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  • B Bruno Tagliapietra

    a collegue of mine, from a village near Rome, uses to say "fresco": it means basically "stuff", and he really abuses the word. When he explains your code to you, he sounds like this: "Well, I coded a 'fresco' that takes two other 'frescos' and move them around, while another couple of lists of 'frescos'...." He also claims being a jQuery expert... so this is a jQuery example of his "frescoes" :laugh:

        $(".TimeoutInMinutes").change(function() {
            UpdateSave($(this).parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().attr("id"));
        });
    
        $(".Iteration").change(function() {
            UpdateSave($(this).parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().attr("id"));
        });
    

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    StM0n
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    Quite a big family...

    (yes|no|maybe)*

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    • B Bruno Tagliapietra

      a collegue of mine, from a village near Rome, uses to say "fresco": it means basically "stuff", and he really abuses the word. When he explains your code to you, he sounds like this: "Well, I coded a 'fresco' that takes two other 'frescos' and move them around, while another couple of lists of 'frescos'...." He also claims being a jQuery expert... so this is a jQuery example of his "frescoes" :laugh:

          $(".TimeoutInMinutes").change(function() {
              UpdateSave($(this).parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().attr("id"));
          });
      
          $(".Iteration").change(function() {
              UpdateSave($(this).parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().attr("id"));
          });
      

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      Sander Rossel
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      bruno.tagliapietra wrote:

      "Well, I coded a 'fresco' that takes two other 'frescos' and move them around, while another couple of lists of 'frescos'...."

      This is not hard to unerstand. As a kid I watched the Smurfs on TV a lot. Watching that a lot made me familiar with their language. The language your co-worker speaks seems closely related to the Smurfs language. A basic rule for this language family is to replace every noun with another word, in your co-workers language this word is 'fresco'. Learning a new language is never easy, but with a bit of practice you'll get there! :thumbsup:

      bruno.tagliapietra wrote:

          $(".TimeoutInMinutes").change(function() {
              UpdateSave($(this).parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().attr("id"));
          });
      
          $(".Iteration").change(function() {
              UpdateSave($(this).parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().attr("id"));
          });
      

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      This language seems harder to decipher... :doh:

      It's an OO world.

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      • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

        bruno.tagliapietra wrote:

        "Well, I coded a 'fresco' that takes two other 'frescos' and move them around, while another couple of lists of 'frescos'...."

        This is not hard to unerstand. As a kid I watched the Smurfs on TV a lot. Watching that a lot made me familiar with their language. The language your co-worker speaks seems closely related to the Smurfs language. A basic rule for this language family is to replace every noun with another word, in your co-workers language this word is 'fresco'. Learning a new language is never easy, but with a bit of practice you'll get there! :thumbsup:

        bruno.tagliapietra wrote:

            $(".TimeoutInMinutes").change(function() {
                UpdateSave($(this).parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().attr("id"));
            });
        
            $(".Iteration").change(function() {
                UpdateSave($(this).parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().attr("id"));
            });
        

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        This language seems harder to decipher... :doh:

        It's an OO world.

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        Bruno Tagliapietra
        wrote on last edited by
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        yup, a language very easy to speak but almost impossible to understand eheh.. it's like a noninvertible function :)

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        • B Bruno Tagliapietra

          a collegue of mine, from a village near Rome, uses to say "fresco": it means basically "stuff", and he really abuses the word. When he explains your code to you, he sounds like this: "Well, I coded a 'fresco' that takes two other 'frescos' and move them around, while another couple of lists of 'frescos'...." He also claims being a jQuery expert... so this is a jQuery example of his "frescoes" :laugh:

              $(".TimeoutInMinutes").change(function() {
                  UpdateSave($(this).parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().attr("id"));
              });
          
              $(".Iteration").change(function() {
                  UpdateSave($(this).parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().attr("id"));
              });
          

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          TorstenH
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          I can not see anything to complain about! He talks about frescos[^] and revers to the 6. generation of parents - this sound fine to me. The time should kind of fit. regards Torsten

          I never finish anyth...

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          • B Bruno Tagliapietra

            a collegue of mine, from a village near Rome, uses to say "fresco": it means basically "stuff", and he really abuses the word. When he explains your code to you, he sounds like this: "Well, I coded a 'fresco' that takes two other 'frescos' and move them around, while another couple of lists of 'frescos'...." He also claims being a jQuery expert... so this is a jQuery example of his "frescoes" :laugh:

                $(".TimeoutInMinutes").change(function() {
                    UpdateSave($(this).parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().attr("id"));
                });
            
                $(".Iteration").change(function() {
                    UpdateSave($(this).parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().attr("id"));
                });
            

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            Bruno Tagliapietra
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            and here's another one... it's ROBUST jquery :p

            $(this).parent().parent().parent().children("tr:nth-child(1)").children("td").children().children().children().children(":nth-child(2)")children(".MultilineTextBox").val("!" + Out);

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            • B Bruno Tagliapietra

              a collegue of mine, from a village near Rome, uses to say "fresco": it means basically "stuff", and he really abuses the word. When he explains your code to you, he sounds like this: "Well, I coded a 'fresco' that takes two other 'frescos' and move them around, while another couple of lists of 'frescos'...." He also claims being a jQuery expert... so this is a jQuery example of his "frescoes" :laugh:

                  $(".TimeoutInMinutes").change(function() {
                      UpdateSave($(this).parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().attr("id"));
                  });
              
                  $(".Iteration").change(function() {
                      UpdateSave($(this).parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().attr("id"));
                  });
              

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              BillW33
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              Yeah, that is a really ugly querry of "frescoes". :laugh:

              Just because the code works, it doesn't mean that it is good code.

