Christian!
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I have the solution to your marital problems. Yes indeed. A while back (I think I posted it here), I was searching for flashlights. But, when I typed flashlight into the Google bar, I apparently typed in "fleshlight" instead. Well, I stupidly hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button and it came up with this[^] There you go. Problem solved. :laugh:
I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET
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I have the solution to your marital problems. Yes indeed. A while back (I think I posted it here), I was searching for flashlights. But, when I typed flashlight into the Google bar, I apparently typed in "fleshlight" instead. Well, I stupidly hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button and it came up with this[^] There you go. Problem solved. :laugh:
I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET
Great - a plastic vagina. That's just as good. I feel so relieved. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
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Great - a plastic vagina. That's just as good. I feel so relieved. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
:laugh: ROTFLMAO! :laugh: Oh man. That's good. But everybody in their testimonial section seems to like it: March 2002 Anonymous writes: "all I have to say is this... WHEEEEE! " :laugh:
I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET
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:laugh: ROTFLMAO! :laugh: Oh man. That's good. But everybody in their testimonial section seems to like it: March 2002 Anonymous writes: "all I have to say is this... WHEEEEE! " :laugh:
I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET
David Stone wrote: "all I have to say is this... WHEEEEE! " Yeah, but you can't tell me he doesn't feel stupid and pathetic when the time comes to clean it up and put it back under the bed before his mum walks in. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
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David Stone wrote: "all I have to say is this... WHEEEEE! " Yeah, but you can't tell me he doesn't feel stupid and pathetic when the time comes to clean it up and put it back under the bed before his mum walks in. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
Fine. There's always "Sex in a Can". Besides, just look at what the last guy wrote: Larry in California said: "I love lying in bed using my Fleshlight while my girl friend is trying to sleep. She can never resist, two minutes in to the Fleshlight and she joins in..." I think he's stumbled onto something here...:rolleyes:
I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET
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Fine. There's always "Sex in a Can". Besides, just look at what the last guy wrote: Larry in California said: "I love lying in bed using my Fleshlight while my girl friend is trying to sleep. She can never resist, two minutes in to the Fleshlight and she joins in..." I think he's stumbled onto something here...:rolleyes:
I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET
LOL - maybe she's scared shes going to be replaced. All he'd have to do is prop it on the couch in front of the TV when he's not using it, and give 80% of his money away, and he won't know the difference. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
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I have the solution to your marital problems. Yes indeed. A while back (I think I posted it here), I was searching for flashlights. But, when I typed flashlight into the Google bar, I apparently typed in "fleshlight" instead. Well, I stupidly hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button and it came up with this[^] There you go. Problem solved. :laugh:
I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET
:-D You hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button and look what you got. That's great. I wonder how you clean it... or is there a way to open the backside and let it all just, well, come out? :rolleyes: :) Regards, Alvaro
Well done is better than well said. -- Benjamin Franklin (I actually prefer medium-well.)
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:-D You hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button and look what you got. That's great. I wonder how you clean it... or is there a way to open the backside and let it all just, well, come out? :rolleyes: :) Regards, Alvaro
Well done is better than well said. -- Benjamin Franklin (I actually prefer medium-well.)
Not wanting to think about this too much, but surely you'd use a rubber ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
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I have the solution to your marital problems. Yes indeed. A while back (I think I posted it here), I was searching for flashlights. But, when I typed flashlight into the Google bar, I apparently typed in "fleshlight" instead. Well, I stupidly hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button and it came up with this[^] There you go. Problem solved. :laugh:
I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET
I recall that posting - it was a long time ago. How is it that you so readily retrieved this link? And is the quality any good? Don't be shy, share it with the group...:-D "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)
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I recall that posting - it was a long time ago. How is it that you so readily retrieved this link? And is the quality any good? Don't be shy, share it with the group...:-D "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)
:rolleyes: I picked up a flashlight while I was thinking of Christians predicament. And it wasn't that long ago...:~
I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET
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Great - a plastic vagina. That's just as good. I feel so relieved. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
Christian Graus wrote: Great - a plastic vagina. That's just as good. Any idea WTF the fruit had to do with the plastic life like vaginas? Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002