screaming with blood gushing everywhere, closely followed by a ring.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
ChrisElston wrote:
nothing kills the mood at a water park quite like someone emerging at the bottom of the slide screaming with blood gushing everywhere, closely followed by a ring.
Aaw, it's been so long since anyone had any real fun.
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An article from Aunty[^] made me wonder if you guys [and gals] wear a wedding ring and if so where. My Dad never wore oen as shortly before his wedding a Gunner on his Gun lost a finger when his ring got caught. I wear one but on my right hand as that is where it was put when we got married; the Teshies do do things the wrong way. So A. Are you married? B. Do you wear a ring? C. Which finger?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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An article from Aunty[^] made me wonder if you guys [and gals] wear a wedding ring and if so where. My Dad never wore oen as shortly before his wedding a Gunner on his Gun lost a finger when his ring got caught. I wear one but on my right hand as that is where it was put when we got married; the Teshies do do things the wrong way. So A. Are you married? B. Do you wear a ring? C. Which finger?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
Yes, I'm married. 29 years this Sunday, actually. I wear a wedding ring, but not all the time. When I wear it, it is on my left hand ring finger. Culturally, I wonder where all this comes from? :)
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An article from Aunty[^] made me wonder if you guys [and gals] wear a wedding ring and if so where. My Dad never wore oen as shortly before his wedding a Gunner on his Gun lost a finger when his ring got caught. I wear one but on my right hand as that is where it was put when we got married; the Teshies do do things the wrong way. So A. Are you married? B. Do you wear a ring? C. Which finger?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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Yes Yes Scrotum (notice the proper emphasis on the word (kind of like we do with "gotten")
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Scrotum (notice the proper emphasis on the word (kind of like we do with "gotten")
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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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An article from Aunty[^] made me wonder if you guys [and gals] wear a wedding ring and if so where. My Dad never wore oen as shortly before his wedding a Gunner on his Gun lost a finger when his ring got caught. I wear one but on my right hand as that is where it was put when we got married; the Teshies do do things the wrong way. So A. Are you married? B. Do you wear a ring? C. Which finger?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
Yes Yes Left hand ring finger. Have taken it off maybe three times since the wedding. The last time, it disappeared for two days, but was finally found rattling round in the dryer. Not coming off again. Need it...it has my anniversary date engraved on the inside, along with the name of my wife. If I forget either of those, I'm dead.
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An article from Aunty[^] made me wonder if you guys [and gals] wear a wedding ring and if so where. My Dad never wore oen as shortly before his wedding a Gunner on his Gun lost a finger when his ring got caught. I wear one but on my right hand as that is where it was put when we got married; the Teshies do do things the wrong way. So A. Are you married? B. Do you wear a ring? C. Which finger?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
A. Getting there, just 3 weeks to go. B. I will, I went out and got a cheap palladium one a few weeks ago, and I'm looking forward to wearing it. I did see a nice brushed platinum ring but it was the price of the honeymoon, so the GF was having none of that. My GF on the other hand likes her engagement ring so much that she doesn't want a wedding ring spoiling it's setting, so I'll be putting the engagement ring on her finger again at the wedding. C. We'll both be using the 3rd finger on the left hand.
Pete