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              • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                bruno.tagliapietra wrote:

                "Well, I coded a 'fresco' that takes two other 'frescos' and move them around, while another couple of lists of 'frescos'...."

                This is not hard to unerstand. As a kid I watched the Smurfs on TV a lot. Watching that a lot made me familiar with their language. The language your co-worker speaks seems closely related to the Smurfs language. A basic rule for this language family is to replace every noun with another word, in your co-workers language this word is 'fresco'. Learning a new language is never easy, but with a bit of practice you'll get there! :thumbsup:

                bruno.tagliapietra wrote:

                    $(".TimeoutInMinutes").change(function() {
                        UpdateSave($(this).parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().attr("id"));
                    });
                
                    $(".Iteration").change(function() {
                        UpdateSave($(this).parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().attr("id"));
                    });
                

                l

                This language seems harder to decipher... :doh:

                It's an OO world.

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                Albert Holguin
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                smurfs rock! :laugh:

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                • B Bruno Tagliapietra

                  a collegue of mine, from a village near Rome, uses to say "fresco": it means basically "stuff", and he really abuses the word. When he explains your code to you, he sounds like this: "Well, I coded a 'fresco' that takes two other 'frescos' and move them around, while another couple of lists of 'frescos'...." He also claims being a jQuery expert... so this is a jQuery example of his "frescoes" :laugh:

                      $(".TimeoutInMinutes").change(function() {
                          UpdateSave($(this).parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().attr("id"));
                      });
                  
                      $(".Iteration").change(function() {
                          UpdateSave($(this).parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().attr("id"));
                      });
                  

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                  wizardzz
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                  Is fresco Italian for widget? I'm hungry, how do you ever stop eating over there?! I'm 50% Italian, my mother was born there, but I've never visited. I would have to stay though, because I wouldn't fit on the plane back.

                  Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                  • W wizardzz

                    Is fresco Italian for widget? I'm hungry, how do you ever stop eating over there?! I'm 50% Italian, my mother was born there, but I've never visited. I would have to stay though, because I wouldn't fit on the plane back.

                    Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                    TorstenH
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                    "fresco" means something "fresh". I can't think of an word sounding the same with a useful meaning in software developing. regards Torsten

                    I never finish anyth...

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                      "fresco" means something "fresh". I can't think of an word sounding the same with a useful meaning in software developing. regards Torsten

                      I never finish anyth...

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                      AspDotNetDev
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                      Neo?

                      [

                      S<T>::f(U) // Out of line.

                      ](http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/8yk3t00s(v=vs.71).aspx)

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                      • B Bruno Tagliapietra

                        a collegue of mine, from a village near Rome, uses to say "fresco": it means basically "stuff", and he really abuses the word. When he explains your code to you, he sounds like this: "Well, I coded a 'fresco' that takes two other 'frescos' and move them around, while another couple of lists of 'frescos'...." He also claims being a jQuery expert... so this is a jQuery example of his "frescoes" :laugh:

                            $(".TimeoutInMinutes").change(function() {
                                UpdateSave($(this).parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().attr("id"));
                            });
                        
                            $(".Iteration").change(function() {
                                UpdateSave($(this).parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().attr("id"));
                            });
                        

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                        JohnLBevan
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                        Are you saying he's all fresco? Maybe he should work on this[^]?

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                        • B Bruno Tagliapietra

                          a collegue of mine, from a village near Rome, uses to say "fresco": it means basically "stuff", and he really abuses the word. When he explains your code to you, he sounds like this: "Well, I coded a 'fresco' that takes two other 'frescos' and move them around, while another couple of lists of 'frescos'...." He also claims being a jQuery expert... so this is a jQuery example of his "frescoes" :laugh:

                              $(".TimeoutInMinutes").change(function() {
                                  UpdateSave($(this).parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().attr("id"));
                              });
                          
                              $(".Iteration").change(function() {
                                  UpdateSave($(this).parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().attr("id"));
                              });
                          

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                          BillWoodruff
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                          Hi Bruno, Clearly this programmer is using "fresco" as a code-word for "obfuscatore al dente." best, Bill

                          "Many : not conversant with mathematical studies, imagine that because it [the Analytical Engine] is to give results in numerical notation, its processes must consequently be arithmetical, numerical, rather than algebraical and analytical. This is an error. The engine can arrange and combine numerical quantities as if they were letters or any other general symbols; and it fact it might bring out its results in algebraical notation, were provisions made accordingly." Ada, Countess Lovelace, 1844

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