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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    Nothing goes unnoticed here. Your reputation is generally based on the whim of the CP population. If you're a tool, your reputation suffers. Even if you're not a tool, you may attract the attention of those that are tools who for some reason take great pleasure in down-voiting anything you submit, be it article, question, answer, or forum message. Generally, you can overcome the tools by being a positive force on the site. Post decent articles/tips/blogs, answer questions (correctly) in the programming forums, and try not to piss anyone off in the lounge. You can be funny without being a complete tool in the process. EDIT =========== As you can see, one of the fore-mentioned tools (with a very low reputation) voted this post a 1, but nobody will ever know why. What's more, it doesn't matter because most people that read this are going to know that I'm trying to provide you with what could be considered as "sage advice", while the miniscule minority represented by the collective tools will misconstrue this post as being an insult directed at their almost complete lack of cerebral electrical activity. As they often say... defecation pro-creates.

    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

    modified on Tuesday, April 12, 2011 11:36 AM

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    Johnny J
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    A tool - what are you on about man? I've always wanted to be a HAMMER!!! :cool: [EDIT] No, scrap that - I've changed my mind. Now I want to be a SCREWDRIVER!!! - You guess why... [/EDIT] [EDIT 2] Actually, being a COMBINED HAMMER & SCREWDRIVER would be ideel!!! [/EDIT 2]

    Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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    Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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    Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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    Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, 1924

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    • J Johnny J

      A tool - what are you on about man? I've always wanted to be a HAMMER!!! :cool: [EDIT] No, scrap that - I've changed my mind. Now I want to be a SCREWDRIVER!!! - You guess why... [/EDIT] [EDIT 2] Actually, being a COMBINED HAMMER & SCREWDRIVER would be ideel!!! [/EDIT 2]

      Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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      Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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      Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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      Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, 1924

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      twohowlingdogs
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      Johnny J. wrote:

      I've always wanted to be a HAMMER!!! :cool:

      STOP! Hammer time!

      I have nothing more to say.

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      • J Johnny J

        Joan Murt wrote:

        This is not something that grow in one or two days...

        Mine can rise or fall in a matter of minutes?!?!?! :sigh:

        Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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        Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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        Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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        Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, 1924

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        twohowlingdogs
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        Johnny J. wrote:

        Mine can rise or fall in a matter of minutes?!?!?! :sigh:

        Poor Johnny. Mine can rise in seconds...

        I have nothing more to say.

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        • J JustWorking

          How can I increase my rep?

          modified on Tuesday, April 12, 2011 9:13 AM

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          Rajesh R Subramanian
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          By NOT creating crappy threads like this.

          "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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          • J JustWorking

            How can I increase my rep?

            modified on Tuesday, April 12, 2011 9:13 AM

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            R Giskard Reventlov
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            If you need to ask...

            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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            • J JustWorking

              How can I increase my rep?

              modified on Tuesday, April 12, 2011 9:13 AM

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              Rutvik Dave
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              JustWorking wrote:

              How can I increase my rep?

              by hiring more reps... are you talking about Sales Rep ? OK joke aside, as already suggested take a look here[^], and decide how you can earn points.

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                JustWorking wrote:

                How can I increase my rep?

                by hiring more reps... are you talking about Sales Rep ? OK joke aside, as already suggested take a look here[^], and decide how you can earn points.

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                Abhinav S
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                #22

                Rutvik Dave wrote:

                by hiring more reps... are you talking about Sales Rep ?

                That was baaad!!! :-D

                The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.

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                • T twohowlingdogs

                  Johnny J. wrote:

                  Mine can rise or fall in a matter of minutes?!?!?! :sigh:

                  Poor Johnny. Mine can rise in seconds...

                  I have nothing more to say.

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                  Joan M
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                  #23

                  ehem! KSS POLICE! :laugh:

                  [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

                  https://www.robotecnik.com freelance robots, PLC and CNC programmer.

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                  • J Johnny J

                    A tool - what are you on about man? I've always wanted to be a HAMMER!!! :cool: [EDIT] No, scrap that - I've changed my mind. Now I want to be a SCREWDRIVER!!! - You guess why... [/EDIT] [EDIT 2] Actually, being a COMBINED HAMMER & SCREWDRIVER would be ideel!!! [/EDIT 2]

                    Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                    Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
                    -----
                    Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                    -----
                    Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, 1924

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                    Slacker007
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                    Johnny J. wrote:

                    I've changed my mind. Now I want to be a SCREWDRIVER!!!

