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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    Being the caring man I am, I'll have acouple just for you. ;)


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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    DaveAuld
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    Can you have more than a couple and then tomorrow I will share a pseudo hangover with you in return :)

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    • X Xiangyang Liu

      DaveAuld wrote:

      :) [beer] and

      No drinking and deriving!

      My Younger Son & His "PET"

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      Chris Losinger
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      we played a game in college that combined chugging beers and doing integrals of trig functions. you had to do the integral in your head, and if you got it wrong, you had to chug. engineers are silly people.

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      • G Gregory Gadow

        Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

        viaducting wrote:

        Join in and grab a slice of the pi.

        Don't be irrational.

        ewwwww!

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        Chris Losinger
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        to pun is not a sin

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        • J Johnny J

          ...it's always good if someone can write them a nice Eulergy

          Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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          Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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          Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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          Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

          modified on Friday, May 6, 2011 11:14 AM

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          Ravi Bhavnani
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          That's a complex yet irrational thought. /ravi

          My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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          • X Xiangyang Liu

            DaveAuld wrote:

            :) [beer] and

            No drinking and deriving!

            My Younger Son & His "PET"

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            Wot no :beer:? That's it! I'm going and I'm taking my internet with me. Hurumph.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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            • R Ravi Bhavnani

              That's a complex yet irrational thought. /ravi

              My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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              AspDotNetDev
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              We're talking about mathematicians, not women.

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              • X Xiangyang Liu

                DaveAuld wrote:

                :) [beer] and

                No drinking and deriving!

                My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                Joe Simes
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                Well if you can't partake at least have a cuppa and some 3.14159265!

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                • A AspDotNetDev

                  We're talking about mathematicians, not women.

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                  S<T>::f(U) // Out of line.

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                  Ravi Bhavnani
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                  :-D /ravi

                  My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                  • X Xiangyang Liu

                    viaducting wrote:

                    Join in and grab a slice of the pi.

                    Don't be irrational.

                    My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                    Joe Simes
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                    Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

                    viaducting wrote:

                    Join in and grab a slice of the pi.

                    Don't be irrational.

                    Hey you'll never resolve your issues like that!

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                    • A AspDotNetDev

                      We're talking about mathematicians, not women.

                      [

                      S<T>::f(U) // Out of line.

                      ](http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/8yk3t00s(v=vs.71).aspx)

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                      Xiangyang Liu
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                      AspDotNetDev wrote:

                      We're talking about mathematicians, not women.

                      Contrary to popular beliefs, the set of women-mathematicians is non-empty[^].

                      My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                      • C Chris Losinger

                        to pun is not a sin

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                        Gregory Gadow
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                        Chris Losinger wrote:

                        to pun is not a sin

                        A tangential concern.

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                        • G Gregory Gadow

                          Chris Losinger wrote:

                          to pun is not a sin

                          A tangential concern.

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                          Chris Losinger
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                          more of a transcendental one, IMO

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                          • J Johnny J

                            ...it's always good if someone can write them a nice Eulergy

                            Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                            Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
                            -----
                            Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                            -----
                            Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

                            modified on Friday, May 6, 2011 11:14 AM

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                            Johnny J
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                            ... Because hell hath no fourier like a woman scorned!

                            Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                            Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                            Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                            Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                              to pun is not a sin

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                              AspDotNetDev
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                              It's certainly not a cos four concern; at least, not omega one.

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                              • J Johnny J

                                ... Because hell hath no fourier like a woman scorned!

                                Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                                Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
                                -----
                                Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                                -----
                                Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                                Chris Losinger
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                                even math puns have their limits.

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                                • X Xiangyang Liu

                                  AspDotNetDev wrote:

                                  We're talking about mathematicians, not women.

                                  Contrary to popular beliefs, the set of women-mathematicians is non-empty[^].

                                  My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                  AspDotNetDev
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                                  They aren't mathematicians. They are mathematicianettes. ;P

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                                  • C Chris Losinger

                                    even math puns have their limits.

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                                    AspDotNetDev
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                                    Limits are a product of the human factor.

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                                    • J Johnny J

                                      ...it's always good if someone can write them a nice Eulergy

                                      Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                                      Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
                                      -----
                                      Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                                      -----
                                      Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

                                      modified on Friday, May 6, 2011 11:14 AM

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                                      Henry Minute
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                                      Mathematicians don't often die. Regrettably, however, mos of them just smell that way.

                                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                                      • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                                        Where is the proof?

                                        Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost

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                                        Steve Mayfield
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                                        It's already been integrated into the thread, but you will have to differentiate between TRUE and FALSE Hypothesis :-\

                                        Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                                        • J Johnny J

                                          ... Because hell hath no fourier like a woman scorned!

                                          Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                                          Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
                                          -----
                                          Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                                          Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                                          Steve Mayfield
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                                          and is transformed into an irrational number

                                          Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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