                    Philip's head or Flat head? You know, they have a Square-drive head now? :-D

                    -- You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a specialist.

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                    • J Joan M

                      ehem! KSS POLICE! :laugh:

                      [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

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                      Slacker007
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                      #25

                      You started this madness. :laugh:

                      -- You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a specialist.

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                        Johnny J. wrote:

                        I've changed my mind. Now I want to be a SCREWDRIVER!!!

                        Philip's head or Flat head? You know, they have a Square-drive head now? :-D

                        -- You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a specialist.

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                        Johnny J
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                        Philip can keep his head - I want NORMAL head. I think you must be confusing me with PompeyBoy3... ;P

                        Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                        Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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                        Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                        Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, 1924

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                        • A Abhinav S

                          JustWorking wrote:

                          How can I increase my rep?

                          You cannot. Others can however.

                          The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.

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                          Luc Pattyn
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                          Abhinav S wrote:

                          You cannot.

                          Of course you can. You can earn hundreds of points a day simply by clicking on things around here. Posting stuff is the harder way to get some points. :)

                          Luc Pattyn [Forum Guidelines] [My Articles] Nil Volentibus Arduum

                          Please use <PRE> tags for code snippets, they preserve indentation, improve readability, and make me actually look at the code.

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                          • J JustWorking

                            How can I increase my rep?

                            modified on Tuesday, April 12, 2011 9:13 AM

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                            Gregory Gadow
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                            Asking the question "How can I increase my rep" certainly does not seem to be working. :rolleyes:

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                            • J Johnny J

                              Philip can keep his head - I want NORMAL head. I think you must be confusing me with PompeyBoy3... ;P

                              Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                              Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
                              -----
                              Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                              -----
                              Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, 1924

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                              Slacker007
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                              #29

                              :laugh: :laugh:

                              -- You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a specialist.

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                              • L Luc Pattyn

                                Abhinav S wrote:

                                You cannot.

                                Of course you can. You can earn hundreds of points a day simply by clicking on things around here. Posting stuff is the harder way to get some points. :)

                                Luc Pattyn [Forum Guidelines] [My Articles] Nil Volentibus Arduum

                                Please use <PRE> tags for code snippets, they preserve indentation, improve readability, and make me actually look at the code.

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                #30

                                Posting stuff that gets upvoted is harder still!

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                • S Slacker007

                                  Johnny J. wrote:

                                  I've changed my mind. Now I want to be a SCREWDRIVER!!!

                                  Philip's head or Flat head? You know, they have a Square-drive head now? :-D

                                  -- You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a specialist.

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                                  Chris Meech
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                                  It's called a Robertson[^]. Invented by a Canadian. 'Cause we're leaders when it comes to screwing things. ;)

                                  Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                                  • S Slacker007

                                    You started this madness. :laugh:

                                    -- You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a specialist.

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                                    Joan M
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #32

                                    My fault... :sigh:

                                    [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

                                    https://www.robotecnik.com freelance robots, PLC and CNC programmer.

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                                    • J Johnny J

                                      A tool - what are you on about man? I've always wanted to be a HAMMER!!! :cool: [EDIT] No, scrap that - I've changed my mind. Now I want to be a SCREWDRIVER!!! - You guess why... [/EDIT] [EDIT 2] Actually, being a COMBINED HAMMER & SCREWDRIVER would be ideel!!! [/EDIT 2]

                                      Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
                                      -----
                                      Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
                                      -----
                                      Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                                      -----
                                      Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, 1924

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                                      Gregory Gadow
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                                      Better a rake than a hoe. :rolleyes:

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                                      • C Chris Meech

                                        It's called a Robertson[^]. Invented by a Canadian. 'Cause we're leaders when it comes to screwing things. ;)

                                        Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                                        Slacker007
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #34

                                        :laugh:

                                        -- You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a specialist.

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          Posting stuff that gets upvoted is harder still!

                                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                          Luc Pattyn
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #35

                                          Really? I'd love to see a list of members ranked by their authority/(#messages+#answers+#comments) then. :)

                                          Luc Pattyn [Forum Guidelines] [My Articles] Nil Volentibus Arduum

                                          Please use <PRE> tags for code snippets, they preserve indentation, improve readability, and make me actually look at the code.

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